October 22, 2004

NYTimes Gets Bitch Slapped

Paul at Wizbang catches the NY Times making up quotes.

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New Video Threatens Hostage Margaret Hassan with Beheading: She pleads for Blair to cave to terrorist demands

UPDATE 11/16: Margaret Hassan has been executed on video. Check this post for 11/16 update or go to MAIN PAGE for news, links to video, and images of hostages in Iraq.

This is eerily reminiscent of Kenneth Bigley's ordeal. Now the terrorists are demanding that the British must not move troops into Central Iraq, as Tony Blair pledged to do just yesterday. Earlier I had speculated that Hassan would be released unharmed. Today, I am not so sure. ABC News:

Margaret Hassan, the kidnapped director of CARE International in Iraq, appeared on a videotape aired Friday, weeping and pleading with British Prime Minister Tony Blair to withdraw troops from Iraq "and not bring them to Baghdad" because "this might be my last hours."
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October 21, 2004

Black in the Saddle!!

Hey, my site is back up!! Thanks for all of you who visited my backup site. Yes, I do have a backup. You can SEE IT HERE. Bookmark it. If this site ever goes down again you can always check to see what I'm up to over there. I actually posted over there today, even if it was mostly moaning and bitching and a whole lotta link whoring. Back to my regular routine tomorrow.

UPDATE: I just checked the sitemeter--OUCH!!

PS-Today is the third anniversary of the release of Rusty Shackleford v. 2.0. He's three years old today and Papa Shackleford couldn't be more proud. I love you son. Happy birthday!!

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October 20, 2004

The Petition No One On My Floor Will Sign

The Crack Young Staff are at it again. Here's a petition you'll never see signed by any of my colleagues:

“The Hatemonger’s Quarterly” Official Academics Against Remote Oppression that in No Way Affects Them Manifesto (THMQOAAROTINWATM):

We, the undersigned, are deeply troubled by manifold injustices: Capitalism, democracy, &c. Yet we wish to announce that we are untroubled by various issues that would normally trouble such beacons of “social justice” as ourselves.

We hereby declare that the following things do not in any way bother us:

1. The fact that numerous professors at our universities are offered starvation wages and no health-care. As long as they teach the classes we donÂ’t want to bother with, thatÂ’s fine by us. [ed. Note: Stotch, you reading this?]
2. The fact that our graduate students live in abject poverty. As long as they teach the classes we donÂ’t want to bother with, thatÂ’s fine by us.
3. The fact that our parking spots are far, far better than those held by lowly service employees. Sure, we’re Marxists and all, but we don’t want to take this “fairness” stuff too far.
4. The fact that some students want a balanced liberal arts education, instead of four years of left-wing agitprop. [ed note: don't let the Social Work department get a hold of this!]

HT: Llama Bitchers

PS-I would pay to see Steve put this up on his office door!

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When Spam Goes Bad II

Here is some spam I got today. Funny that they would send it to moi? Yes. A scam? Probably. But the fact that people will probably send in money to these guys is scary on so many different levels. Just what we need in this world, more followers of the Religion of Peas. more...

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Zarqawi on the Run, Changes Terrorist Name

Last week the press reported that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi had formally pledged his Tawhid and Jihad terrorist organization's loyalty to Ossama bin Laden's al Qaeda network. Chad Evans at In the Bullpen informs me of a press report that Zarqawi's group has changed names. His new al Qaeda linked organization will be callled "al-Qaida of Jihad in the Land of Two Rivers"--proving once again that terrorists think of the worst names.

Also, there seems to be some evidence that Zarqawi is receiving aid from Iran. Which points out one of the problems with Pat Buchanan's theory of isolating terrorist supporting states in much the same way that we isolated states in the past: it assumes that Islamic states will act just like any other state--rationally. I actually heard Pat say once that the Mullahs in Iran would not do anything stupid that would threaten their own national existence. You mean do something stupid like support a terrorist organization with official ties to al Qaeda?

