Since the much ballyhooed "Day without (illegal) immigrants" is now upon us, let's have some fun with it.
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at April 30, 2006 11:18 PM (h4PzP)
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filthy disease ridden, drug trafficking, murdering, raping subhuman leeches.
Posted by: Unashamed Patriot at April 30, 2006 11:22 PM (y+196)
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sitting on Barney Frank's lap
Posted by: Steve Sharon at April 30, 2006 11:25 PM (2aTag)
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at April 30, 2006 11:54 PM (8e/V4)
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Like a day without dirty little bastards hanging out on the corner waiting to get picked up for 1 buck an hour.
Good riddence.
Posted by: Filthy ALlah at May 01, 2006 04:25 AM (/RE21)
Posted by: Rhymes With Right at May 01, 2006 04:26 AM (3JAqj)
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A day without illegal immigrants is like a day without...
Regret
Posted by: heroyalwhyness at May 01, 2006 05:30 AM (XU9K/)
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Before.
I fired the lawn guy, about 80% of his staff was illegal. After the raids, he is down to two people from 6.
Posted by: bill at May 01, 2006 05:32 AM (7evkT)
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... having to spell out what I want to eat
Posted by: J Rob at May 01, 2006 05:41 AM (qSYyk)
Posted by: JeepThang at May 01, 2006 06:43 AM (yZQoS)
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...a day I can quickly get through Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Leovinus at May 01, 2006 06:51 AM (I42Iw)
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"of not having to use hand signals and my rotten Spanish."
Posted by: jesusland joe at May 01, 2006 06:56 AM (rUyw4)
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thunderstorms. (In the distance they look nice, they are necessary, ie rain...but who wants them at their house...)
Posted by: tracy coyle at May 01, 2006 07:04 AM (Vu/UF)
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a day when I can use the sidewalk and not be run over by an ignorant breeder pushing a stroller closely followed by her passle of illiterate kids.
I hope that's not too harsh.
Posted by: Richard at May 01, 2006 07:38 AM (7KF8r)
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Sorry just another day to me.
Posted by: Howie at May 01, 2006 07:40 AM (D3+20)
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A day without illegal immigrants is like a day without having to press 1 for English.
Posted by: Good Lt at May 01, 2006 07:46 AM (yT+NK)
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A day without illegal aleins is like a day without a headache
Posted by: sandpiper at May 01, 2006 08:09 AM (aTvBX)
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Ah hell, let em in, I prefer em to fairy pricks like Richard.
Posted by: Brad at May 01, 2006 08:18 AM (Ffvoi)
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A day without illegals!!!!!!! Hummm? Sounds refreshing.
Legals Okay. Illegals are cheaters who place themselves ahead of honest people using the system correctly.
If a person's first act in this country is breaking the law
what do we expect him to do later?
Posted by: greyrooster at May 01, 2006 08:27 AM (XioYD)
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...a day without getting the shitters cleaned at Wal-Mart for an everyday low price.
Posted by: Glenn at May 01, 2006 08:28 AM (UHKaK)
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Damn you, greyrooster, where have you been? And you are exactly right.
Posted by: jesusland joe at May 01, 2006 08:48 AM (rUyw4)
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Richard says: ".. an ignorant breeder pushing a stroller"
I say: Free-range hate is obnoxious, Richard. Why not slam something actually at fault like the Communist march organizers, or open-border liberals, or employers seeking illegal cheap labor, or the corrupt Mexican government, or the tone-deaf, feet-dragging Republicans in the House, Senate, and White House? Leave Mexican mothers alone.
Posted by: Heroic Dreamer at May 01, 2006 09:24 AM (aH6Zf)
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rooster,
I thought you had died on us!
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at May 01, 2006 09:31 AM (8e/V4)
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A day without illegals is... a day without having to wait for help in English, and shorter lines at the 7-11.
Posted by: Kharis at May 01, 2006 09:48 AM (Yow3T)
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...the Navy Corpsman telling you, you need your bore punched again.
Posted by: SPO at May 01, 2006 09:55 AM (OZn2O)
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For some reason, the first thing that popped into my mind was "soybeans". No, I don't know why.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 01, 2006 10:02 AM (Y7t14)
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going for a drive with Ted Kennedy.
Posted by: Fidothedog at May 01, 2006 10:30 AM (axQ8U)
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No change nada squat here. Just finished my Mexican lunch. It was scrumptious. Seems some of them saw an opportunity to earn extra tips. Maybe one or two hands short no biggie here.
Posted by: Howie at May 01, 2006 12:10 PM (6ex54)
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I've been out running errands in Austin, and so far nothing amiss. Looks like we're going to make it.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at May 01, 2006 01:11 PM (WCwrR)
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A long line at the DPS office.
Posted by: Leatherneck at May 01, 2006 01:31 PM (D2g/j)
Posted by: dick at May 01, 2006 01:53 PM (XlQVK)
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Anita Bryant.
By the way, I wish I had thought about this earlier. It dawned on me that I should have bought a bag of small US flag lapel pins and made a trip around town and given one to each immigrant I saw who was working today.
Posted by: crosspatch at May 01, 2006 02:54 PM (kNJth)
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A day without illegal immigrants is like a day without...
...the Star Spangled Banner in Spanish.
Posted by: reverse_vampyr at May 01, 2006 04:55 PM (Ns5kk)
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A day without Illegals is a day without 40 Kool Filters tossed in my yard as the dirty fuc&ers walk to the quicky mart.
Posted by: FilthyAllah at May 01, 2006 06:59 PM (/RE21)
Posted by: Aaron's cc: at May 01, 2006 07:46 PM (ov6Vw)
Posted by: Lonevoice at May 02, 2006 04:08 AM (3iG2X)
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..is like a day living in the real america.
Posted by: splashtc at May 02, 2006 08:04 AM (zlay8)
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. . dangling my nuts in boiling oil.
Posted by: Jus' Me at May 02, 2006 12:01 PM (9eTET)
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...a faster drive out of the Home Depot parking lot.
Posted by: ken at May 02, 2006 03:26 PM (hFZJx)
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 03, 2006 07:35 PM (FCC6c)
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