1 hmmm... I thought idolatry was bad in Islam, sounds like they are making Mohammed to be an idol.

2 hi pls please see this interview of usatoday with ahmadinejad. http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2006-02-12-iran-interview_x.htm

3 please see this interview of usatoday with ahmadinejad. http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2006-02-12-iran-interview_x.htm

4 Say Whaaaaaa? Sorry - no death to Denmark - they have good looking women - Death to any country with ugly women!

5 Who are these Zionists that everyone keeps talking about? I don't mean people like Alan Dershowitz. Who are the Zionists who are supposedly controlling the world.......by printing cartoons?

6 I want names!

7 Graeme - Mikey Levine! Last time I checked he was living in the Riverdale section of the Bronx. He's been into all kinds of stuff since 6th grade. If I had to question who is behind this world Zionist plot, I'd say - talk to Mikey!

1 Sorry to say its hard to believe he's a Muslim. Indeed, a fellow American. Its a very good post if for nothing else but to reveal how the overwhelming majority of moderates in the US don't have an affinity for this land, its freedoms and rights, as home.

2 I can state that Dr. Jasser is the real thing -- a moderate Muslim. Although I know little about it or even how big it is, he heads the American Islamic Forum for Democracy. He is published in the Arizona Republic at times and by what I remember of his opinions, he seems to be that rarest of breeds, a moderate Muslim (at least one that makes himself known in public). He headed a public demonstration 2 or 3 years ago in downtown Phoenix for a Muslim rally against terrorism, but unfortunately less than two hundred people showed up and few of them were Muslims.

3 The Myth of the Moderate Muslim is not that they exist -- they do -- but that they are the majority, or even a sizable minority. That has yet to be established.

4 Two points seem pretty clear for any coherent human being. This is a good man doing good things, key words- "DOING GOOD THINGS". The disgusting part from the Islamic hijackers is as usual, if he's good he's bad and we shall you all how useless we are to a civilization. Constantly demonstrating the need for their extinction to be brought about ASAP is just wierdly obvious.... right up there with suicide by cop. Which is why I been heard saying on many occasions when another misfit goes on a killing spree and then shoots itself, it has the right idea but the wrong order.

5 They do exist - many of them are in fact here in the West (voted with their feet). Problem is we haven't be too particlar in checking when we opened those border gates. They tend to keep quiet - reason is actually unbelievably simple - the other ones scare the crap out of them!

1 Being left in Somalia without ammunition nor armour.

2 ...be Kim Gandy's unborn child.

3 ... go fishing with Carter. (you might get attacked by a killer rabit!)

4 John Kerry ("can I get me a huntin' licence here? ... n' some skoal"). Chances are he would probably shoot himself - but I don't want to be there 'cause he will either blame someone around him for assault - or come up with some story about rabbits in black pajamas n' coolie hats - and I ain't goin' upriver with him or that.

5 ...see Hilary naked.

6 ...have Rusty put such awful mental pictures in my head.

7 " ...than be endorsed by Howard Dean"

8 stand in front of Barney Frank

9 Ride public transit in Europe.

10 than be endorsed by Kos the Kiss of Death.

11 You will love the entry I have titled for this! http://mensnewsdaily.com/blog/roguejew/

12 ...go camping with Cindy Sheehan.

13 ...give Helen Thomas a Dirty Sanchez.

14 ...visit Florida with Al Gore...and naked Hillary

15 .....be the gynecologist of a 'Breasts Not Bombs' protester.

16 ...see any of you naked.

17 ...see any of youse guys naked

18 Be the camerman for Sean Penn during a "rescue Operation."

19 share a cell with Abu Hamza! I hear a large ticking crocodile has going to be his cellmate....

20 ......be an A.N.S.W.E.R activist asking Improbulus Maximus for a donation.

21 ...than die a slow, miserable death.

22 ...than have to smell Filthy Allah's soiled garment.

23 That's the spirit greg! Keep working at it! Never give up! Sooner or later you will at least get someone to crack a smile.

24 ... go snowboarding with John Kerry. ... go to the movies with PeeWee Herman. ... go undercover with Valerie Plame. ... go driving with Giuliana Sgrena. ... have a spelling bee with Dan Quayle.

25 ..than be a Fireman in Waco.

26 ... have Mary Mapes double checking my handiwork.

27 ...be Bill Clinton's intern.

28 ...go splodin' with Hamas.

29 Listen to another groundless, Saudi appeasing rant from Al"SORE LOSER"Gore

30 Watch Helen Thomas pole-dancing. (I'm really sorry for placing that image in your head.)

31 "...than be sitting at the at a bar with Maureen Dowd." http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/2005/10/maureen_dowd_as.html Barkeep, I'll take an arsenic and cyanide highball, straight up. Oh, and close the tab, woodja?

32 see Bella Abzug in a porno movie

33 Wash Cindy Sheehan's nasty old lady underwear.

34 I had to leave my blue state, just so the violent crimes could no longer be attributed to me. .....be Dirty Harry 2. After a while ya probably get hooked on it though. Let's see a career in astronomy or nursing......hmmm. I choose both-Asstronomy. It's a pla nut joke. .....when poles puke. Thanks for the image, Rhymes with Right!

35 ......ever step foot in the Oval office again. sincerely, no really! Al- Gore dhimmi

36 ...than go to the humidor with Bill Clinton. ...than ride the Merry-Go-R*und at Neverland Ranch ...than go bike riding with John Kerry ...than take Music lessons with Howard "The Scream" Dean ...than have a make-over with Kucinich."

37 ....watch the State of the Union given by Kerry.

38 Rodney! Dave! You two go to bed! Don't you know what time it is? Mommy and Daddy will be right up to tuck it in, I mean you, tuck you in! Papa Hillary Mama Jackson

39 ...than listen to Alberto Gonzales explain why torture is part of the American way, why their are no limits on King George's power, etc. ...

40 "...be the Democratic Candidate for President in 2008"

41 My soiled garments? I smell like spring Flowers Greg! I have no bacon strip in my undies!

42 ... go to an all-u-can-eat buffet with Michael Moore

43 have the same form of insanity as ted, who postedfour items before me.

44 be a blue dress in Monica's closet.

45 ...live in Berkley

46 It was 6:06 AM EST, and I need to leave for work by 6:30 AM

47 ...than go fishing with Jimmy Carter. (he might mistake me for a rabbit)

48 I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than... ...barhopping with Ted Rall. ...hunting for Lucy Ramirez. ...VC-hunting with John Kerry. ...sit in Howard Dean's waiting room. ...attend a progressive dinner with Michael Moore. ...hunting for Al-gore's self-respect. ...switch brains with Barbara Boxer. ...switch bodies with Barbara Mikulski. ...have Dick Cheney hunting me.

49 THEN WATCH THE OLYIMPICS.THEN WATCH THE OSCARS.THEN RIDE WITH TED KENNEDY.THEN WATCH THOSE ROTTEN REMAKES OF CLASSICS.THEN LISTEN TO AL GORES BLABBERING

50 Be in charge of the annual Mohammed Look-Alike Contest sponsored at the local mosque

51 ...than have a heart attack. oops, never mind.

52 ...than listen to Al Franken ...than date Maureen Dowd ...than lift Ted Kennedy (Ok that ones not fair, no one could possibly lift Ted, 'cept maybe Atlas or Sisyphus)

53 ...than have to question Scott McClellan about it.

54 ...than have to say NUCULAR

55 ...than have Jesse Jackson be my spiritual advisor.

1 Why is there always a guy with a RPG-5 or 7 in those videos? Am I supposed to be impressed by their firepower? Look closer: this terrorist even got his finger on the trigger! If the rocket don't kill them all, the backblast will... So moronic! - Max

2 No gloating about bird flu reaching EU? I'm shocked, I thought you were rotten enough to do that.

3 Is it just me, or do is the similarity between the Tusken Raiders and these guys uncanny or what?

4 Why is there always a guy with a RPG-5 or 7 in those videos? It's the Muslim world's answer to penis enlargement.

5 Better question might be why would morons like these be expected to be smarter than the weapon. It reminds me of the staged photo not too long ago, with grandpa wrinkles and brainwashed boy and a very old, fused artillery round. You know, the only thing left unexploded, after the drone fly bye bye in Pack it in againistan. Hollywood has had some very faaaaaaar reaching effects on the mindless! I understand that the buryalls of that batch of terrorists was carried out by a highly trained team of janitors. All ya need is a sponge, which has multiple uses......I better stop.

6 Good one Robert!

7 woah, they look like darth vaders in the background there, scary stuff! WOuld anyone explain this 'Kurdish al-qaeda offshoot ansar al-sunnah' thing? I thought kurdish people were pro-american, ansar-al-sunnah have killed kurdish hostages no?

1 Dear Sir, Turkey is a member of NATO. Their performance during the Korean "police action" is legendary in the US military. They allowed the basing of Jupiter missiles in their country and provided bases for both US intelligence and also nuclear armed strike aircraft. They exposed themselves as the first to die in a nuclear confrontation. They were the first successful secular democracy in the Muslim world. They are dealing with their own problems in a very dangerous part of the world. They have struck a military cooperation agreement with Israel. Please cut them some slack. They have earned it. Regards, Roy

