Caption this photo of Jacques Chirac hugging Hugo Chavez. The winner gets this shiny quarter and a free plug.
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Hugo: You're more anti-American!
Jacques: Non! You're more anti-American!
Hugo: I insist! You're more anti-American!
Jacques: Non! You are!
Hugo: No! You are!
Jacques: I surrender!
Posted by: Eric at March 12, 2005 06:52 PM (lK7Sh)
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1) Two veteran pols demonstrate their pick-pocket techniques.
2) "No, Jacque! Not here in front of everybody!"
3) Presidents Chavez and Chirac demonstrate their mutual trust by patting each other down for weapons.
Posted by: D. Carter at March 12, 2005 07:38 PM (4+WsX)
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Chavez: Hey, what the . . . you're not Juliette Binoche!"
Posted by: D. Carter at March 12, 2005 07:46 PM (4+WsX)
Posted by: Eric at March 12, 2005 07:54 PM (5PRM2)
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I have no caption but a comment. Too bad a Marine was not nearby with a good M14. Could get 2 commies with one round.
Posted by: Rod Stanton at March 12, 2005 08:05 PM (l5t6M)
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Hugo Chavez wows retailers at last week's Paris Toy Expo with the unveiling of his new life-sized Jacques Chirac doll. Retailers seemed most impressed that the doll is programmed to dance everything from the Charleston to the waltz, as Chavez demonstrates here.
Posted by: Mark at March 12, 2005 09:17 PM (ywZa8)
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Hugo, if I screw over the Americans in the Middle East one more time, the price of your oil will top 60 bucks a barrel.
Posted by: Tom at March 12, 2005 10:10 PM (GXzP4)
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Great moments in on-line dating service screw-ups.
Posted by: D. Carter at March 12, 2005 10:14 PM (4+WsX)
Posted by: Lune at March 12, 2005 10:15 PM (k56Dr)
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Cowardice and Petulance embrace after agreeing to keep Venezuelan oil away from America - and a "hot karl" just off camera.
Posted by: Brian Blazevic at March 12, 2005 11:12 PM (b2Y3g)
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Okay Hugo, do you tilt your head to the left or the right when you kiss?
Posted by: Jeremy at March 13, 2005 12:12 AM (farnf)
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This is what you get when OPEC (left) meets No-pecs (right).
Posted by: Jack "Redcorn" M. at March 13, 2005 01:45 AM (1W1ap)
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Both men were regularly elected in free elections.
Don't you like democracy?
Besides, Venezuela's oil is not yours to be taken.
Posted by: paul at March 13, 2005 05:33 AM (2Vw91)
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Everyone having fun. And then comes Paul.
Tell you anything?
Eric is in the lead.
Posted by: greyrooster at March 13, 2005 08:23 AM (JDP+5)
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Paul, you moron. We're trying to have some fun and you are ruining it. BTW, Chavez oil is purchased, not taken. If we wanted to take his oil, we would need about 1,000 marines and two days for this tin-horn commie. Free elections for Chavez? Why, cause Carter the Impotent said they were legit? Get a life and a sense of humor. Your pal, Big Al
Posted by: Allen Patterson at March 13, 2005 08:29 AM (eti3b)
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>>>"Both men were regularly elected in free elections. Don't you like democracy?"
Of course we like democracy, but democracy may not immunize you from jdams if you screw with the free flow of oil.
Back to the game.
Posted by: Carlos at March 13, 2005 08:59 AM (8e/V4)
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Paul, pictures like this is precisely the reason why I dont like democracy.
Ok, first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the picture was Hugo desperately asking:
"Jacques, have you seen my frou frou?"
I have no idea what a "frou frou" is, though.
Posted by: lemuel at March 13, 2005 10:00 AM (aOCIX)
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Copying Kevin's regular idea, eh?
Isn't that a no no?
Cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at March 13, 2005 10:17 AM (PEKrh)
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Cindy, are you referring to me? I hope not, becuase I am not a regular reader (well, wasnt) and I have no idea who is Kevin or what frou frou is, honestly! Bloody subconsciousness!
Posted by: lemuel at March 13, 2005 10:42 AM (aOCIX)
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Which Eric? There's two of us here! LOL!
