It's as predictable as the rising of the sun. The slavering fools of the media are shoving their Year In Review stories down your throats in print and over the airwaves. In their arrogance, they think it's up to them to tell you what the most influential and important news of 2005 was.
Well, we at the Jawa Report hoist our beer steins and shout F*ck You! at these gibbering fools.
Don't read some idiot's recounting of the year, give us what you think was the best and worst, happiest and saddest, most fun and least fun event of the year that is passing.
Worst moment of 2005, my mother-in-law, dying of cancer, telling me to "take care of her baby." Those were her last words to me.
Best moment of 2005, celebrating the 10th anniversary of marriage to her baby.
You get the idea.
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Best times:
The Birth of my daughter "Trinity Morgan" on 7 JUN 05
Fairwell party just before I left for IZ (third trip)
Seeing my Fam when home on leave
Being able to help out in the GWOT
Worst Times:
When I just missed being a victim in London on 7 JUL 05 (took a taxi instead of the train to the Airport!!)
Saying goodbye to the Fam after block leave on the way to IZ
When an IED goes boom nearby.
Posted by: Moriarti at December 31, 2005 04:23 AM (uFUSu)
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Agent Smith's best times:
System search for Club Hel's gas mask woman.
Laughing hysterically at the grotesqueries of human nature.
Smacking Agent Brown with the hockey stick.
Agent Smith's worst times:
Explaining the meaning of life to stupid podlings who thought they were free.
Listening to a GI bot describe the stench of the churned ooze from a neglected pod where the occupant expired years earlier - leaky dead battery!
Educating dumb podlings that 2005 was over 100 years ago.
Posted by: Agent Smith at December 31, 2005 04:40 AM (HuVhz)
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I prefer to wait for Dave Barry's year in review. did you ever read his piece on Jan 1st 2000
"The Y1K disaster"? Funniest thing he ever did.
My best personally? Having my daughter move from north Georgia closer to me after 5 years so far away.
Celebrating my tenth anniversary with Nin and still being crazy about him.
Posted by: Oyster at December 31, 2005 05:57 AM (YudAC)
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Best time: Visiting London in May and hooking up with old friends.
Worst time: Being rejected for the job that I really wanted.
Posted by: Graeme at December 31, 2005 09:55 AM (o1ojb)
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Best time: Waking up every morning and realizing I'm still alive and the world hasn't destroyed itself while I was asleep.
Worst time: Immediately following waking, I also realize that the world is still full of liberals, muslims, rats, and flies, and immediately regret that the world didn't destroy itself while I was asleep.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 31, 2005 11:55 AM (0yYS2)
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Hurricane Katrina was the biggist event of the year and surly upstaged CINDY SHEEHAN and her band of idiots we also saw the usial amount of bickering and tort much needed tort reform protecting gun manifactuerers and fast food restruants
Posted by: sandpiper at December 31, 2005 07:21 PM (rAMmL)
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It was a goodie. I really don;t know what to say. Y'all made it good. I got more done than I ever thought I could in several areas. I should probably brag on myslelf a bit but that's just not me.
Posted by: Howie at December 31, 2005 08:58 PM (D3+20)
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Happy New Year to you and yours Vinnie.
Posted by: Jane at January 01, 2006 01:17 PM (M7kiy)
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The biggist news story of the year was HURICANE KATRINA it even left CINDY SHEEHAN in the dust
Posted by: sandpiper at January 01, 2006 02:09 PM (JtcRt)
Posted by: Emmett at March 02, 2006 11:27 PM (9WOKJ)
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