1 That's MY kind of extreme sport! - Max

2 Every day their own actions onlyserve to lend support to my assertion that it's time for us to kill them off.

3 Lost Verses of the Koran Surah 115: The Pig Bismillah: The hurried flight of the Hegira had led the Muslims to a fertile oasis, where they were at last safe from their many enemies in Mecca. Pausing, each thanked Allah the moon-god for their good fortune. Assembling at a long table, they enjoyed rare delicacies brought by bare-breasted sirens whose faces were veiled. During the feast Muhammad sternly forbade his disciples to partake of pig flesh, while fondling the youthful breasts of a Nubian girl named Sheba. Obeying the Prophet, the pilgrims partook of the succulent flesh of jackals and vultures, washing their food down with strong wine. “I never dreamed I’d have to eat the loins of a jackal, let alone the bitter entrails of a cursed vulture,” observed a hungry pilgrim named Ahmed to a fellow Muslim, choking on the unpalatable morsels. “Neither did I, but the Holy Prophet has ordered it,” grumbled another starving follower, almost heaving as he consumed greasy vulture flesh. “A rancid pork chop would taste a hell of a lot better than this crap does,” retorted Ahmed. “It’s an acquired taste brother, you’ll get used to it,” spoke up another, smiling with a mouthful of rotten teeth. “I don’t think so,” said Ahmed, forcing down a burned jackal testicle. An uncaring Muhammad, famished, greedily wolfed down roasted jackal in enjoyment, quaffing from an earthenware wine carafe on occasion, while choosing which of the sirens that would soon endure his favors. The meal finished in the late afternoon, a drunken, lustful Muhammad initiated a sex orgy with the sirens, the debauched Holy Prophet, Allah speaking through him, declaring all earlier betrothals or marriages of the women he knew null and void. The Muslims celebrated their good fortune, again thanking Allah for the bounty they had been blessed to receive. Later, as Muhammad sat half-naked under a palm tree, masturbating to the thought of molesting little girls, Ahmed chanced by and remarked, "Oh great prophet, why does Allah say that we cannot dine on delicious porcine flesh?" "Why?" asked Muhammad, closing his filthy, tattered, moth-eaten robe, "Because Allah's younger retarded cyclops brother is a pig, and Allah doesn't want us killing his holy kinfolk." "Allah is a pig?" asked Ahmed, staring at Muhammad. "Of course," replied the deranged Prophet, hallucinating thanks to ingesting strong hashish minutes earlier. "That's ridiculous, why in hell do we worship pigs?" asked Ahmed, thinking his flight from Mecca may have been the result of heeding the words of a false prophet, possessed of a capricious desert demon who delighted in seeing them consume the flesh of vermin. "Because they're better than we are," answered a smiling Muhammad, now fantasizing about raping little boys, "Look at me, I'm little more than a lecherous child molester, thief and murderer!" "True, but pigs can't even talk!" exclaimed Ahmed, digging a heel into the sand. "Allah can, he speaks to me in my dreams," retorted the wildly hallucinating Muhammad, barely able to focus on Ahmed, seeing him in double vision. "You're a madman," declared a disgusted Ahmed, "I'm heading back to join the infidels in Mecca!" "Who cares?" retorted Muhammad, slurring his words and breaking into riotous laughter. Prophet Muhammad, opening his robe and again reaching for his flaccid sex organ, was too occupied with masturbating his building erection to reply further, while Ahmed disappeared behind a sand dune. "What a stupid, perverted, licentious bastard," spat Ahmed, walking off, "Muhammad is crazier than a shithouse rat!" Surah 116: The Pervert Bismillah: And it came to pass that Muhammad was growing ever hornier and more depraved: In a dream it was revealed by Allah that he was to molest a young girl named Ayesha. Drunk on strong wine, the Prophet looked to a follower named Khalil and announced, “Allah has said I am to have sex on this day with a child; the virgin daughter of my brother in law Abu.” “What?” asked a frowning Khalil, holding a wine bottle, taken back by the remark and turning to Muhammad. “I am to know Abu’s daughter Ayesha,” declared Muhammad, a finger in the air, becoming visibly aroused at the thought having sex with her. “She is but a little girl who plays with dolls; her womb does not yet weep, are you insane?” asked Khalil, knowing in his heart that the Prophet was little more than a pervert, thief, liar and murderer. “Probably, but it is the will of Allah”, Muhammad said to himself, staggering off to the hovel of Ayesha. “What a twisted devil the Prophet is – the will of Allah my ass, he’s just an evil, depraved monster who lusts after the flesh,” Khalil mumbled, putting the bottle to his parched lips. An oblivious and uncaring Muhammad blundered down the street, weaving as he went, arriving at the hovel shortly thereafter. Knocking on the door, Ayesha’s mother Umm appeared. “What do you want Prophet?” she asked, staring at the debauched Muhammad, clad in a filthy tan robe covered in dust and wine stains, a lone flea crawling upon his moustache near his nostrils. “Bismillah, I am here to take your daughter Ayesha in bed,” the Prophet answered, slurring his words. “You licentious beast!” exclaimed the girl’s mother, “She is only six years old, if it is indeed the will of Allah, take me instead to satisfy your wanton depravity!” “Taking you is not the will of Allah,” retorted Muhammad, the scent of wine heavy on his foul breath, “You are a wrinkled and faded flower without comeliness; be gone with your favors; I could never get a hard on at the likes of you.” Enraged by her rebuff, Muhammad smote her upon the face with a backhand. “That’s what one gets for disobeying the will of Allah,” declared Muhammad, his words punctuated by a loud belch, “Take me to Ayesha, that I may know her on this day!” Obeying, Umm reluctantly led Muhammad to the room of Ayesha, opening the door. “This perverted Prophet here wants to screw you,” announced Umm with a frown, Muhammad ogling the virgin child in double vision. “But you knew my cousin Abdullah, younger brother of Ahmed not an hour ago,” replied a shocked Ayesha, dropping her doll, revolted by the sight of the filthy, lascivious pedophile Muhammad. “Be that as it may, Allah has said I will also know you,” said Muhammad with an expectant smile, the gleam of lust in his eyes. “Why me?” asked Ayesha, looking to the Prophet with trepidation. “Because Allah has said it and I am horny, let us lay down, that I may know you,” ordered Muhammad as he removed his robe, Ayesha’s mother shaking her head in helpless disgust and closing the door. Surah 117: The Murderer Bismillah: Muhammad and his followers enjoyed many days away from Mecca at the oasis, home of his oafish brother in law, Abu Bakr, who was also Muslim. Dining on roast jackal, vultures and snakes, their strength was renewed by the bounty Allah the moon-god provided: plentiful food for their bellies and plentiful sirens for their carnal pleasure. Khalil was upset that the Prophet was an evil lecherous pedophile who had known a little girl, so he went to the home of Ayesha to speak with her father, Abu the oaf. He made his way to the hovel, and knocked on the door. Ayesha’s mother opened the door, frowning as she beheld another of Prophet Muhammad’s followers. “Is life not bad enough, what are you here for, to rape my daughter, me, or one of my sons?” she inquired with disdain. “Indeed not woman, I must speak with your husband, not you,” said Khalil, who as a good Muslim, looked down upon women as little more than objects of pleasure, or dogs to be beaten into submission. “My husband Abu is very drunk,” she related, lowering her gaze in respect. Khalil entering the hovel, the oaf Abu appeared from a side room holding a wine bottle, and slurred, “What do want here, follower of the Prophet?” “I must speak with you regarding your little daughter Ayesha,” answered Khalil. “What about her?” asked Abu, blinking his eyes and trying to focus on the man. “The Prophet came unto her in her room a fortnight ago; do you not know?” asked Khalil. “He has come unto her many times since, she is his wife,” replied the unconcerned oaf. “His wife you say - you permitted it?” asked Khalil, stunned by the revelation. “Of course; he has come unto one of my nephews too, Muhammad is a pederast, it is the will of Allah,” declared a shrugging Abu. “He’s raping our child you drunken bastard!” exclaimed a tearful Umm, looking to Khalil. Abu smote her across the face, admonishing, “Take care woman, speak not ill of Prophet Muhammad, it is the will of Allah. The Prophet first knew Ayesha in a dream, when Gabriel showed her to him, uncovering her body for him to see.” “That’s really sick, she’s only six years old,” observed Khalil. “Better for the great Prophet to know her than one of the infidels,” declared a smiling Abu. “Prophet my ass, Muhammad is a depraved monster possessed of a demon; how could permit such a thing, you are her father!” exclaimed Khalil in utter disgust. “Yes I am, and the Prophet says I will know her too,” confessed Abu, contemplating the odd thought of having sex with his own daughter. Umm burst into tears and sobbed, throwing herself to the floor upon hearing Abu’s repugnant words. A fearful Khalil fled the hovel, not knowing what to think; realizing Muhammad and his brother in law Abu were wicked licentious perverts and vicious rapers of children, possessed of capricious and malevolent demons. Later, Abu spoke with the Prophet while they entered a brothel together. He told him of the strange encounter with Khalil. Khalil’s an idiot, he takes Islam much too seriously,” replied Muhammad, looking to his oafish brother in law. “It is a bad omen Prophet, Khalil woefully disdains your marriage to Ayesha, and disdains that I am to know her too,” declared Abu, even he feeling deep down that such a liaison was distasteful, but knowing it was the unalterable will of Allah, the moon god. “It is the will of Allah for you to know your daughter, did not Lot of Sodom know his daughters in the cave?” asked a slurring Muhammad, quite drunk, leaning against a wall to steady himself. “Yes Prophet, he did,” answered Abu with firm resolve. “Indeed, it was and is Allah’s will,” replied Muhammad, picking a flea from his beard and crushing it between his fingernails, “As for our problem, I will have a dream tonight, and Allah will order me to kill Khalil.” “He will?” asked Abu, putting a hand to his chin in confusion, “But I thought the Perfect, Most Merciful Pig Allah never revealed his intentions until you had a dream.” “No matter oaf, he is making his will known to me by making me drink strong wine on this day,” said a quickly lying Muhammad, holding up a bottle. “Don’t you drink strong wine everyday?” asked Abu. “Not as strong as this stuff,” replied the Prophet with a broad smile, “It has hashish oil in it; let us partake of a pair of this brothel’s women and enjoy wine together.” As Muhammad and Abu descended into more revelry and debauchery, a troubled Khalil approached another of the Prophet’s followers, the one with rotten teeth. Telling him of his woes, he awaited the reply. “Who cares what he does, have vulture and some wine,” said the man, tearing a leg from a roasted, maggot-ridden carcass and offering it to Khalil. “You don’t care that Muhammad is a deranged pervert who has sex with little children?” asked Khalil, taking the leg. “Hell no, I’m only here for the food, I was starving in the alleys of Mecca before I met Muhammad,” replied the rotten toothed man, grabbing more vulture flesh and a wine bottle. “Oh,” answered a defeated Khalil, taking a bite from the leg and reaching for wine. Late evening came, with Khalil and the other followers drunk and passed out in their tent. Muhammad and Abu awoke at the brothel after midnight, rested and refreshed. “What are we to do about Khalil?” asked Abu as they left via a side door, avoiding an encounter with the brothel’s madam, to whom they owed money. “Leave that to me oaf,” answered the Prophet, holding up a hand, “In my dream Allah told me how to deal with him.” Muhammad headed down the street and stealthily entered the tent of his followers, intent on taking Khalil’s life. Abu Bakr followed him through the entrance, looking about for possible witnesses. Holding an oiled leather garrote, the smiling Prophet mercilessly strangled the sleeping Khalil, knowing in his heart that it was the will of Allah. The helpless follower struggled defiantly as a determined Muhammad gritted his teeth and pulled the garrote tighter, crushing Khalil’s windpipe, the Prophet letting out foul gas from his posterior due to the exertion. The struggling ceased; he and Abu then quietly removed the body from the tent and carried it into the desert. “That takes care of that problem,” declared a satisfied Muhammad as he pocketed the garrote, he and Abu making their way to his hovel so he could know his young wife Ayesha again. “When will I know her Prophet?” inquired Abu in the lamplit hovel, looking to his daughter’s room. “Very soon, Allah has said it, go know your wife Umm for now, oaf,” suggested Muhammad with a smile, opening the door to Ayesha’s room. Surah 118: The Liar Bismillah: Time passed, and a strengthened Muhammad and his followers left the fertile oasis. The Prophet was joined by his young wife Ayesha and her father, oaf Abu, who left the remainder of his family stranded at the oasis, his wife Umm dying of grief shortly afterward. Not one of the party dared question the vanishing of Khalil, some fearing that they too would vanish, perhaps due to Allah’s will or worse. Muhammad told his followers that Khalil was an evil infidel, and had fled because he had coveted Ayesha, the child looking to her husband the Prophet, she and her father knowing he was not telling the truth. “That is not true my father, Khalil only came to tell you of the Prophet knowing me,” Ayesha whispered, she and Abu standing only a few cubits from Muhammad. “Take care in what you utter among others child, some things are better kept to oneself,” answered Abu quietly, not half the oaf the Prophet thought he was. The rotten toothed man was listening intently; he had watched from the shadows while a smiling Muhammad strangled Khalil, but wisely kept this knowledge to himself, vowing to flee the group at the earliest opportunity. Abu Bakr, fulfilling the will of Allah, came unto his daughter Ayesha over several evenings in a tent at the beckoning of the Holy Prophet, oddly finding her favors more satisfying than those of his wife. Feeling strange from the experience of knowing his own daughter, a troubled Abu sought wise Muhammad’s advice. “It was the will of Allah,” declared the debauched Muhammad, drunk on strong wine, “Allah has also revealed it is you which will sire her firstborn in her twelfth year; her incestuous bastard child Fatimah.” “I will?” asked Abu, incredulous that he would be siring a child by his own daughter. “Yes,” replied the Prophet, removing his filthy robe, “But first I must satisfy my carnal urges, by indulging in her favors myself.” Prophet Muhammad entered the tent and came unto the young Ayesha, who complained that she was sore from knowing her father three times in one day. Striking her across the face, Muhammad admonished, “Keep your mouth shut wife and be thankful to Allah that only I and your father are knowing you.” “Yes Holy Prophet,” Ayesha replied, closing her eyes and wincing in pain as Muhammad again knew her. Arriving in Medina the following week, the Muslims found friends in this city, delighting in drunken revelry and the favors of veiled, tempting harlots with dark eyes. A lecherous Muhammad, Ayesha and his brother in law Abu took up residence at a fine brothel, the Prophet and the oaf sampling the offerings over many weeks, finding that Medina had the finest of all harlots in the land. Many residents of Medina found that Islam was a faith that appealed to them, Allah’s unalterable will moving the people, they abandoning their staid ways, joining with Prophet Muhammad in idleness, licentious revelry and drunkenness. Abu later visited the Prophet in his tent, informing him of dreadful news that Medina was host to a band of Jews. “Jews you say, the people of the book,” answered Muhammad, “They are bitter enemies of Allah and Islam; we will not suffer such people to live in our midst.” “But there are 40 score or more of them in the city Prophet, do the warriors of Allah have the numbers to defeat them?” asked Abu. “Of course oaf,” declared the evil Muhammad, “We shall wait until the dark of night, prowling by stealth, and then cut their throats as they slumber; Allah has willed it.” Listening in the shadows, the rotten toothed man determined it was time for him to flee. Regardless of the free food, he wanted no part of a group of vicious, skulking cowards who would slaughter people as they slept. Allah’s will was fulfilled on the next night, 40 score Jews meeting their end at the hands of the deranged, murderous pedophile Muhammad and his obedient Muslims. Surah 119: The Thief Bismillah: A fortnight passed, with many of the remaining people of Medina embracing Islam, and others fleeing for their lives, with the exception of a wealthy merchant named Sabri and his family. Sabri vexed the followers with his words that Prophet Muhammad was little more than a drunken liar, murderer, and wanton sexual pervert; a wicked, lascivious monster and pedophile who kept the company of prostitutes, drunks and the slothful. In another dream, the Holy Prophet learned that the vexing merchant had to be silenced, and that he had been chosen by Allah to murder him. Telling Abu of his dream, he and Abu plotted the murder of Sabri the merchant. After enjoying strong wine together, they headed to his home on a dark late evening, let in by a lovely servant girl. Muhammad and the oaf Abu observed