So, what's in a name? Nothing, oh, except if your a Democrat who think this is the Global War on bin Laden not the Global War on Terror. Is it just me, or do the rest of you almost puke when you hear Kerry try to invoke bin Laden's name as if al Qaeda were the only terrorist organization bent on global jihad in the world? So now that Zarqawi is officially linked to al Qaeda maybe the Democrats will support his extermination. Now if only Arafat would change his party's name to "Fatah and al Qaeda in the land of Zionist pigs" .....

In related news, check out this al-Reuters article. First, notice the headline: "Iraq Rebels Betraying Zarqawi". Betraying? WTF? The rest of the article is better than the headline might suggest.

Iraqi guerrillas resentful of Jordanian militant Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's growing influence are giving the government information putting security forces hot on his trail, a senior official said Wednesday....

Staring at a photograph of the elusive Zarqawi, Rubaie said the interim government was closer than ever to tracking down the most wanted man in Iraq, to its unlikely allies.

Chad at In the Bullpen notes that "various reports...indicate that [Zarqawi] might indeed be dead." I'll add speculation to those rumors that if he's not dead, he is indeed on the run and his unification with al Qaeda may be a last desperate attempt to matter. The websites he usually uses to distribute his snuff films has not been updated in almost a month. The only word we've had from him is through his proxies on Islamic Bulletin Boards. However, in the past, after statements are made on these bulletin boards, the group usually confirms them as official by posting them to at least one of a dozen or so websites. In the past month, nothing. A sign? I sure hope so. Keeping my fingers crossed.

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Help a Brotha help a Brotha out

Sortapundit is helping raise money for a school in Bangalore, India. If you can spare the change, why not donate to his brother's marathon for charity this weekend. He has a pay-pal button and all!

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Zogby speaks on the 'Armageddon' election in Hong Kong

Simon was there and reports:

Blogs: Zogby saw these as important, with each having its own constituency. However they are unlikely to change minds; instead "they serve to stoke the fires of anger." In other words, blogs are preaching to the converted.
Using my Sith mind powers, I command you to go read this!!

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Team America: World Police Blog Reviews (UPDATED)

I saw Team America: World Police last night with the only other Bush supporter on the floor and a Chomsky loving lesbo (the real kind, not the hot ones on TV)--what better way to spend a night out on the town with the guys? No small task for a guy with three kids, but Mrs. Shackleford was so impressed by my birthday gift that she yielded to my endless whining about the movie. As I've already noted so many times, I've been waiting for this movie for months.

What did I think of Team America: World Police? One of the funniest movies ever made. The funniest movie ever.

I laughed so often and so hard that today I have a laughing hangover. I'm being totally seriously here. My body is literally--physically-- sore this morning. I don't think I'll be able to smile for a week.

I'm not much of a list maker, but I've been axing myself how Team America: World Police compares to other movies? Here's my top five list of all time funniest movies:

1) Team America: World Police "F**k yeah!"
2) Blazing Saddles "The sherrif is a ni--"
3) Animal Crackers "How the elephant got in my pajamas I'll never know."
4) The Jerk "I was born a poor black child."
5) Pearl Harbor "I think World War II just started."

Here's what the right blogosphere is saying about Team America: World Police:

