October 28, 2004

Dying Anti-American Arafat Flown to Home of Anti-Americanism: France

This photo, released by the Palestinian Authority shows an ailing Yasser Arafat shaking hands with terrorist sympathizers of all stripes. When asked to comment on his condition Arafat could only shout the word "Timmy" over and over.

According to World Net Daily, sources in Israel claim that Arafat 'could be faking it'. Could Arafat's sudden handicap have something to do with the upcoming Paris Special Olympics? No word yet but sources close to Arafat call the trip "Project Cartman".

Posted by: Rusty at 04:17 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 He's never looked better. He's going to fit so nicely in the open coffin carried through the streets of Gaza.

Posted by: Editor at October 28, 2004 04:37 PM (adpJH)

2 Is it just me, or does he look like Papa Smurf, blue and all?

Posted by: Ricky V at October 28, 2004 05:14 PM (AHaCg)

3 The motherfucker should've died 40 yrs. ago. Why is it that the press is so forgiving when a horrible dictator such as Arafat, becomes sick or ages? Does it make him any less than what he was in his heyday? Good, I hope he lasts a loooong time with this illness and suffers horribly. Best verdict.

Posted by: Laura at October 28, 2004 06:07 PM (ptOpl)

4 Could anybody explain to me why he's still consuming oxygen?

Posted by: Dick at October 28, 2004 06:54 PM (hu9UN)

5 Am I the only SP fan in the house?

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at October 28, 2004 08:03 PM (JQjhA)

6 NO, Rusty, you're not. But I gave up on cable a few years ago and have not seen an episode, yet. I remember the first episode I ever saw like it was yesterday (dream sequence begins)... "Oh my God! I haven't seen a Jew run so fast since Poland 1939!" "CARL!!!!! You can't say that." "Touchdown!" Man, I thought that show was going to be pulled in hours. Nope. Maybe I should throw on that Cartman "It's all just a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap" shirt for for the good ol' days. Yeah I want some cheesy poofs, Editors

Posted by: Editor at October 28, 2004 08:30 PM (uurD1)

7 I've seen about all the episodes, but I've also been known to stay up to 3:00 AM to watch Family Guy on the Cartoon Channel. It's funnier than South Park, if you can imagine. I especially liked the song "If I Had a Jew," which should have been nominated for an emmy.

Posted by: Demosophist at October 28, 2004 09:14 PM (OtR16)

8 That silly little shit is without a doubt one of the ugliest people ever born on the face of the earth. His followers must be stupid, stupid, stupid. Arafat the ugly's family has many millions taken from the poor, starving palestinians (Ha). Living in splendor among the frogs. He ripped off the rag heads and they love him for it. Dumb shits.

Posted by: greyrooster at October 28, 2004 10:24 PM (gvOyZ)

9 I think he looks more like Fred Sanford. Here he comes Elizabeth!

Posted by: Cindy at October 29, 2004 05:38 AM (48zd8)

10 Cindy! LOL! Being a fan of "Sanford and Son", let's not defame the late, great Redd Foxx, hehehe. Whatever happened to Lamont??

Posted by: Laura at October 29, 2004 08:42 AM (ptOpl)

11 Hi, I appreciate your site more. thanks lot. sincerely,

Posted by: Adel at February 05, 2005 11:20 AM (KWDXL)

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