the opulence of his residence; Sabri dressed in a fine silk robe with a silk turban, seven rings of gold and silver on his fingers. His wife and the lovely servant girl brought food and a carafe of wine for her husband, they disdainfully looking upon the filthy, debauched Prophet and his henchman Abu. “Why will you not submit to Islam, it is the will of Allah,” declared the evil Muhammad, looking to Sabri, looking for the chance to end his life. “The will of Allah my ass, you Muhammad are a murderous debauched lecher and raper of children. Your loathsome followers feed on the rancid flesh of vermin instead of fine pork roasts, and defile all that they touch,” declared a disgusted Sabri, noting that the Prophet was drunk, dressed in a filthy tattered robe, with his unkempt hair and long beard matted with dirt. “I consume the flesh of vermin too, Great Allah is a Holy, Merciful Pig, it is not halal to dine on the sacred flesh of his younger brothers,” said Muhammad with a finger in the air, Abu nodding in agreement. “No, it is you who are a pig, you deranged cretin possessed of a vile demon,” retorted Sabri, looking upon the Prophet with hatred in his eyes. “Those who do not submit to the will of Allah will suffer dire consequences,” threatened Abu, looking about for anyone who would dare stop them. Observing only two women in the house, he smiled, knowing that the will of Allah was about to be fulfilled. Sabri paused, staring at the Prophet and Abu in contempt, hoping he could in some way persuade them to leave the city, noting that business had fallen off to practically nothing since the arrival of the Muslims. “Look, if I give you money, will you and yours flee Medina and never return?” asked Sabri with folded hands, hoping he could encourage them to leave with a payment of fine gold. “I can’t leave,” declared a smiling Muhammad, “I am serving Great Allah, the Most Merciful Pig.” Sabri, confused for a moment, replied, “But I thought Allah was the moon goddess of Mecca.” “Whatever,” retorted a shrugging, uncaring Muhammad while picking his nose, he knowing that Allah didn’t exist anyway. “You are destroying Medina with your vile harlotry and wicked ways!” exclaimed Sabri. The Prophet laughed, and replied, “Indeed not, Allah is guiding my hand in this and all my actions, providing me and my followers with what we desire: food, fine drink and the company of willing sirens, like your lovely servant girl back there.” “My servant girl is betrothed to a good man in Mecca, you will not speak ill of her, nor will you covet her favors,” declared Sabri, noting Muhammad leering through an open door, ogling the girl and his wife. “I will do as I wish,” retorted the evil Muhammad with another laugh, reaching into his tattered, filthy robe and producing the garrote, “I covet the favors of your servant girl, and will take her to my bed for a concubine on this night. Those such as you will not stop the will of Allah or his Messenger.” Abu rose while the Prophet was speaking and smote Sabri upon the face with a closed fist, knocking the silk turban from his head. Muhammad descended upon him like a viper, pulling the garrote tightly around his throat, strangling him in his chair while his wife and servant girl screamed. “Be silent women, it is the will of Allah!” Muhammad yelled through gritted teeth as he took the life of Sabri. Oaf Abu moved into the room and beat them into submission while a struggling Sabri kicked the wine carafe from the table, it shattering on the floor. Sabri’s life vanquished, Prophet Muhammad exhaled loudly and let the lifeless body tumble to the floor. The trembling women remained silent as Abu returned to the Prophet with them. “Where is your money?” asked a greedy Abu of Sabri’s wife. “A box of gold and silver is in our bedroom,” answered his tearful wife, almost fainting from Abu’s foul breath. “I’ll get it,” volunteered a smiling Muhammad, pulling the garrote from the body, “Get the rings from his fingers oaf.” The Prophet returned with a box of glittering coins, pleased that Allah had provided such bounty for his followers. “I can’t get the last ring off,” complained Abu, having pocketed six others. “Cut off his finger to get it, and take his robe and turban too,” ordered Muhammad, determined not to leave one valuable item in the house. Abu obeyed, reaching for a knife on the table, slicing off the finger and pulling the ring from it. Arriving at the brothel, the Prophet celebrated his good fortune by knowing Sabri’s wife and the servant girl, annulling the widow’s marriage and the girl’s betrothal in the eyes of Allah. Later that evening Abu was given Sabri’s widow for a concubine, as he had grown weary of Ayesha’s favors, also needing an able slave to cook and serve him. Having to beat her before he knew her, Abu thanked Allah and Muhammad for the welcome gift of Sabri’s wife. Surah 120: The Hypocrite Bismillah: More time passed, with some of Muhammad’s followers finding the Prophet’s actions in Medina going against everything he had preached in Mecca, seeing him as Khalil, the rotten toothed man, and the merchant Sabri had seen him: an evil, debauched rapist, pedophile, liar, and murderer. These and other apostate followers were quickly slaughtered as infidels, fulfilling the will of Allah; a smiling Muhammad strangling many of them as they slept. Even Abu began to think that Muhammad’s wanton depravity may have been going too far when he encountered him in a tent knowing several young Jewish boys that had been taken captive. “Prophet, some of the followers are complaining that you are denying them participation in the bounty given us by Allah, and that you are also practicing strange acts that Allah has forbidden to others,” related Abu, frowning at the displeasing thought of Muhammad knowing little boys. “They want some of the gold, right oaf?” asked a drunken Muhammad, dressed in Sabri’s silk robe and turban, seven rings of gold and silver upon his greasy fingers, the fine garb growing filthier with each passing day. “That, and some of them would also like to have some of the girls and boys for concubines,” answered Abu. “They cannot have the little boys, Allah has given them to me for my carnal pleasure,” declared the lascivious Prophet, “As for the little girls, give them to the followers as wives, so that their carnal desires can be sated; it is the will of Allah.” “Others say that you don’t practice what you have preached,” added a fidgeting Abu, hoping not to arouse Muhammad’s maniacal wrath. “I’m only the messenger, Allah’s revelations don’t apply to me,” retorted Muhammad, releasing a tearful Jewish boy from his carnal embrace. “What about me?” asked Abu. “They don’t apply to you either oaf; would you like a lovely little boy for your carnal pleasure?” slurred the depraved sodomite Muhammad, lustfully leering at another boy he had chosen next to debauch. “No, I find not that boys appeal to me,” answered Abu quietly, though he was a lecherous pedophile and incestuous pervert, he had no desire to sodomize little boys. “Suit yourself oaf, more for me to enjoy,” answered the Prophet with a chuckle, undressing another captive boy, returning to his lecherous pederasty as Abu left the tent. The city of Medina had been taken completely by the conquering Muslims, they reveling in their murderous victory over the infidels and Jews. In another dream, it was revealed to Muhammad by Allah that they were to attack and conquer the city of Mecca. They were to subdue it and convert the inhabitants there to Islam, after which the Prophet was to take a pagan shrine called the Kaaba and defile it in the name of Allah. “In Mecca there is glittering plunder, fine gold to steal, and many women to be taken for concubines,” declared the Prophet, “Allah has said to have faith in him and we will not fail; are you with me, warriors for Islam?” The devoted followers answered, shouting in unison: There is no god but Allah the Pig, and Muhammad is his prophet!” “We will need weapons to defeat them,” Abu observed, looking to the Holy Prophet. “Easily done oaf,” replied an unconcerned Muhammad, ordering several henchmen to plunder the city of metal so weapons could be quickly fashioned. Bronze implements were seized from every home; plowshares were heated and beaten into fine scimitars for the devoted followers. As his followers labored over hot forges, Muhammad gave a sermon, declaring that vengeance, blood and death would rain down upon Mecca in the name of Allah. The work completed over several days, a feast was held by the warriors of Islam to further strengthen them for the long journey; the flesh of rats, snakes, vultures and jackals gracing their tables. The hungry Prophet had a willing siren prepare his favorite of all dishes, fat dung beetles boiled in seasoned vulture broth. “We should give Allah our thanks for the bounty he has provided,” declared Muhammad, seated at the head of his table beside Abu, crushing the hard shell of a dung beetle between his filthy brown teeth. All bowed their heads in prayer, thanking Allah for the food he had provided. “Would you like to enjoy a tasty dung beetle oaf?” asked the Prophet, turning to his brother in law, offering one to him. “No thanks,” replied a nauseated Abu, choking down a plateful of greasy rat flesh. Washing the unseemly morsels down with strong wine, Muhammad and his followers filled their bellies with the bitter flesh of vermin and then enjoyed the welcome favors of tempting, veiled harlots with dark eyes. The Muslims, their women and their captives set out for Mecca on the following week, determined to exact Allah’s revenge on the people who dwelt there. “There are many able men in Mecca, much more than we have,” observed Abu, realizing their numbers were wanting when compared to the teeming hordes of infidels occupying Mecca. “Allah will watch over us oaf,” replied Muhammad, a sharp scimitar on his hip, he unsure as to what the outcome would be, but keeping this from the others and preparing for the worst. “There aren’t enough of us Prophet – how will we win?” asked Abu with his arms in the air, looking at their limited numbers, no more than 50 score of able men in the service of Allah. “Great Allah has said it, they in Mecca will embrace Islam or die for resisting his will,” the vengeful Prophet declared as Medina disappeared behind them in the distance. A thoughtful Abu wondered why Allah would wish his followers to attack a fortified city where they were outnumbered, and also as to why Allah would have chosen a debauched murderer and licentious pervert for his Prophet. “Oh well, it is the will of Allah,” agreed a sardonic Abu, much too committed to the deranged Prophet and Islam to back out, checking for the scimitar on his hip. Surah 121: The Coward Bismillah: Returning to the oasis to gather strength before attacking Mecca, Muhammad and his followers again feasted on the bitter flesh of vermin and partook of the favors of eager women, the depraved Prophet coming unto the veiled, bare breasted Nubian harlot Sheba. Oaf Abu learned that his wife Umm had died, Muhammad stating to him over strong wine that it was Allah’s will. A grieving Abu came unto his new wife, the widow of Sabri, and also knew his daughter Ayesha, fulfilling the will of Allah the Pig. The Holy Prophet also lusted for Abu’s bride, demanding that he be permitted to lay with her again. A shrugging Abu handed her over, an angry Muhammad having to beat the stiff-necked infidel woman once again before he knew her. “You evil murderous beast!” she screamed in tears as Muhammad was knowing her, “May the gods of my fathers destroy you and all you have wrought!” “How dare you attempt to curse me or Allah,” grunted the Prophet as he reached orgasm, his fetid breath causing her to heave, “Take care woman, or I will expose you as the sorceress you are, giving you over to be stoned by my devoted followers.” “Better to be dead than to endure your vile attentions again,” Abu’s wife retorted as the Prophet rose from her bed. “Bitch,” Muhammad muttered as he left Abu’s tent, adjusting his filthy silk turban. Leaving the oasis on the third day, the devoted Muslims resumed their journey to Mecca, Abu still troubled about their limited numbers and telling the Holy Prophet of his doubts. “Don’t worry oaf, we will remain behind while the first wave of our brothers besiege and subdue the infidels in Mecca,” Muhammad declared in a low tone of voice, Ayesha looking up to him and frowning. “Do you have a problem with that wife?” asked Muhammad, strangely controlling his compulsion to beat her for daring to disagree with Allah’s unalterable will. Ayesha remained silent and looked to the ground, Abu answering, “I thought we would lead them in battle.” “No, we are to remain behind and observe the followers take the city, it is the will of Allah,” replied Muhammad, he filled with doubts and preferring to watch from afar, as the strong hashish he had eaten in Medina had worn off long ago. Arriving outside the city walls under cover of night, the Muslims prepared for battle in the only way they knew: skulking by stealth and murdering defenseless people while they slept. As a full moon rose, a vanguard of devoted followers scaled the city walls, only to be discovered and cut down by the defenders of Mecca. “Attack in the name of Allah!” shouted Muhammad while retreating to a bluff with Abu, his wives and several trusted followers, the Meccans opening the city gates to meet the glorious warriors of Allah in battle. Seeing the Holy Prophet on the bluff by moonlight, this sight strengthened the attacking Muslims. “The battle is not going very well,” observed Abu as the moon rose higher, watching the Muslim army being wiped out. “Yes, Allah is displeased that our faith was not strong enough,” replied a strangely detached Muhammad, staring from the bluff at the carnage outside the walls of Mecca. “That, or we didn’t have enough men, I told you,” retorted Abu, watching several followers being hacked to death by the defenders. “That is possible oaf,” admitted Muhammad, Abu frowning at the reply. “What do you plan to do to save your followers Prophet?” asked Ayesha. “Nothing, it is Allah’s will,” replied Muhammad with a shrug, still watching the battle. Abu’s frown grew into anger as he watched a smiling Muhammad delight in the butchery of his followers. “You’ve lost at least 30 score since the moon rose, do you intend to stay until we are slaughtered too?” asked Abu’s wife. “How dare you speak to me unless spoken to!” exclaimed the Prophet, preparing to smite her across the face. “My good wife Fahimah makes a wise observation,” declared Abu, using her given name for the first time, grasping Muhammad’s forearm, preventing him from striking the widow. Pulling away from Abu, the Prophet paused and replied, “It’s time for us to leave oaf, we shall retreat to the oasis to pray and fast.” A defeated Muhammad and his trusted followers left the bluff and headed back toward the oasis in the moonlight. Looking over his shoulder, the Prophet feared that vengeful Meccans might pursue them. “Let us make haste,” declared Muhammad, fearing for his life. Several days passed as they retreated from Mecca, the remaining band of Muslims at last pausing for needed rest and making a camp in the desert. The captive Fahimah had grown to respect her new husband Abu, as he had prevented the Holy Prophet from striking her outside the walls of Mecca. Making him a meal of jackal flesh soup, she presented it to him in his tent. “Thank you woman,” Abu replied, taking an earthenware bowl and strong wine, she nodding and leaving him to eat. As Abu was eating, a stir rose in the camp: a lone survivor of the battle having at last caught up to the followers. Putting down his bowl, he left the tent to find the survivor admonishing Muhammad. “You coward,” he gasped, “You left us to die, have you no faith in your visions, or are they only lies coming from your vile mouth?” The Prophet, drunk, answered, “I had a dream after the battle, it was Allah’s will that we were defeated, as it was his will that you survived. We lost because our faith in Allah was not strong enough.” “You lied, telling us of easy plunder and women; there weren’t enough of us to take Mecca, 50 score died outside the gates for nothing!” the man exclaimed. “No matter, have dung beetles and strong wine to renew your strength,” slurred Muhammad, picking fleas from his beard and flinging them into a small fire at his side. The man, much too exhausted to argue further, gratefully took a plate of boiled dung beetles and a bottle of wine, trudging off from the deranged Prophet in disgust. A shocked Abu observed this from the shadows and retreated to his tent. Such knowledge set heavy upon him, he meditating privately on the events. Finishing his meal, he called for his wife Fahimah, she appearing before him. I would hear your words wife on this matter: Muhammad preaches Islam, yet he does not follow the words of Allah.” “He is your Prophet, you have sworn to serve him and Allah, my words are those of an infidel,” she answered respectfully. “Still I would hear them, for there is wisdom in what you utter,” Abu replied. Fahimah, still fearful of her brutal husband, yet bound by her personal honor to obey, told him of her thoughts on the Prophet and his actions. “I care not what god he worships, but this demon in man’s guise is not a prophet of a clean desert god,” she began. Abu looked at her as she continued, “He forces his followers to consume the flesh of vermin, delighting in their disgust. I truly believe him to be so perverted as to rape an infant - he has others carry out his murderous work while he has no courage to fight himself: you should draw a knife across your daughter Ayesha’s throat and my own to save us from the corruption of this man.” Abu, oaf that he was, looked at her silently as she urged him to destroy the demon Prophet Muhammad, her wise words much harder to ignore than the screechings of his deceased wife Umm.