Sullie-"Parker and Stone are now indisputably the comic geniuses of their generation. The point of the movie is not nihilism - it's sanity. Sanity against the moronic ra-ra pro-Americanism of many in the Bush camp...."
-Demosophist-"It's like [Sullie] saw a different movie than I did."
-Roger L. Simon-"...loved the film."
-Russell Wardlow-"High art, it ain't, but I've never laughed so hard in a movie theater before."
-Charles Johnson-"I highly recommend Team America. ItÂ’s a technical tour-de-force, with deliberately retro-cheesy puppets and incredible sets, and a decidedly anti-idiotarian take on the major issues."
-John Hawkins-"I can tell you that this is a dream movie for South Park Republicans who support fighting the war on terrorism & love to watch liberals being mocked mercilessly"
-Fritz Schranck-I havenÂ’t laughed that hard in a good while....Go see this movie--for America.
-Leopold Stotch-"Trey Parker and Matt Stone have done it again in what I say without hyperbole is one of the finest films ever made. I'm seriously."
-Flea-"You know you are in the right place when the first words to scroll across the screen are "Paris, France" and everybody starts laughing. "
-Jon of Aaargh!-"Now, if you haven't already, go see the movie.
-Pink Kitty-"The Empress gives it all paws up (but not in that French surrender kind of way.) Funniest movie of 2004. "
-Lord Floppington- "I thought it was great....Unlike Micheal Moore, you get the feeling Parker and Stone actually love this country, even when they take jabs at our foreign policy."
-Dean Esmay-"Team America: F*** Yeah! Can't. Stop. Laughing."
-Sean Hackbarth-"The Michael Moore antidote...hysterical..."
-Ian S.-"In terms of raw laughs per minute itÂ’s easily the funniest movie IÂ’ve ever seen."
-Citizen Smash-"Even funnier than Pearl Harbor!"
-Leftorium-"...unbelievably hilarious."
-BummerDietz-"It's funny. A Hollywood crowd guffawed throughout."
-Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files-"I made the mistake of bringing a large coke in there with me and couldn't drink a drop for fear of it coming out my nose, I was laughing so hard."
-Pennywit-"Go see Team America."
-Peter at SFSignal-"After watching this movie, it was some time before I stop saying my Ls as Rs..."
-Kate at Texas Gary-"The whole shebang was beyond awesome..."
-SondraK- "I recovered quickly from my shock and proceeded to laugh my ass off."
-Matt at Overtaken by Events-"Funny as hell."
-Rita at Res Ipsa Loquitur-"Oh. My. God. I laughed so much my face hurts."
-Laurence Simon-"Three word movie review: America, f*ck yeah!"
-Sissy Willis-"Four paws for 'Team America'"
-Bloodspite-"anything that makes Mikey Moore to be a hot dog cramming fat blob can't be all bad!"
-Cranky Neocon-"..it was Airplane! style farce with with enough over-the-top shock value to bring my inner 14 year old back to life."


PS-When I first started this roundup I didn't know Smash and Bloodspite over at Techography were also doing roundups. Thanks to both of them for providing some of the links.

(Cross-Posted at Anticipatory Retaliation)

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October 19, 2004

Team America: World Police in 2 Hours

I've got tickets for the 7 p. m. show. To say I'm excited would be an understatement. I haven't been this giddy with anticipation since my wedding night. I have an updated roundup of the blogosphere's reaction to the movie here.

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Paris Hilton Endorses Kerry

Gordito the Cranky Neocon is just funny.

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France Junior (Belgium) Supplying Weapons to the Taliban?

Yeah, I sort of blew the headline out of proportion to the actual story--but just remember my home-town paper is the L.A. Times! Here is a Toronto Sun article describing what happened when some Canadian troops came across a large ammunition dump in the Belgian controlled zone. Notice the reaction of the French, German, and Swedish officers. "A Frog, a Kraut, and a Swede walk into an ammunition dump....":

Canadian soldiers attached to the Afghan National Army (ANA) have stirred up a hornet's nest in Kabul by being too efficient.

They've "discovered" a huge Soviet ammunition dump a few kilometres from Camp Julien with the potential of obliterating the camp, as well as most of Kabul....

Many of the rockets, missiles and shells had been pried open for the explosives, which are used peacefully to blast mountain rock into gravel, and by those who want to make bombs that disrupt Kabul....

I've never seen anything like it. The feeling is that AMF soldiers were selling access to the dump or permitting friends to enter it.

Littered with burned out Soviet military vehicles, the whole area is a junk pile strewn with every sort of live ammunition, fuses, unexploded shells, rockets, etc., all supposedly under the authority of Belgian troops (at the moment), who ignored it.

In the midst of examining the bunkers and taking photos, a Swedish UN guy, a French major and a German colonel arrived to make a fuss and order the Canadians to leave. The French major insisted his government had a deal with the Afghan government for the area, and ISAF had no business being there.

And as long as I'm in the mood to rail on the French I might as well direct your attention to Erik the Mad Monk's latest ploy. It seems that he and his fellow ex-pats at No Pasaran! infiltrated a protest rally in Paris over the weekend. Needless to say, hilarity ensues.

