September 28, 2005

Anna Nicole Smith Case Goes to Supreme Court

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The Supreme Court of the United States has agreed to hear Anna Nicole Smith's probate case. The case of Vickie Lynn Marshall (aka, Anna Nicole Smith) vs. E. Pierce Marshall centers on whether a federal bankruptcy court can rule on wills and estates.

Anna Nicole Smith's laywer claims she will personally be at the Supreme Court during the hearing. Let the media circus begin!

Why would the Supreme Court agree to hear Anna Nicole Smith's case? Two reasons: The Rule of Four and TrimSpa.

It takes four justices to agree to hear a case. Remember, there are seven men on the Supreme Court--four of which are presumed to be straight (Stephens and Breyer are iffy). Plus you have Ginsburg--you know what I'm talking about. And you're going to tell me Thomas wasn't leading the charge? He's a swinger baby!

Another victory for corporate America. I mean do you think the old Anna Nicole Smith would have had a snowball's chance in hell of getting her case heard had the TrimSpa corporation not done their magic? Let's not forget the silicon-industrial complex here.

LA Times:

In 1993, Smith was Playboy's Playmate of the Year, and shortly afterward, the 26-year-old married Texas oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall. He was 89, and a fan of her strip act.

He died a year later, and Smith has fought with Marshall's son, Pierce, over an estate valued at more than $1.6 billion.

A Texas probate judge ruled that Marshall's son was his sole heir and entitled to his fortune. However, a federal bankruptcy judge in California later ruled that Marshall's son had schemed to move assets from his father's estate. Smith was awarded $88 million in damages.

Although the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals concluded that the probate ruling should stand, the Supreme Court agreed to hear the dispute to decide when, if ever, bankruptcy judges can rule on probate matters.

Is it any coincidence that the Supreme Court grants Anna Nicole Smith certiorari only after she loses all that weight? I think not!

Presenting the certiorari worthy versus uncertiorari worthy Anna Nicole Smith. uncertiorari worthy

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certiorari worthy

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uncertiorari worthy

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certiorari worthy

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uncertiorari worthy

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certiorari worthy

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You get the idea. There's good Anna Nicole Smith and there's bad Anna Nicole Smith.

Posted by: Rusty at 08:54 AM | Comments (17) | Add Comment
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1 A fine test for Roberts' first case.

Posted by: Howie at September 28, 2005 08:58 AM (D3+20)

2 That second uncertiorari picture looks like the product of breeding between John Wayne Gacy and a barbie doll. Though, maybe that's just butch enough for Ginsburg's tastes...

Posted by: Wine-aholic at September 28, 2005 09:27 AM (Wsn+K)

3 we've certainly come a long way. Once the SCOTUS was charged with deciding issues that would change the course of humanity, but now they're just accomodating land-thiefs and inheritence-whores.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 28, 2005 11:14 AM (0yYS2)

4 Plus you have Ginsburg--you know what I'm talking about. That takes "Bad Gay" to a whole new level.

Posted by: Brian B at September 28, 2005 01:11 PM (CouWh)

5 Mariage is a sacred institution, we can't let the court destrroy that also. In my lifetime, I am 57, I have seen divorce rates go from almost zero to over 1/2. I can remember how the few kids in a class of 25 were known as coming from "broken homes" and pitied by all. After we straighten out the abortion issue we should take another look at divorce and the breakup of the American Family.

Posted by: john Ryan at September 28, 2005 01:12 PM (ads7K)

6 John, the massive divorce rate is just another symptom of the runaway liberalism that infests this country, and it is simply one more tactic of the anti-civilization crowd who only want to destroy every aspect of Western civilization so that nothing will stand between them and a one-world hegemony.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 28, 2005 01:21 PM (0yYS2)

7 Right IM. I swore till death do us part adn by god in intend to stick to it. Now I only got one thing to say. come on death.

Posted by: Howie at September 28, 2005 02:08 PM (D3+20)

8 my typing sucks today

Posted by: Howie at September 28, 2005 02:09 PM (D3+20)

9 Howie, Death sucks even more!

Posted by: jesusland joe at September 28, 2005 03:41 PM (rUyw4)

10 John Ryan: ???????????????????????. Are you saying a big tited low life should be allowed to take advantage of a sentile old man and rob his family of their inheritance?

Posted by: greyrooster at September 28, 2005 04:49 PM (M7kiy)

11 Surely a dirty old man can be called just that, instead of saying he was a fan of her strip act. Hell, baseball has fans, strippers have leacherous dirty old men drooling after them!

Posted by: DL at September 28, 2005 05:30 PM (sHsB3)

12 I don't get it. So, it was ok for said old man to give her $100 for a lap dance, but not ok for said old man to give here $100 million for sex? We had settled WHAT she was long ago, the only haggling between her and in-laws is over PRICE. Since the old guy negotiated the price, it was fair (price is always fair by definition when no duress is present), and since they got married it was legal. I see no harm here, other than the children treating the old man as a child.

Posted by: Rusty at September 28, 2005 09:43 PM (JQjhA)

13 At over $277 MILLIOn per tit...one hopes that she is conservatively dressed when she shows up at the court building!

Posted by: Macker at September 29, 2005 08:42 AM (2GH66)

14 Rusty: 89 year old man having sex with her. Ya, sure. I can only hope so. Do you really believe that? That old man had the mind of a two year old. Maybe it's okay for strippers to talk two year old heirs to marry them. She is a golddigger and trash for taking advantage of an senile old and man and causing his family much pain. She really loved the old fart. Ya, sure, and Osama Bin Laden is looking after your best interests also.

Posted by: greyrooster at September 29, 2005 09:45 AM (M7kiy)

15 Why would the Supreme Court agree to hear Anna Nicole Smith's case? Because it'll give Thomas something new to fanaticize about.

Posted by: Johnny at September 29, 2005 12:31 PM (lh3c2)

16 I think several of you may need to read up on this case before acting like two year olds shooting off your mouths about something you know nothing about...

Posted by: cooter at November 04, 2005 06:24 PM (ehklm)

17 I believe Miss Vicky Lynn Marshall indirectly murdered Mr. J. Howard Marshall to be freer and to enjoy here little petits a bit more, but that was only done once she was in his mega-money area. That stuff also happened to to very a wealthy Mr. Zafra. I back Mr. Pierce Marshall completly.

Posted by: Martin Aguero Gallo at December 03, 2005 04:54 PM (ncqnJ)

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