4 They were very funny, i think. And i think you're a PIG! I can see your end buddy You'll see it when you're died! And i will watch you in HELL!

5 Turk guy, you're an idiotic child, and I have no respect for you or Muhammadanism. Don't feel bad or singled out, as I feel the same way about every other religion. That said, when one dies, they are dead forever, period; that is the truth of our existence. We'll all find that out, you too, because there is no such thing as god and there never was. Same goes for nonsense like "afterlife". Got that? Try proving me wrong by using facts, not dogma, you superstitious putz.

6 To "a pig called a...." OK, I'm English, I'm not really concerned about this argument over cartoons and don't really care either way. I can see the argument for free speech and I can see the offence that has also been caused by continuing publications. However, your writing is extremley xenophobic and is going to incite hatred of Western people. Are you just a racist or do you idolize Hitler ? :-( Which planet do you come from ?? Why you are deliberatley trying to offend?? You offended me as much as you have offended any muslim, I'm not even vaguely religious, not Muslim, Hindu, Christian or taoist, not any of them. You even offended a second time to "turk_guy", what is your issue ? So my message to muslims is please ignore this person. He is a stupid bad a person trying to make you angry. He is bad just as much as a muslim burning down a christian church is bad. Both acts are meant to offend religious people. We have to accept there are stupid evil people in every society and this person clearly is trying to upset you. So I'm saying sorry on behalf of all the non-idiotic people of the world who want everyone to live in peace and happiness and for everyone to prosper.

7 Boy, you pale Limeys don't know a thing about masculinity anymore, do you? The above sentence was meant to be insulting to you personally, by the way. Keep cringing in fear, that is until the Moslems come to cut your infidel throat, as they are so understanding. You are nothing but a pitiful, hand wringing coward who doesn't even deserve to live. You won't even post your real email address, and make me ashamed to carry English blood in my veins. I'm certain that you will get yours, considering that your government, led by your brain-dead Queen, has allowed Britain to become hip-deep in Moslem primitives from such environs as Pakistan - so lovingly referred to by limeys as "Pakis". A pox upon you and yours, coward.

8 Oh my, now I really have seen it all. Hi Cato, I caught the insult the first time but its a bloody good job you highlighted it. It was pretty subtle, I could have missed that one, we're just so thick us English. Thanks for the highlight, at last I know what an insult looks like. Phew, close one there, I'm feeling educated. I don't know whether Cato is the same guy as before, stirring trouble but either way both articles are there to stir up feelings. I've got no fight, you seem to have one, your clearly feeling good by insulting me so hey, crack on. You insult to your hearts content and I'll pity you for being so narrow minded. In the mean time, I think I'll choose to stay as a pale anonymous limey thanks very much. Theres an outside chance your for real and thats even more amazing. So here it is. I'll go around doing my version of masculine. (meeting friends, drinking beer, relaxing after work and keeping on meeting up with the girl I like) You do your version, choose what you like. Try not to kill anyone, your last post seems to infer you think that way. So anyway, one last thing, I'll leave you a small present. You now have my permission to insult me as much as you like, go ahead, please make an even bigger fool of yourself in front of anyone who chooses to read this sorry article, feel free, really, the stage is all yours. I won't be responding, you can have the last word as many times as you like. Happy writing Cato.

1 Hilarious! Good one!

2 I never understood the saying, "Peas through superior firepower." Now it is all coming together for me.

3 Isn't the Daily Tarheel the same newspaper who fired a columnist for comparing muslims to terrorists? It's an interesting position turnaround in such a short time.

4 Halal peas - so each pea is slaughtered as dictated by islamic law? That's some painstaking work. Imagine how many poor, defenseless peas die this way every year. Aren't there any vegetable rights groups to speak out against this abuse?

5 "Give peas a chance". This slogan is from the Council on American-Peas Relations, in the hope that Americans will treat peas with more respect.

6 MAJOR SLIP-UP BY IRANIAN PRESIDENT Okay. I have heard some "slips of the tongue" before but this one in this article is a real gem. Here is the part of the article I'm talking about. Remember this is President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: "In the name of the IAEA, they want to visit all our nuclear facilities and learn our defense capabilities, but we won't allow them to do this." What a dope. If Iran's nukes are only for energy then how are we going to find out anything about their defenses by examining them! George.....call in the marines!!!

7 Hi there! Don't no if someone already posted this movie: "soldiers respond by beating the hell out of them" http://astream.com/links/notw/together_300.asx

8 Visialise whirled peas

9 Implacable = "impossible to apPEAS" don't forget to visit me, at.... http://islamcomicbook.com/ ....OR ELSE! And, remember, "No peas till we've had our just deserts."

