November 30, 2005

On the Fall of the West

Indication #1: 50 Cent plays a bat mitzvah

Indication #2: Celebration of absolutely dreadful writing

Indication #3: Sen. Kerry still sees himself as an important voice for policy matters (ha, the joke's on him though... he was never important)

Indication #4: Rusty gives me the key to this place. Certainly some will recognize me, as I have been around here since the beginning. My comments usually make no sense and involve the International Jewish Banking Conspiracy in some way, or are latent with extreme hostility.

In order to prevent the fall of the west, I will do the one thing I know how. I will rant with furious anger, babble with furious anger, and bring this blog back to it's core and true foundation -- ethnic slurs and Star Wars. Expect lots of both. You have been warned.

Wine-aholic

UPDATE: Rusty reminds me that I should always make room for "religious slurs" as well as ethnic ones. Tally-ho, sir. I couldn't agree more.

Posted by: wineaholic at 03:43 PM | Comments (14) | Add Comment
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1 More fun than a bag of wild tomcats. Welcome.

Posted by: Howie at November 30, 2005 03:57 PM (D3+20)

2 Come now, it's not 50 Cent. It's Fiddy Cent. Let's watch our spelling here. heh

Posted by: Vinnie at November 30, 2005 04:39 PM (Kr6/f)

3 For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!!

Posted by: dcb at November 30, 2005 04:56 PM (6ffkR)

4 I am standing, dcb! Like a wall, a stone wall. Rally to the Virginians!

Posted by: jesusland joe at November 30, 2005 05:13 PM (rUyw4)

5 The "bad sex" awards (in link 2) was pretty funny. Did you read some of those passages? Egad.

Posted by: Oyster at November 30, 2005 05:24 PM (YudAC)

6 Maybe I'm old fashioned but "4 bits" is better name for the gangsta rapper.

Posted by: jwookie at November 30, 2005 07:47 PM (llDzn)

7 Actually it's "Fiddy Cen'", if ya wanna get tizz-echnical bi-yotch.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 30, 2005 07:58 PM (0yYS2)

8 Dayum, IM, you da shizznit.

Posted by: Vinnie at November 30, 2005 08:08 PM (Kr6/f)

9 Fo shizzle, brothas. Thanks for tha greetings, we be keepin it real. My friend actually grew up in Fiddy's "hood" in Queens, NY. She said he was a "punk bee-yatch." Word is bond.

Posted by: Wine-aholic at November 30, 2005 08:23 PM (sH4J5)

10 Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt man, I'm all about tha thug life!

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 30, 2005 08:36 PM (0yYS2)

11 Agent Jones says his research at the Mises Institute revealed that the Federal Reserve Bank is a conspiracy based on lies and false money. Agent Brown says all your fake money are belong to him.

Posted by: Agent Smith at December 01, 2005 06:43 AM (Ww5es)

12 w00t! You guys are 1337! Oh, wait ... wrong language.

Posted by: Oyster at December 01, 2005 07:07 AM (YudAC)

13 #1 Republicans Rock #2 Hott !!! #3 still on #2

Posted by: john ryan at December 01, 2005 10:02 AM (ads7K)

14 LoL! Ø¥§†3® !§ PWN3D!!!

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 01, 2005 11:53 AM (0yYS2)

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