I'm getting sick. RS v. 1.5 has been throwing up for the past 4 days. Looks like it's my turn. If I'm not back in a couple of days notify the authorities. Tell them Scott Baio has pinkeye and is on the loose.
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Look out for Patrick Duffy on the way home.
Posted by: Leopold Stotch at June 29, 2005 11:35 PM (Dy2Pz)
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He's coming right for us!
Posted by: Beck at June 30, 2005 03:07 AM (ZyH0M)
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Watch out for Wackos!
Improbulus - you are one sick-minded young man who needs to see a shrink.
Carlos- you're too damned mellow, maybe you should counsel the nuts into reality.
Thanos35 - you wear a green mask and dance the conga dance.
OsamaBinX - you and me should go hunting for wasp nests.
Improbulus' dog - you drag pig guts back from the abbatoir.
Greg - you buddies with wildman Justin Raimondo?
BUSH LIES - you little maggot punk, desert-dwelling poser, slapped with the ban that never ends!
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at June 30, 2005 07:06 AM (ScqM8)
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I love South Park. I didn't know you were a fan too.
Posted by: George Ramos at June 30, 2005 07:47 AM (qhl8h)
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I am not sure if I should be glad or upset that I didn't make DSM's list. Get well soon Rusty.
Posted by: Defense Guy at June 30, 2005 08:15 AM (jPCiN)
Posted by: Howie at June 30, 2005 08:29 AM (D3+20)
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Yea, Rusty. Pink eye - now this?
Defense Guy: I feel so left out, too.
Posted by: Oyster at June 30, 2005 09:12 AM (fl6E1)
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Looks like the plane made it.
Posted by: Howie at June 30, 2005 09:50 AM (D3+20)
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DSM, in an analytical mood, pontificated thusly:
"Improbulus - you are one sick-minded young man who needs to see a shrink."
I saw a shrink once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Would you like to see my basement?
"Carlos- you're too damned mellow, maybe you should counsel the nuts into reality."
He just needs some anger-enhancement therapy.
"Thanos35 - you wear a green mask and dance the conga dance."
Yes, but he dances naked while waving a pair of machetes around.
"OsamaBinX - you and me should go hunting for wasp nests."
I think you're in one.
"Improbulus' dog - you drag pig guts back from the abbatoir."
There are no pigs in my abbatoir, only liberals. Oh, wait I get it, you were alluding to them... clever.
"Greg - you buddies with wildman Justin Raimondo?"
Greg can neither confirm nor deny knowledge of such a person. (The Jooooooooos are listening. They're always listening.)
"BUSH LIES - you little maggot punk, desert-dwelling poser, slapped with the ban that never ends!"
Amen.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at June 30, 2005 10:46 AM (0yYS2)
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DSM, I've been known to throw rocks into hornets nests....
Posted by: osamabeenhiding at June 30, 2005 01:36 PM (huFN9)
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You need to try the Feisty Cure for What Ails You (TM) yet...but you should. You'll at least forget your troubles and your worries for two or three minutes. Hee hee. Get well.
Posted by: Feisty at June 30, 2005 03:32 PM (QBrm4)
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Rusty, everyone knows a good laugh cures almost anything:
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/tomkills.html
Tom Cruise killing Oprah, sith style!
Posted by: osamabeenhiding at June 30, 2005 04:59 PM (huFN9)
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Re: Tom kills Oprah.
It's a lovely fantasy, but then he would absorb her powers and become unstoppable, like in "Highlander". Then again, he lacks the ability to make people turn off their minds, and I don't think he could absorb that from her, it seems innate.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at June 30, 2005 06:44 PM (0yYS2)
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That's bad, but it's not Gary Johnston puke bad. That's good to hear.
Posted by: Editor at June 30, 2005 11:31 PM (WUwLB)
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DSM,
I do enjoy reading Justin Raimondos articles on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Im in Italy. What a strange keyboard, I cant find the apostrophe.
Posted by: greg at July 01, 2005 06:41 AM (3D/yw)
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