It's White Trash Wednesday.

Yes it's been hotter than a firecracker on the fourth of July. Blackberries are getting ripe and I had best get out and pick some if I want to try out making some blackberry wine. I just pulled 3 fifths from the grape I had going and I must say it's pretty dawgone good. It went a little faster because the tin box I live in gets a little hard to keep cool when the old sunball starts shining on it. Speaking of blackberries I got my first chigger of the season this week. It's right on back of the old knee. Talk about itch. Whew!!. Hey the best over the counter remedy is Benadryl liquid or spray. I guess this weekend I'll have to strip down nekkid and apply deet. Then you put on your socks and underwear and apply more deet. Then you put on your jeans and a long sleeve flannel shirt and apply more deet. You are now ready to pick blackberries. Remember though strip and bathe right afterwards because chiggers love tender places if you know what I mean.

Well I had intended to put up our Friendly Wayne Co Sheriff but while WTVW blared on about the arrest of this fine gentleman they ignored my request to post a link and the story. Just want the Sheriff and his buddies to know we know what he is dealing with. I hope they change their tune and fess up the mistake and set a good example. Yes your right Sheriff every one is looking at you and you probably feel picked on. What a good time to set an example by taking responsibility and I'm sure you will be better for it and if you do I hope you all get to keep your jobs. I'll put a link to WTWV in case they ever decide to put up that story. Be nice guys because the little weather girl. Well she's my sweety I like to get up to the TV and pinch them little cute cheeks. pinch em pinch em pinch em. I bet she had a rough childhood. She says a big cool down for this weekend. I hope so. Also this week I pledged to WKMS because well this blogging stuff kind of makes you put your money where your mouth is huh. I've seen some things on Public TV lately that would make YBP jump up and yell foul and me too. But overall I get a lot from NPR and PBS. I suggest we split the leadership two ways one left and one right to rebalance the programming. But I did get to listen to part of 102 Minutes last night. Well my mind did wander a bit during the show and also during the Speech. This blogging kind of takes a lot of my weak little brain's time.

This here is what we all call a Mitsibitchi. And yes it runs I drove the younguns down to have a look at them there cows the other day. Got cool comments like. They smell like poop. That's just the smell of money honey. So if you guys see bad behavior you would like to spotlight. Comments are welcome.

"What comes out of a man, that defiles a man. For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts......"

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