10 Peas On The Koran! Peas On The Koran!

11 HO HO HO...Green Towelhead!

1 So, is this an offical fatwa?

2 Scroll down to where/what? Whad'I miss this time? sincerely, humble dummy

1 No it won't be enough. But enough for me to maintain a healthy respect for the Weekly Standard.

2 Within a week, WEEKLY Standard will cave when CAIR sends the lions... just a prediction...

3 Kristol's rationalization of publishing the anti-Islamic "cartoons" is a thinly veiled attempt to insult an entire religion and it's followers. The cartoons are similar to those used by the Nazi's to dehumanize the Jews in the 1930's.

4 Actually, Bert, they're not even close. If you want to see Nazi-style cartoons you have to read the Islamic media - any day of the week. Haven't you noticed all the Jews marching around burning embassies over them? No? Pinhead.

5 Hey Bert, does your muslim boyfriend have you bleat like a sheep while he's using you like a woman? Do you like it? Yeah you do, you bad girl you.

6 Given the way CAIR has been running around suing and intimidating media groups and employees for the last few years, The Weekly Standard had to have known that they would be targeted for this. Hopefully that means that they intend to stand firm on the issue. No reasonable person can say they aren't right for doing so. The public has a right to know what all the fuss is over. If the public has a right (supposedly) to know every trick in the intelligence gathering book, why shouldn't they know all about this controversy. Good move, Kristol

7 Bill Kristol and Freddie "The Beatle" Barnes Rock. I'm heading for the news stand now. Oh wait we don't have those here. I was impressed http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/157072.php So now I have to buy a copy.

8 Interesting to note the video released by the Brit Press showing Brit soldiers beating Iraqis. Now, this is also FREEDOM OF THE PRESS - this is in fact a proud showing of British democracy. Britain has a Press that has FREEDOM from its government and uses that freedom in spite of the fact that thousands upon thousands of Brits will be deeply offended, affected and hurt and claim that it places Brit lives in jeapardy. Yes, it does place Brit lives in danger, it does affect the family and friends of those in Iraq and it does paint a black picture and if you read the comments on the BBC, this has been criticised by the general public as "unpatriotic", "treachery", "dangerous" and "inconsiderate of the soldiers". Some promised never to buy the paper again. Now, do you see the Brit public out rioting, burning property, threatening the press with bombs, abducting and threatening murder? Nope. This highlights the difference only too well between a tolerant democracy and a society ruled by dictatorial evil vicious religion.

9 Maybe you are being clever or maybe you are just plain missing the point. The MSM/DNC supports the MuslimFascists. Has supported them for 50 years. It is why they do not want us to be drilling Alaska. Do you think it is hapenstance that Al Gore is speaking against America from the heart of OPEC?!@#?! Or that one of the MSM/DNC's heroes is the MuslimFascist Ralph Nader?!@#%?

10 Cartoons cartoons cartoons. When MSM published the photos coming out of abu Ghraib prison many felt that they were endangering the lives of our troops by inciting the muslims. Are these cartoons in any way helping us in Iraq ? Should this still be a concern ?

11 I've got great respect for the Weekly Standard and Bill Kristol. I hope they won't have to stand alone when CAIR comes knocking. Silence on this issue is tantamount to acceptance of muslim intimidation and their attack on free speech.

12 Unlike the liberal rags THE WEEKLY STANDARD has printed the cartoons becuase they dont print TOM TOLES crap

13 The mere fact that we have a headline "Small Newspaper Publishes Inoffensive Scribbles" speaks volumes about the the whole sorry CartoonGate affair. Every pussy editor and news director that failed in their public duty to show the toons should resign and try a different profession where they won't be so easily intimidated, like teaching pre-schoolers finger painting or something. Worthless, gutless f#@@#@#ers.

14 Do whatever you can do BASTARDS! You all know that Islam is the only divine religion. Your religion is DIED. You tried to kill Jesus. God damned all of you! So... You'll DIE! Your place will be HELL! And i think that you know all of these. So you malign Islam and Muslims.

15 Thank you for standing up for a free press! Denmark is right! We must not practice self-censorship to appease radicals! What a disappointment that America, of all places, for the most part, refused to take a stand and show support for Denmark!

1 Over the line? Were you expecting something else? Anything else? I'll give you over the line; liberals should all be shot and ground up for dog food. But then, that's actually not over the line, considering.

2 It's inappropriate to judge the left by their over-the-top posts, just like it's inappropriate to judge the right by Improbulus Maximus's over-the-top post.

3 The Bradys' comments are over the line, too.

4 Jeez Louise! It's a freakin' hunting accident. In my book they both accepted the known risks of participating in this form of recreation. Resolution to this is god willing Whittington gets better, punches Cheney in the nose and everybody goes out for beers. End of story.

5 You're almost funny John, and certainly pathetic. The scale has weighed heavily on the Left with 'reasons' to hate for years now. This site, typical of the hard right, doesn't even begin to compare with the vile from Daily Kos etc. Not even close friend. Tho its not hard to find hatred for those who take joy in our soldiers dying, or who excuse and even justify Islamo-facist hatred. The problem is the extreme is becoming the mainstream for the Left.

6 the powers that be are the ones that created the names to confuse you. what a hoot.. cheney does a head shot, come on it is funny..

7 what a lovely website you have here. really. it is so nice to see this country getting along so well. i'm sure that george washington isn't turning over in his grave right now, the man who belonged to no party out of principle. it is so great to see that the two halves of our country use the same if not harsher language to describe the other half as they do terrorists and despots. it is marvellous to see that those people who "serve to organize faction, to give it an artificial and extraordinary force; to put, in the place of the delegated will of the nation the will of a party," have had complete control over the national government for so long that we the people no longer feel any outrage over this fact, we merely file in line with one party or the other and call each other nasty names. thank you so much for propogating this sentiment. i'm sure our nation will be so much healthier in the future for it.

8 I have it on good authority that the pellet pattern looks like Mo. Let's go burn something! GWB

9 "Karl Rove"

10 > ...liberals should all be shot and ground up for dog food. Radical provocateurs at both ends are known to write in such violent metaphors. Sometimes political leaders echo them while thinking out loud. The dangerous difference comes when right wing is in power. Their followers are much more committed to hierarchy obedience. Occasionally someone with the mindset of the young Gordon Liddy salutes, goes out and does it. Afterward the sycophants privately muse, "Well, Ann Coulter's books could justify it, and besides, the incident capitalized a spectacular IPO for Soylent Green Dog Food, Inc." Sean

11 Add this doofus. He's lucky he's not blind or dead. They removed 50-80 bb's from his face and neck! There aren't that many more bb's in a .28ga! If he was 30 feet away, and using 7.5 shot, that poor dude took the whole blast to the face, and it's all DICK's responsibility. I hope Harry Whittington is really doing ok, after all he is 78 years old. Cheney is not "careless" or "irresponsible" He committed assault with a deadly weapon. He's guilty of misuse of a firearm, and gross negligence. He even broke every single NRA gun safety rule. 1. ALWAYS keep the gun pointed in a safe direction. This is the primary rule of gun safety. A safe direction means that the gun is pointed so that even if it were to go off it would not cause injury or damage. The key to this rule is to control where the muzzle or front end of the barrel is pointed at all times. Common sense dictates the safest direction, depending on different circumstances. 2. Know your target and what is beyond. Be absolutely sure you have identified your target beyond any doubt. Equally important, be aware of the area beyond your target. This means observing your prospective area of fire before you shoot. Never fire in a direction in which there are people or any other potential for mishap. Think first. Shoot second. http://www.nrahq.org/education/guide.asp Think about this for a second, FOR SAFETY's SAKE, "Think first, Shoot Second" What DICK did: SHOOT FIRST. FIGURE IT OUT LATER. SAME AS OUR IRAQ POLICY. Editor and Publisher has some serious questions about the delay in reporting the shooting also: "The more than 18-hour delay in news emerging that the Vice President of the United States had shot a man, sending him to an intensive care unit with his wounds, grew even more curious late Sunday. E&P has learned that the official confirmation of the shooting came about only after a local reporter in Corpus Christi, Texas, received a tip from the owner of the property where the shooting occured and called Vice President Cheney's office for confirmation...read on" http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/search/article_display.jsp?schema=vnu1&vnu_content_id=1001995719&WebLogicSession=Q1ADKmCosfahQmN2CRtZNJkuFQAArRZR4FJH21KltNTvgQpkwKm9|-5550253749946842751/168887094/6/7005/7005/7002/7002/7005/-1 What if Cheney had been Latino or African-American instead of a white guy? What if Cheney had been a teen ager instead of comfortably past middle age? What if Cheney had shot a pretty, 14 year old white girl instead of a 78 year old white lawyer? What if Cheney had just been some dude out hunting instead of a millionaire, Republican VP? "The delay in announcing the shooting "will likely be the main question asked of the White House about the apparent accidental shooting of a 78-year-old man during a Texas hunting trip by the vice president," the Tribune's James wrote on the Washington bureau's blog at the newspaper's site. "When a vice president of the U.S. shoots a man under any circumstance," James noted, "that is extremely relevant information. What might be the excuse to justify not immediately making the incident public? "The vice president is well-known for preferring to operate in secret....Some secrecy, especially when it comes to the executing the duties of president or vice president, is understandable and expected by Americans. "But when the vice president's office, or the White House, delays in reporting a shooting like Saturday's to the public via the media, it needlessly raises suspicions and questions of trust. And it may just further the impression held by many, rightly or wrongly, that the White House doesn't place the highest premium on keeping the public fully and immediately informed." Guess that means you guys can stop bringing up Chappaquidick, huh? Neo-cons are WHORES.

12 A source close to the White House claims that the accidental discharge of the weapon might be percieved as a mistake, but the V.P. defends it saying that knowing that he would shoot someone, he would still go on the hunt again.

13 Must be a slow weekend for the left - guess Time's photo wasn't enough to get them off.

14 ok so it says this guy is comming up behind him Cheney is of course aiming at his "target" in FRONT of him. Doesnt it seem kind of strange that this man was shot somehow? Maybe we will here that he thought he was a huge quail!!!!!!!!

15 My, my, your website is full of English mistakes! For example, kindler? I believe the word is kinder. And "...there was 590 comments...." That should be "there were...." Now go to the back of the class!

16 For a group which thinks that pistol grips, bayonet lugs and black finishes dramatically increase the lethality of guns, they certainly consider themselves experts on hunting and the risks involved.

17 I could hear the snivelling and whining even through the alarm clock. You pathetic, bedwetting wastes of humanity sure don't disappoint. Do you think the muslims will have mercy on you? Maybe they will, but I sure as hell won't. All I've heard from you pieces of shit for the longest time is that you're gonna start a revolution; well, get the hell on with it, because all I need is an excuse. Now STFU and go have your morning granola enema you idiotic libtard morons.

18 Your first-grade teacher, What I find remarkably funny is that one typo and a simple grammatical sends me to the back of the class while more than half of the comments at HuffPo are littered with errors on every level. Where does that send liberals; under the school?

19 if dick cheney runs for president ill vote for him any man that shoots a lawyer cant be all bad

20 I think you are all a bunch of fu*kin idiots. Don't you have anything better to do with your time? Try getting a job and doing something with your life.

21 Lori, Now, why would we do that when we can sit around all day and read The Jawa Report? Duh. Is this your day off?

22 Well I don't see any democrats running around shooting at poor little birds from a car. I don't see democrats hunting in the so-called penned hunts. But then who ever said a republican had any character. And cheney has less than most. Post this to all the damn sites you want CAUSE REPUBLICANS DO WHEN THE TRUTH HURTS.