Posted by: Eric at March 13, 2005 10:47 AM (lK7Sh)
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Jacques: "Zey don't call you Huggo for no reason I see!"
Hugo: "One last tine, frien'. My nang is Hoo-go."
Posted by: Vonski at March 13, 2005 11:08 AM (9BReq)
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"Yeah, which Eric? I don't even get the "Which one is Fredo?" line.
Posted by: D. Carter at March 13, 2005 11:30 AM (4+WsX)
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The Godfather. Get it, get it. Fredo the less than all together member of the family. YOU NEVER WATCHED THE GODFATHER? It's been on HBO every week for twenty years.
If there is two Erics. Can you two solve the problem between you?
Posted by: greyrooster at March 13, 2005 11:38 AM (CBNGy)
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Thats no way to Tango. Which one is Paul?
Posted by: RicardoVerde at March 13, 2005 12:06 PM (b+HIl)
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Chavez,"I'm NOT GERMAN !! You don't have to surrender to me. Put your hands down. Fight the urge, man !!"
Posted by: Canton Mike at March 13, 2005 12:54 PM (6krEN)
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There, since I put up the first comment, I dub meself "Eric 1"
Posted by: Eric 1 at March 13, 2005 01:09 PM (lK7Sh)
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.....expressing mutual condolence on the loss of Moe.
Posted by: RicardoVerde at March 13, 2005 03:22 PM (3DOby)
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Roost, go easy on him, he's probably never seen The Godfather. I cracked up when I read that line. I, too, was thinking along those same lines:
"Everytime I wanna get out, they PULL me back in!!"
How's that??
:-)
Posted by: Laura at March 13, 2005 03:23 PM (L3PPO)
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"Oh my God! The Walrus really WAS Paul!"
Posted by: Laura at March 13, 2005 03:25 PM (L3PPO)
Posted by: LimoBarbie at March 13, 2005 05:14 PM (ywZa8)
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Oh, THAT Fredo! Yeah, that is a pretty good line.
Posted by: D. Carter at March 13, 2005 05:53 PM (4+WsX)
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Paul - Hugo was not elected in a *FREE* election! Not any more than Sadam, Joe ,Mao, and Arafat were. He killed hundreds (maybe thousands) of people working agaist him and several hundred thousand ballots were "irregular"! Free election my ass! You spend too much tim with the MSM!
Posted by: Rod Stanton at March 13, 2005 06:10 PM (fLlQ8)
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Ricardoverde's is pretty good too.
Posted by: greyrooster at March 13, 2005 08:21 PM (CBNGy)
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"Oh Hugo, your breath is so much better than Saddam's was all those years ago!"
Posted by: The Fly at March 13, 2005 08:40 PM (wnk38)
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Jacques: Embrasse-moi, mon petit étalon hispanique!
Hugo: Besame mucho, cabron francés!
Posted by: Frank Villon at March 13, 2005 09:55 PM (4zhkH)
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I got the Besame part. Only when I was a kid the word culo went with it.
Posted by: greyrooster at March 13, 2005 10:02 PM (CBNGy)
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Froggy goes a-courtin'
Posted by: Lars at March 13, 2005 10:51 PM (cK4Sl)
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"Ohhhhhh Jacques.....Be a true Frenchmen and surrender to me....."
Posted by: OB SNOOKS at March 14, 2005 07:56 AM (yBHNA)
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OK, but on the first date I only kiss ...
Posted by: TJ at March 14, 2005 09:00 AM (/0bzs)
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"You forgot the cannolli's?!"
Posted by: Laura at March 14, 2005 09:13 AM (L3PPO)
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The first Eric comment by far is the best. I'm still laughing, actually.
Posted by: Venom at March 14, 2005 10:25 AM (dbxVM)
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Boy, you sure are getting lazy in your daily posting.
Cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at March 14, 2005 11:42 AM (PEKrh)
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It must suck having to rely on the posts of others to give meaning to your daily life, eh Cindy?
Posted by: Venom at March 14, 2005 11:50 AM (dbxVM)
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Te felicito Chávez, tienes las bolas puestas para enfrentar a Bush, enhorabuena habia que darle un parao¡
Posted by: Isabelrj at April 25, 2005 10:10 AM (fg8Dj)
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