November 23, 2004

Phallic Conspiracy: USC vs. USC

Quinton and I have been going back and forth in e-mail for months over who the real USC is. As a Trojan alumni I resent any use of the term USC applied to the Gamecocks! Jeff now informs me that Mike McGee left the Trojans for the Gamecocks and has been Athletic Director both places. Is Mike McGee gay? No! What could be gay about a guy who is really into phallic symbols? Anyway, for all the latest on the Gamecock scandals check out Quinton.

PS-Will Collier gets in on the joke.

Posted by: Rusty at 08:20 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 I put up with 7000 other UA's, so I think you can handle one other USC.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer at November 23, 2004 09:31 AM (xzIhx)

2 Hey at least the University of Southern California has a class name for the womens' teams: the WOMEN OF TROY! Sounds a hell of a lot better than the LADY TROJANS doesn't it!

Posted by: Macker at November 23, 2004 10:06 AM (9F0Tf)

3 I'm sure it's an urban legend but, supposedly, USC did play USC in football years ago. The most popular poster around in Columbia was one that said "Your Trojans can't cover our Cocks!"

Posted by: JFH at November 23, 2004 10:24 AM (z4es9)

4 As a Clemson alum, I find it amusing that South Carolina fans consider themselves "USC" or "Carolina" when in reality much of the country thinks USC is Southern Cal and Carolina is NORTH Carolina.

Posted by: Jeremy at November 23, 2004 11:28 AM (/U19w)

5 On a slightly different, but relevent note... Back in the day, a decade and a half ago, when I was a wee lad in high school I had a friend who was a cheerleader at University High in Irvine, CA. Their mascot also being the Trojans. And yes...one of their cheers was: Come on, Trojans. Come on!

Posted by: Kin at November 24, 2004 09:20 AM (ZQldT)

6 I find it funny that Clemson has the same mascot, fight song, and stadium nickname as the LSU tigers

Posted by: USC fan at April 27, 2005 07:25 PM (brQB0)

7 Me too.

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