23 Hmmm.... what to say, what to say... First of all it wasn't buckshot. Buckshot would have killed him. It was birdshot. Which barring a direct blast from six inches away(or some approximation there of). Will not typically be lethal to a person. Just makes for a really, really bad day. As for the bickering going back and forth about this. Would it be at all as big a deal if it wasn't a Conservative Republican politician who shot the guy? I doubt it would have made anything more than local news. Or, what if it was a Demacrat(yes there are dem. hunters) that was doing the shooting? This is just sad. And no, I'm not a republican. I'm an independant.

24 Oh, my goodness. I feel just like Ann Coulter.

25 Could this be construed as "a blue on blue", collateral damage or just typical gung ho republicanism?!!! During the Second World War, they used to say "when we bombed the Jerrys ducked, when the Jerrys bombed, we ducked, when the Yanks dropped their bombs, everyone ducked"! Or my favourite, "it couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow" Improbulus Maximus, you are hilarious! Really, you should have your own show.

26 sux to b him

27 My only regret is Whittington didn't fire back.

28 It's getting to the point that any lame story is jumped upon by the Lib/Left. Damn! I'm starting to feel sorry for them - I mean - desperation is becoming soooooo obvious! Maybe we should do an ecard Valentine's for them. This reaction is really quite funny.

29 Hilarious, hondo, and these Dems wonder why they have been out of power for so long. They are pathetic, yet funny, in their desperation.

30 You guys sure it wasn't the result of a duel? Gotta admit, Cheney's had more than a little "honor defending" to do of late.

31 I see that THE BRADY BUNCH(not the TV series)is trying to use this to support gun control what load of bull kaka and just typical of liberals

32 wavygravy Nice to see you back, but you are going to have to do a lot better than that - a weak story only generates weak responses - and weakness is the biggest problem the Dems/Libs & left has - image is very important. Let's face it - all the "negative" commentary here simply succeeds in making myself and others smile and chuckle. I suspect that was not the intended purpose.

33 Oh, if anyone's interested - the incident was reported quickly to local authorities as required and a member of the Armstrong family (their land/hunting party) notified the local media shortly after. Seems the MSM is in a hissy fit about getting the news 2nd hand from a reporter in Corpus Christi Texas - Oh the humility!

34 Hondo! I really was going for the chuckle — admittedly at Cheney's expense. This is a giant tempest in a teapot as far as I'm concerned. I'm no fan of Dick, but from what I've read, this Whittington fellow basically walked into the line of fire as Cheney was pulling the trigger. As a hunter myself, I know how a series of unfortunate mistakes and miscommunications can lead to something like this--though thank God it's never happened to me.

35 OK - I got the chuckle! Fortunately he was a huntin' quail - 28g birdshot. If he switches to big game like elk or moose, I figure few will want to accompany him. Simple Physics F=MA ... birdshot I can deal with.

36 These idiot libtards would be funny if they weren't so pathetic. It really is tragic to see humanity so polluted with such substandard specimens who in an earlier era would have served well as cannon fodder and menial labor, but who now enjoy the benefits of a free society while actively trying to undermine it. So, once more, I say that they should all be ground up for dog food.

37 I am amazed at how few lawyer jokes, etc. ended up here so far. I guess you have to go to comp.sci.physics to get the really cruel stuff. Anyway, I want to point out that getting shot with birdshot is not as small a thing as some seem to think. The trouble is, there is also a packed wad pushing all of the birdshot out. Sometimes this will hold together and act a little bit like a .45 slug out to 20-30 meters. The dude is lucky it was only a 28 guage, as I think a 12 or 16 guage would have killed him.

38 Wow Chris, you're a trailblazer. One HELL of a journalist blogger. "There are idiotic liberals." That's brand-freakin-new. Guess what moron, there are idiotic conservatives too. What's your point? Does the fact that there are idiots who bash Bush and Cheney make Bush and Cheney any less incompetent and dishonest?

39 This is a joke thread so all you pathetically not funny lib/leftists should leave - Maxie can stay - he has a note from his therapist. amir - simple word - valium - you get all inflamed over that?

40 Wow, most of these posts are rather pathetic. I find it amusing that a hunting accident is ... Wait wait... I'm just wasting my time on you halfwits. You people can't read. Someone here has to be intelligent enough to realize that websites like this are simply a waste of hard drive space. Free speech shouldn't cover hate mongering assholes like all of you political tools. Ugh, I shudder when I think of how sad many of my fellow Americans really are.

41 Simon Feel free to quantify free speech - scratch every lil' wannabe leftist and there's a smug lil' authoritarian just dying to come out. We are not your fellow Americans - we just use the same language and currency - seek faux-kinship elsewhere. I am typing with my eyes closed - since I couldn't read it anyway.

42 I think it is important to consider everyones opinion about this unfortunate "accident"...but i do not think that the way to express your opinion, is by taking cheap shots at other peoples user names... example: "Just add it to the long, long list of things Bushpigs aren't competent to handle." Posted by: MoeLarryAndJesus "MoeLarryAndJesus? That alone should let you know what the left things about Christians. But here's one from someone who apparently has some sanity left:" No matter what you think about the this particular situation, it has absolutley nothing to do with sacreligious usernames.

43 i have heard more than enough about the hunting accident. this should be nothing than a brief statement on this matter. i am sure you can find something to report that the public cares about.i have not watched fox news for 2 days because of this nonsense.

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1 Yeeeeee-HAWWWWWWWWW!

2 I can only imagine the snivelling and whining from the leftards about freedom of speech, etc..

3 Don't you just love hunting terrorists or really stupid terrorists as the case may be? Let's play cowboys and terrorists - any bets on who'll win? Similar comments have been left at NoisyRoom.net - hope they catch the idiot and throw away the key... Love the content of your site - it is one of the best out there...

4 Vinnie, you da' man!

5 Vinnie has been on a tear of late. Get em Vinnie.

1 Nope, Whittington contributed $1000 to Bush's 2000 campaign, and $2000 to his 2004 campaign.

2 http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/bystate_detail.php?st=TX&last=WHITTINGTON&first=Harry to see his political contributions..

3 Soon we'll hear that Cheney was using Depleted Uranium.

4 I don't know about "Depleted Uranium", but I'm curious how long it takes before someone uses the words "high capacity", "assault", or "banned" in regards to Mr. Cheney's shotgun.

5 were the in season?

6 were they in season?

7 Too bad Kerry wasn't there, but then, he only goes on fake hunting trips, with pre-shot game and new-out-of-the-box clothes and guns.

8 In other news, Dick Cheney's office has invited Venezuelan Pres. Hugo Chavez to Armstrong Ranch next week. Pres. Chavez replied "No f***ing way!"

9 IO: I'm not sure of the relevance. That little fact never stopped the dhimmi's or Frank "the wide mouth ass" as he's known at Hair America----by all of his friends. Neither one was available for comment as they noticed the gun oil smell permeating the entire closet!

10 While I cannot claim this, it's worth passing on: "I'd rather go hunting with Cheny than riding with Ted Kennedy..."

11 Atleast Cheney did his own shooting. Remember when Kerry pretend to shoot some ducks?

12 The left is having a blast with this. Conspiracy theories are cropping up everywhere on the liberal blogs. They are sounding the death nell for gun rights, as if this were the first hunting accident, as if the world didn't know that guns can be dangerous things. If there is anything the left hates more than the truth, it is Dick Cheney. Of course, since his political career will be over in 2008, they are just wasting their energy. Their stupidity is quite funny. The Oracle

13 I used to think that Cheney was given five draft deferments so he could focus on his "other priorities in the '60s." Turns out the Army was just looking out for its soldiers.

14 Randal - ha hah hah hah - that's sooooo - lame!

15 Randal: "I used to think" pretty much says it all, don't ya think? That's rhetorical. Accidents are just that, nothing more and nothing to be made out of it. Hence the term accident.

16 Yeah forest, except that we know he's lying; he never has had an actual thought, and never will, he just lives on his emotions, like an ugly girl at home on prom night.

17 M New Yorks Moron Mayor MICHEAL BLOOMBURG will balme the NRA as hs tried to do more recently what a jerk

18 Come on everyone! Who never fantasized about shooting a lawyer! Any lawyer!

1 He should get plenty is sympathy from the New York Sewage or LA Pravda

2 That's for sure sandpiper :-) If it wasn't for Leftists Saddam and his lawyers would never conceive such a show. But he's now the victim, protesting even for sympathy, his rights.

3 So Saddam won't eat and wants to starve to death? I don't see a problem.

4 Oh well, around here I hear he won't. At least according to his leading/main/alpha/somethinglikethat lawyer.

5 Saddam should have been taken into custody just exactly like his sons were. You could call it a "premature hungerless strike".

6 His guards should eat in front of him 24/7, and have his TV run nothing but food commercials.

7 His guards should eat pork products in front of him 24/7!....

8 I vaguely remember one of these attention-seeker types going on a hunger strike a few years ago where they were eating during the thing (granted it was reduced amounts of food). I remember it because it became such a joke. Wanna bet this is one of those?

9 IM: You beat me to it damnit! I was thinking of takin' it up a notch too. An accompanying drunken orgy complete with roast pig sprayed about the place, with "I'm on a highway to hell" streaming 24/7. What was that old (sorry Burt) Burt Reynolds flick where the hillbilly is having his way with a former canoeist and TTTHHHWWOOOOP! He gets the point from Burt's crossbow. OT: Wonder how Mr. Cheney could do with one of those? "He stuck it in his eye man!"

10 "Saddam on a hunger strike, may die from starvation" I'm with youngbourbonprofessional, i don't see the problem.

11 I don't think pork would offend Saddam, since he had Spam with him when he was busted.

12 That Marine should have tossed his grenade into that spidey-hole and we would have been done with this crap.

13 Monday, February 13, 2006 Lawyer retracts Saddam hunger strike BAGHDAD: The troubled trial of Saddam Hussein was hit by fresh confusion on Sunday when his chief defence lawyer said the former Iraqi leader planned to go on hunger strike, but then retracted his statement minutes later.

14 No soup for you!

1 Well, now, at least one American publication has some balls. And perhaps the truth will start to come out about this phony story and its aftermath.

1 The infamous 5 photos! When is a picture not worth a thousand words? When the opposition boasts of them (some many weeks now) but somehow can't seem to actually show you them (for technical reasons???). I guess this is a taste. Its funny - there is probably some on the left salivating/drooling over this(?). Hey! Is that ... Rove on the far right! ... and isn't all the guests there ... Jews? Think of the possibilities!

2 The photo by itself is worthless. However when viewed with a pair of secret Democratic infrared-gamma ray-spectrometer glasses or after drinking a Starbucks soy latte the telepathic streams of money passing from Abramoff's eyes to Bush become visible. Also visible are the mind control rays which Karl Rove uses to keep the President under control which allows him to secretly control the world.

3 Where's Waldo?

4 Wow, in the same room and everything. That's damning, man.

5 TIME magazine is nothing more then another left-wing rag run and operated by the Conncil of Forgein Relations and other leftists

6 They caught Bush in the act of.....shaking hands, while some guy identified as Abramoff is so far away as to be barely recognizable. Now that's a close relationship. Time Magazine and the Left are pathetic....and desperate....and stupid....and juvenile. And that's their good qualities.

7 Remember, it's not the veracity of the evidence, but the seriousness of the charge that counts. All liberals should be killed.

