December 29, 2005
Sith Lord Accused of Conspiracy
A Sith Lord is accused of leading a mysterious group of short-sellers in a conspiracy engineered to cripple Overstock.com. The truth of the matter is unknown at present, but it is known that the value of Overstock shares has plummeted and holiday sales figures are disappointing.
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Wait a minute, with Rusty a Sith Master, the Sith Lord must be his boss.
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Sales suck because overstock.com is just a few years late to the big internet flea market game, and they can't offer anyone better deals than anyone else on average. In business, you have to be early to the game, bring desireable products to market, offer superior customer service, have an ingenious marketing campaign, and undercut everyone else, none of which guarantees that you won't fail.
I wonder if the marketing hottie from the ads will be up for grabs in the selloff?
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 29, 2005 04:58 PM (0yYS2)
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Oh, I forgot to add this; liberals are idiots.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 29, 2005 05:00 PM (0yYS2)
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Agent Jones says that all overstocked items get sold at a discount.
Posted by: Agent Smith at December 29, 2005 09:06 PM (TP7SP)
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Two years ago Overstock was a great place to find bargains for high-end items like Prada & D&G. It seems as if they jacked up all the prices to pay for those stupid commercials.
Posted by: Lisa at December 30, 2005 10:59 AM (NrNLZ)
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Another thing I forgot to add; it's best not to have a gay, coke snorting, batshit-crazy, talking about dead bodies in the trunk leftard as your CEO.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 30, 2005 01:10 PM (0yYS2)
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