September 25, 2004

Doing the War on Terror Differently

Goldstein photoshops what I've been saying for months!! Of course, it's just funnier the way Jeff G. does it. A segment of a post I wrote at my old blog:

The Delta Team option. Yeah, that Chuck Norris can really kick ass. Not the Walker Chuck Norris. The other one.

The A Team defense. Note: Stock up on super-secret knock-out pills for BA OW before executing.

The 007 plan. Going mano-i-mano with with the evil genius, Dr. bin Laden. Lot's of sex, but only the PG-13 kind.

The Goonies tactic. Ignored misfits battle al-Qaida while adults are oblivious.

The Rambo II idea. Sorry. We already used that one in Afghanistan. My bad. These things only work once.

The Red Dawn crusade. Same as the Goonies tactic, only planned by John Hughes and executed by leading teen heart-throbs.

The Jack Ryan effect. No! Not Ben Affleck. You think Affleck could single-handedly defeat terror? That's crazy talk. Harrison Ford. Definitely Harrison Ford.

The Jackie Chan device. As per EEOC rules, a black sidekick will be provided.

The ID-4 program. Al Qaeda joins forces with the UN to fight invading alien menace. No, not the aliens Jimmy Carter saw. You know, the real ones.

The Adam Sandler gimmick. We didn't like this one either, but the focus group thought that he must have some national security value. Why else would his face be on all the buses if not to ward off an attack?

Posted by: Rusty at 03:34 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Then there's the Navy Seals, who have not been involved in this situation. In 1962, President Kennedy said that future wars would be done by guerilla combat and terrorism. He has no idea how right he was. The first group to be developed back then was the Navy seals for search and rescue (among other things) and it's time to put these guys to work. Then the Special Forces were developed and we already know they are over there - mostly in Afghanistan but there are enough of them that we really need to ship them over to Iraq. The families of the Special Forces have no idea where these guys are stationed, it's so secret. Time to get all of these groups together. Delta Force, Navy Seals, Special Forces and any other groups we have out there. Not a lot of people believe me, but I have no doubt in my mind that Bin Laden is dead. Right now, with all the bombing going on over in Fallujah and surrounding areas, it is quite possible that Zarqawi is also dead amoung the rest of his 4 more group after they killed their leader, so-called cleric and fund raiser, Al Shami. They found Jack Hensley's headless body in a bombed out building and we have NOT stopped bombing, so it's really hard to think that these guys could be hiding or made it out of there alive. Unfortunately, since some hostages were also being held in Fallujah, they probably got killed, too, which I would prefer happening than these barbaric beheadings that everyone should see and experience. Some are worse than others. Vile monsters with no soul and no conscience but it's a better ending than being on a video. Rumors about the women two weeks ago said they were sold to a terrorist group in Fallujah. For their sakes, I hope they met the same end as Zarqawi and his group, or what's left of it did. Not that I wish them dead, not by any means but certainly better than being on some damn video. Whatever postings have been made recently have been made by an unusual source on an unusual website. Dead or alive, these terrorists are just doing that - terrorizing the family and everyone else involved. I don't know who has the Egyptians, but muslim or not, they have been known to kill muslims. JUST LOOK AT WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO IRAQ???? Anyone from IRAQ reading this? How about standing up with your people and the people of the world and stop the terrorism that is going on in your country? As long as they are there, they will do everything possible to destroy any infrastructure that is trying to be built for your country. They are bomging your oil lines which is all you have to bring money into your country, so why not go out there and start protecting all your pipelines from every part of your country all the way to Kuwait and stop anyone who is going to destroy your pipelines by bombing them. Why don't you walk the roads and highways and check from IED's? Why not set up a CURFEW? So as someone already said, any vehicle is on the road that is not coalition or your police, gets stopped and arrested until you know who they are. AND since guns are NOT needed by anyone, how about turning them all in, so people can tell the difference between a local Iraqi and a terrorist? When you go for a job, walk there and do it at night when there are no cars on the road to bomb you as you apply for a job as a policeman or soldier? Some of the answers are simple - do this until they are all gone. AND if you know where any of these scumbags are hanging out, turn them in and the hell with the money - do it for you - do it for your country - do it for the world. This is how security must be done in your country so we can root out these horrible people who are killing your people. Show the world you have a backbone and that you are willing to make sacrifices for the sake of your families and your country. ~C

Posted by: firstbrokenangel at September 25, 2004 10:29 PM (D39Vm)

2 More mindless babble....navy seals can make the difference, Iraqis ' start sticking up for yourselves. Blah blah blah. Naivety and ignorance in equal measure, dont you just love it readers? It is views such as these which are resposible for America's negative image across the world. It is a fact that empty vessels make the most noise and the volume from some of the contributors on this site is deafening.

Posted by: James at September 27, 2004 09:23 AM (4PPsx)

3 who said the navy seals havent been there for a long time.

Posted by: dirk at May 24, 2005 06:57 PM (NYaEK)

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