8 Kilroy was here! No he's over there! NO WAIT! I think there fore I am, I think! Apologies to the Moody Blues.

1 Yeah let the morons start some crap like that, we'll show their primitive asses things they can't imagine.

2 Go get em Vinnie!!!! Let us know if you get the call!

3 Go get em Vinnie!!!! Let us know if you get the call! That IP traces to: Get a FREE domain name registration transfer or renewal with any annual hosting package - or just 8.95 with monthly packages. http://www.networksolutions.com Registrant: EUTELSAT 70 rue Balard PARIS NO STATE 75015 FR Domain Name: EUTELSAT.NET Administrative Contact Technical Contact: Puliero fpuliero@EUTELSAT.FR EUTELSAT 70 rue Balard Paris Seine 75015 FR 33 1 53 98 46 35 fax: 33 1 53 98 31 81 Record expires on 22-Mar-2010. Record created on 22-Mar-1999. Database last updated on 12-Feb-2006 08: 49: 48 EST. Domain servers in listed order: PNS.EUTELSAT.NET 193.251.135.65 SNS.EUTELSAT.NET 193.251.135.70

4 Here's more IP-related info: Location: France [City: Istanbul, Istanbul] % This is the RIPE Whois query server #1. % The objects are in RPSL format. % % Note: the default output of the RIPE Whois server % is changed. Your tools may need to be adjusted. See % http://www.ripe.net/db/news/abuse-proposal-20050331.html % for more details. % % Rights restricted by copyright. % See http://www.ripe.net/db/copyright.html % Information related to '193.251.135.0 - 193.251.135.255' inetnum: 193.251.135.0 - 193.251.135.255 netname: OPENSKY descr: EUTELSAT descr: Satellite telecommunication provider for multimedia country: FR admin-c: AA1725-RIPE tech-c: RB1703-RIPE status: ASSIGNED PA mnt-by: FT-BRX changed: ************@francetelecom.com 20010530 changed: ************@francetelecom.com 20030408 changed: ************@francetelecom.com 20050916 source: RIPE

5 And a little more IP info (city of origin): IP: 193.251.135.125 Country: France City: Istanbul, Istanbul Country Code: FR Currency: EUR [euros] Private IP? No Known Proxy? No

6 Tribista, Turkey is where this guy is from.

7 I'm just shaking my head here. Isn't it obvious that we need to get this crap taken care of? Isn't it obvious that islam is a clear and present danger to the world? And if they hate Denmark so much, they need to get the fck out. The West is feeding its own cancer by supporting these parasites with government payouts. What frustrates the hell out of me, is how we still have Bush, unable to call a spade a spade. I know he's the president and he's got to put on a good face for the US, but clearly islam needs to be put back where it belongs. What possible business do they have in The West?? They're not here for economic opportunity.. so what is their purpose here? That's a rhetorical question, because to me, their purpose couldn't be more obvious. They're using our own legal and social tools to methodically unravel the fabric of Western Civilization. Groups like the ACLU and CAIR are subversive and complicit in the war on our religion and culture. If these fckers carry out another attack in the US, I hope we have the balls to finally take off the gloves and take care of business.

8 Did you report this through FBI.GOV? They take these things VERY seriously. I reported a post like that about a year ago, and within three hours there were two agents at my door to take a report and look at my computer. I was very impressed. If you haven't done it yet, please submit it through their site.

9 The only thing that's obvious is that it's about time for We the People, to arm ourselves and slaughter the muslim scum who have infiltrated and are undermining our nation, and the liberal traitors who take their side. This is war, and we aren't fighting. You can't win if you don't play.

10 Easy there IM, I know many peace-loving muslims who want to make a decent living and send their kids to good schools just like everyone else. Thier religion has been hijacked by a small number of extremists who use social problems to stir up hate towards others. Many of these "Imams" and so-called clerics benefit financially from stirring up trouble. A lot of moderate muslims live in fear of these extremists which is why you rarely hear them standing up against these people. You're talking about a culture that is used to being oppressed by its own authority figures. It's the extremist clerics and Imams that are the problem, not your average muslim or arab.

11 True dat...

12 to any muslim who fears for their lives because to deny islam is sufficent reason for a death sentence declared against them, take heart because GOD has brought down the mighty soviet union which had advantages such as the secret police mixing with the citizens of russia and the captive warsaw pact nations. the Bible promises that GOD will cause the evil someone uses to victimize someone else to be destroyed by the evil methods that person invented to use against the victim.

13 Screw the peace loving muslims and the horse they rode in on. A plague rat is a plague rat, and islam is the plague. Extermination is the only answer.

14 Looking at the data, this guy could be anywhere in Europe, Africa, or the Middle east. He might be using a sat terminal. If so, it might be easier to to figure out from who this came from. Then again, it would require to cooperation of the French to get the account data.....

15 Well, Agent Meatball, I figure the moderates are going to have to do their own lynching, and soon, before the extremists persuade the red necks to start playing "Cowboys and Ragheads". Cops have a hard time giving the moderates enough protection to make it worth the gamble to narc out the Imams.

16 It seems to me that moderate Islam is just about as bad as radical Islam, in that they want a little sharia law rather than a lot. In other words, we'll fine you or jail you rather than behead you. No thanks, it's time for all Muslims to go back. I never thought I would say this, but Islam is a cancer that will destroy everything that is not Islamic.

17 % Information related to '193.251.135.0 - 193.251.135.255' inetnum: 193.251.135.0 - 193.251.135.255 netname: OPENSKY descr: EUTELSAT descr: Satellite telecommunication provider for multimedia country: FR admin-c: AA1725-RIPE tech-c: RB1703-RIPE status: ASSIGNED PA mnt-by: FT-BRX changed: gestionip.ft@francetelecom.com 20010530 changed: gestionip.ft@francetelecom.com 20030408 changed: gestionip.ft@francetelecom.com 20050916 source: RIPE person: Antonio Arcidiacono address: EUTELSAT S.A. address: 70, Rue Balard address: 75015 Paris, France phone: +33 1 53 98 37 86 fax-no: +33 1 53 98 31 81 nic-hdl: AA1725-RIPE changed: fpuliero@eutelsat.fr 20030107 source: RIPE person: Rocco Bueti address: M B I address: VIA CARDUCCI 13 address: 56017 SAN GIULIANO TERME address: Italy phone: +39 01036270864 fax-no: +39 01036270864 nic-hdl: RB1703-RIPE changed: domain@cgi.interbusiness.it 20021028 source: RIPE % Information related to '193.251.135.0/24AS15829' route: 193.251.135.0/24 descr: EUTELSAT origin: AS15829 mnt-by: FT-BRX mnt-by: MEDIACAST-MNT changed: gestionip.ft@francetelecom.com 20020918 source: RIPE

18 You do realize he could be running through a Proxy server. Which would mask their true IP address.

19 good job, its always better to put it in the hands of the profesionals and let them decide if its worhtwhile or not.

20 Thier religion has been hijacked by a small number of extremists... If the extremists are so small in number, the moderates shouldn't have a problem kicking their asses out, exposing them, refuting them, etc. Yet they do have problems with all that. Which makes me wonder about the "small number" bit.

21 A "small percentage" may or may not be accurate. A "small percentage" of billions of Muslims is... significant. While I can't fathom getting behind the idea of extermination of all Muslims by any means, I do believe it's time for extreme measures for these "small percentage" extremists, including those on our own soil. Gloves, time to come off. Hands, time to get dirty.

22 At a billion plus now, and considering the way they breed like the vermin they are, extermination is the only option. I don't care how many of them are nice and sweet and only passively approve of headchopping; kill them all.

23 Hey, Maximus, take a chill pill. Extermination? Get real. Hitler must be your hero. There is no difference in Muslims saying that the West is a cancer and that YOU should be exterminated. They could believe it just as much as you do... but the truth is that NEITHER IS CORRECT...

1 Sooooo true!

1 Kenya first country to allow Polygamous gay marriage.

2 'You put your right stump in, you take your right stump out...' 'Mmmmm. Rotting bird carcus. I haven't had one of those for over 2 hours.'

3 "Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar. All for Mohammed STAND UP AND HOLLER!!

4 “All right, settle down! On 3 we break & go kill some infidels & burn their embassy because they drew an offensive picture of the prophet Mohammed.” “1!.. 2!..” “Wait, wait, wait! Actually someone totally different, that lives 3,000 miles away did the drawing, but they are from the same country I think… you know all of the infidels look alike to me. Anyways they lied about the Zionist holocaust, so on 3 we kill them all, Allah be praised.” “1!.. 2!..” “Wait, Wait, Wait! Mohammed lived 1,500 years ago & to be honest I’m not really sure what he looked like, they could’ve have been drawing anyone & he does kinda look like my brother in-law, Ali… Hmm, I got an Idea… On 3, we break, kill the infidels, burn their ebassay & blame the Jews!” “1!.. 2!.. 3!.. Death to America!”

5 I did not fuck that bird to death in my scivvies! Allah Akbar! ba bar ba bar! I thought it was a pig in a duck costume!

6 Photo 1: Along with their many rulings, Kenyan Imams had issued a fatwa over pizza slices, since the triangle is the symbol of Tinky Winky, the alledgedy homosexual Teletubbie. This often made eating Kenyan pizza a dicey proposition. Photo 2 : In an instant, the situation had become extremely dangerous. Not only had the European Bigfoot (Hasselhoffus Bananahammockus)spotted the bait, but our research team as well.

7 One potato, two potato, three potato, four. Ok, Achmed, it's your turn to pay for the danish. In other news; research has shown that birds not only have superior eye-sight, but are also prone to fainting on exposure to, well, exposure.

8 2nd: All that was left of Björk was her dress

9 Denied the ability to "car swarm" by a remarkable lack of missiles killing local terrorists, Kenyans turn in frustration to "flag swarming".

10 All right boys, five seconds left and weÂ’re up by 4. What ever you do, DONÂ’T FOUL THE SHOOTER. Ok, on three, readyÂ… one, two, threeÂ…Denmark Sucks!!!!! The manager of the new KFC franchise in Damascus inspects his inventory for quality and freshness hours before the restaurant opens

11 TOP Man on left: "Now everyone draw straws, short straw is this weeks suicide bomber." Man with raised hand: "Say anyone know where this Grenade pin goes?" BOTTOM Allahu Aflack-barf

12 Abdul:"Ok, huddle up, huddle up. OK. Three, Sixtyfive Green, split wide on two. Ready? Break!" Mohammed: "Ready Break? Where are our exploding helmets?"

13 and for extra credit....in honor of Peter Sellers..... "Birdie Num Num...Birdie Num Num..."

14 The entertainment starved Iraqi's always jumped at the opportunity whenever Salazar said, "Pull my finger." Bottom: "Thank god for the Heimlich maneuver."

15 #1 Okay boys, unfurl the flag and FLICK YER BICs. #2 Mmmmmm, that be yummy for the tummy. Road Kill and Dumplins for din din.

16 First photo: eBay Kenya's first and last attempt at a free market system. Second photo: That's not a dead bird....that's a space station.

17 Photo 1: Scissors and paper? We don't need no stinking scissors and paper. Stone crushes stone so I get to burn the Swiss flag. I mean Danish! Ahhh, close enough. Photo 2: The swans will swoon to the Speedo man.

18 #1: "One at the time, please! Everybody will get their Danish passeport!" #2: "What the hell happened to my dog?!?" - Max

1 I'll only talk if tortured or you tell me what NO TPS REPORTS mean. Oyster and I are stiiiiiill waiting! Sincerely yours, Humble Dummy

2 Having constantly run into "peace be upon him" I had the strange thought the other day that it really should be "fleas be upon him". But of course, I'd never really say that in public, because then the Muslims would hunt me down.

3 It's a pretty popular phrase in most offce spaces.

4 As Insanetor Swimmer was quoted mid-babble at the Alito hearings, "What does it all mean"? Could someone please inform humble dummy of the meaning of TPS? The only time he was ever in an office (office space-the final frontier) was to have a chat with the prince a pull. You can't make this stuff up, I swear!

5 Dr. Jack Shepard announces that he will seek the GOP nomination for the 4th Congressional District of Minnesota in the September 12, 2006 Primary Election. Dr. Jack Shepard's has been called; "an evangelist in the fight against global terrorism". Dr. Jack Shepard says at this very critical time in our Nations History the next United States Congress urgently needs new Congressmen and Congresswomen with international experience especially whose with a very good first hand understanding of the Arab Countries in the Middle East. Dr. Jack Shepard is on the record as saying that the only possible way to achieve a long lasting peace in the Middle East is necessary to win our war on Terrorism is through dialogue. Dr. Jack Shepard, a self-described "Born-Again Republican" and Veteran American Service Officer. For almost a quarter of a century Dr. Shepard has been based and working out of Rome, Italy as a Mideast Specialist. Dr. Shepard hopes to be returning to his hometown of St. Paul, Minnesota to run for the 4th Congressional District if he gets the support of the White House in his efforts to be the first Republican to win the 4th Congressional District in almost 60 years. Dr. Shepard is just launching into the heart of his campaign; and “God Willing", says Shepard, the heart of his campaign will be the Arab World. Dr. Shepard's campaign support to date has mainly come from the Hmong and Vietnamese communities in St. Paul. They supported him after he promoted policies that would aid the Hmong refugees in the US and help to resettle the Hmong refugees in Thailand and Laos. Dr. Shepard see his election to the US Congress as being urgently needed so he would be in a position to convince other US Congressman who do not really understand the urgency of fulfilling President Bush's vision of the states of Palestine and Israel living side by side in peace as the key to creating a democracy Iraq. Dr. Shepard believes that Americans need to be informed about the Arab World. Dr. Shepard is seeking to strengthen his Arab ties and to promote Arab and Palestinian interests within the Bush Administration. If elected, Dr. Shepard promises to go and do anything that the Bush Administration would ask of him to jump start the presently frozen Middle East Peace process. If elected he promises to relay the true needs of Arabs and Palestinians to the Bush Administration. Dr. Shepard is seeking to hold a forum with top Arab leaders; by giving a voice to the Arab World. He hopes- as an impartial observer- to facilitate a neutral space where these leaders can safely explore what each can and would do to contribute to peace in Iraq and help with finally getting the Israeli’s and Palestinians to the peace table, and do what it takes to have President Bush’s Vision of the two states of Palestine and Israel living side by side in Peace as crowning accomplishment of the Bush Administration. Dr. Shepard is on record as saying, “Until all the voices, values and priorities of all the Arab leaders are heard there will be no chance for resolving the pressing problems in the Mideast. “My goal is to kick start major peace efforts with Arab Governments who deserve to be included in the decision-making. These leaders are close to the ground/people, very frustrated from having to watch things they do not like to see, and such, have many good ideas on how to fix things.” “These are brilliant minds that have been sidelined, he adds. “The world doesn’t understand. Everybody thinks Arabs don’t want peace; they want peace. They are dying for it. They want everybody to roll up their sleeves and get back to work. It is (the despair of) everybody doing nothing that is contributing to all the killing.” Dr. Shepard envisions a kind of expanded quartet (to address the peace process) includes Israel and Arab countries. Dr. Shepard says the forum will give an opportunity to the three major players ( Saudi Arabia, Syria, and Iran) to make a statement that will go right- via mass media- to the American voters, who can then make an informed decision regarding the snarl of questions the Mideast is increasingly raising. Dr. Shepard says Arab (and Muslim) leaders currently do not get that chance. Dr. Shepard also says these are the countries we need the most to hear from, “These are the countries my government wants to have great relationship with but does not have a great relationship with.” For years Dr. Shepard has gone out of his way to visit and meet many high level Government officials from these countries. Aside from facilitating a critical dialogue, Dr. Shepard’s emphasis is largely on economic reform. Dr. Shepard economic objectives for the Mideast include a Common Market- a Middle East Economic Union modelled on the European Economic Union. - Which would establish an economic free trade zone in a borderless Mideast. “Where in 5 years one could drive from Damascus to Jerusalem as easily as we can drive today from Berlin to Paris.” Dr. Shepard says in the past other leaders in the Congress have not been at liberty to promote Palestinian interests in Congress or Arab leader’s voices; until President George W. Bush began to lead his vision of Palestine and Israel living side by side in peace “It was political suicide; now it is official American Government Policies. Dr. Shepard says President Bush should be getting even stronger support for his Middle East peace efforts from congress. If elected to become the first republican Congressman from the 4th congressional District of Minnesota in almost 60 years; Dr. Shepard intends to lead an urgent effort to get a much greater involvement of the next US Congress in supporting President Bush’s Middle East peace plans. If elected Dr. Shepard is going to get out the on the Congressional Floor and say, “If we are ever going to have peace in the Middle East we are know approaching a point of it is now or never, so Let’s do it, and do it NOW” Dr. Shepard believes there is a place for him in Congress, “ Post 9-11”, Americans are seeking officials who know their way around the Middle East who can stress dialogue with the contacts that they have developed in the past years with the high level Government official in the Middle East counties. This is necessary if we are ever going to have peace in the Middle East. This is necessary to get Muslim countries to join us in our stabilization efforts in Iraq so our brave American Soldiers can come home; Mission accomplished.” Dr. Shepard as a “Compassionate Liberal Republican” is committed to equality and justice and says that he wants to get more diversity within the Republican Party. “The Republican party controls the White House, the Senate and the Congress. To be a protestor is a waste of precious time. Dr. Shepard says, “To really make a real difference a person must join the Republican Party and work through the system to get your views heard.” Dr. Shepard become a “Born Again Republican” a former lifelong Democrat he left the Democratic Party after encountering overt racism at the higher levels of the Democratic Party while being a Senior delegate from Democrats Aboard of Italy at the Global Democratic Convention and Regional Caucuses in 2000 held in Paris. To Dr. Shepard’s and all the Black Delegates shock not one Black Delegate was chosen from all the Democrats Aboard delegates from any country in the whole world except America to be a delegate for the Democratic National Convention in 2000 which was held in Los Angeles to nominate the Democratic Candidate for President. Long-time political associate and Food and Agricultural Organization (FAO) Country Project Officer Dr. Charles Rutledge says he supports Dr. Shepard wholeheartedly .Dr, Rutledge said; “Dr. Shepard has a fine reputation with most Middle East Ambassadors; high ranking officials at FAO, WFP and all other United Nations Agencies headquartered in Rome, Italy. Most respect and trust him. The only problem Dr. Shepard has encountered is, “People have always listened to Jack because he’s basically always right. The problem is, his ideas are a little too perfect for the world he’s working in. Most important the Republican Party does need people like Jack because he has great ideas and the Republican Party needs the involvement of like minded people like Jack to carry them out.” Dr. Shepard is eagerly hoping to change his present position which he will not go into detail about but he says it’s similar to being a goodwill ambassador for America without a portfolio, to becoming the most junior Congressman from Minnesota but with maybe more Middle East Experience then any other Congressman or Congresswoman now serving in Congress. Dr. Shepard is confident that he understands the frustrations and suffering that goes on worldwide so very unnecessarily that he hopes to stimulate a spiritual awakening by convincing people to once again learn love their neighbors. Dr. Shepard recently said, “I care and work for others, so you think that to call people names, to hate people or to even kill people will help individual causes; these people have forgotten that one day they will be all judged by God.” . Many of you have let hate into our hearts. You use as justification where you were born and in what condition we are forced to live in. This hate has grown in your heart and now makes you think and say and do evil things. I pray for you, that God opens your eyes and opens your ears and you remember that you are create by God and pray that he will makes you well and good. Again. This you can do by treating others are equals, not hating others. You will be judged as you judge; you will be treated as you treat others please never forget this and we will maybe give our children a future better then it look now. Too many of you show your hatred by name calling and hurting or even killing your neighbours; you know I am right. Look at your life, what you do, where you are and where you wish to be. You can only change that and help yourself by having a change of heart by start liking your neighbors, helping each other, begin to work together and live a normal life that GOD finds pleasing. This begins by start to talking to your neighbours with normal language in a way that God would consider pleasing. You must change to be a good person that Loves your neighbour, wishes to help your neighbor, do something’s constructive with your life. Make the world a better place then you found it... May God Bless you with Love, and cleanse you heart of the hate you developed I do not know why; but who ever got you so mad and so unhappy with life you have to forgive them and you will feel better. You still can join others and doing and SAYING things that please God. May God Bless you by opening your eyes and opening your ears so you can hear and do what God finds pleasing. May God Bless America with Peace and Happiness Dr. Jack Shepard

6 Somebody needs a bigger advertising budget. I'm also sure that people would prefer their Congressman to be able to at least spell 'Congressman'.

1 So, if I'm Mohammed and I'm speaking about myself, would it be, "Peace be upon me"?

2 ROFLMAO! Mohd (PBUM) Peace be upon myself!

3 But then you wont be able to use PBUH for one of the favourite pastimes of some of your followers "Place bomb under hood"

4 Oh, and i guess i just broke the rules...

5 OK, I join. We are all Mohammed (PBUM) now!

6 Heh!

7 neke mucca.

8 Greetings from Pairofdice, mortals. I just have a moment between virgins, but I wanted to congratulate my minions. You are finally on a roll, and well on your way to defeating the Infidels, and soon you will despoil and enslave them. Never mind what you will do when their productivity is destroyed and their lands become desolate and there is no more wealth anywhere to plunder. Your well deserved poverty will be your satisfaction and just reward. Also, I hear that,...just a minute Fatimomma, I'll be right with you.. Where was I, oh, right... there are indeed 72 virgins here JUST 72! And they are all mine, GOT THAT! So keep your paws to yourselves when you get here, may it be soon!. Akha gave you the privilege of self-destruction, And STLL you want VIRGINS!!? Unbelievable!! Finally, to tell the truth, those Danish cartoons are really rather tame, compared to this: http://islamcomicbook.com/ (Don't tell anyone, but I think this stuff is really a hoot) But your target is Denmark, not some shnook over whom your jihad would gain no advantage. Oops, the viagra has kicked in. Duty calls. See ya in the funny papers.

9 YOu know how I know you are Mohammad? You like hairy pig balls in your face.

10 Brilliant.

11 Our beloved Pedophile Mohammed (piss be upon him) has ordained a decree that all infidels must be first processed at the local Holy Mosque, beaten with an iron-covered Koran and have Form 283B filled out in triplicate with the pink copy overnighted CamelXpress to Mecca, before the infidel's beheading is filmed for Al Jazeera. No such processing must be made if the video is to be sent to NBC. They have no standards. Allah wills it!

12 I'm Islam the Intolerant.. I will not tolerate anything. I will not tolerate you mocking the name of the Prophet, Pigs be upon Him. I will not tolerate anything. I'm Islam tne Intolerant..

13 because i took offence at the comments posted by "mohammed," I call for an immediate jihad against him and his utter destruction. NOW! Ha Ha, you'll wish you were never... ...huh! Hey, guys, cut it out.. It's not me you want, it's those other imposters No really! Honest Arab! WOULD I LIE?