PS-Super-secret memo to INDC BILL. I'll see your .wav/.gif and raise you twenty. Oh, I also agree with Citizen Smash--Oh to have seen that, even if it meant breaking my vow never to buy anything French again!!!

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Muslim Cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri Charged With Incitement to Murder in UK

Hallalujah!!!! ABC News:

British authorities pre-empted a U.S. bid to extradite radical Muslim cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri, charging the fiery preacher Tuesday with urging followers to kill non-Muslims, in some case specifically targeting Jews.

On what was scheduled to have been the first day of his extradition hearing, al-Masri, 46, sat in court to face 10 charges of soliciting or encouraging the murder of others, "namely a person or persons who did not believe in the Islamic faith." Four of the charges added: "in particular Jewish people."

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*Shock* Syria Still Occupying Lebanon, Won't Leave Despite Mean UN Threat

NEWS HERE. Richard Gere begins hunger strike in protest. Volvos across nation don new 'Syria out of Lebanon' stickers. Worker's World Party begins massive letter writing campaign to key Congressman. Security Council passes 137 resolutions condemning Syria's illegal occupation, sets up special refugee task force to aid fleeing Maronites. International ANSWER to stage massive 'No blood for Lebanese Cedar Trees' rally on Washington Mall. CARE director Margaret Hassan unavailable for comment.

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Yes dhimmis, they KILL YOU for for blasphemy

Every day I get e-mail from readers who say pretty much the same thing, "Yeah, but aren't all religions just basically the same?"

The answer, of course, is NO. Ever hear of a fundamentalist Amish ordering the death of a wayward soul because they became one of those blesphemous Mennonites? Under Islamic law blasphemy is punishable by death.

Asia News:

Hamid Pourmand is a Protestant minister of the Assemblies of God Church. He converted from Islam several years ago. Since September he has been held in prison at an undisclosed location and under Iranian law he can be put to death for “apostasy against Islam”. He was arrested on September 9 in Karaj, a town 30 km west of the capital Tehran during a police raid against the annual General Council of the Assemblies of God Church.
BBC News:
A Pakistani man has been sentenced to life imprisonment for burning a copy of the Koran. A court in Lahore found Mehdi Hassan, 36, guilty under Pakistani laws covering offences against Islam, the prophet Mohammed or the Koran.
Let me just throw this one in for good measure--Aus. Bahai Faith:
The Australian Baha'i Community has spoken out against the destruction of sacred and historic sites in Iran. In a statement released today, the Baha'i Community describes a series of demolitions that point to a campaign of "cultural cleansing" by Iran's ruling authorities, who are determined to remove all traces of the Baha'i Faith, the country's largest religious minority.
Hat tip: Robert Spencer

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Dear Limey assholes

That's the actual title of this Guardian article which has responses to the Guardian's efforts to meddle in the Presidential election:

Have you not noticed that Americans don't give two shits what Europeans think of us? Each email someone gets from some arrogant Brit telling us why to NOT vote for George Bush is going to backfire, you stupid, yellow-toothed pansies ... I don't give a rat's ass if our election is going to have an effect on your worthless little life. I really don't. If you want to have a meaningful election in your crappy little island full of shitty food and yellow teeth, then maybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels and Berlin, dipshit. Oh, yeah - and brush your goddamned teeth, you filthy animals.
Read the rest. Not funny, funnay! Hat tip: Mr. K

Editorial note: This and the other letters printed here were responses to something the Guardian was doing. The online version of the Guardian had started an online campaign to get British citizens to write voters in Ohio urging them to vote for John Kerry. This explains the tone of some of the responses. Also, notice the title of the article? A ploy by the Guardian to explain how we 'tards and rednecks could actually vote for that mean and stupid Bush-Hitler.

PS-Now I know why the Guardian is so pro-Kerry.

Double-lizzle PS-Bill say's the Guardian got "Not exactly the results that they expected." Nope, not exactly. And Kevin is wringing his hands in anticipation of Ohio districts to start voting. Yeah, I can't wait either!

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Welcome Aboard Bravo Romeo Delta and the Demosophist

Bravo Romeo Delta, the Domosophist and yours truly, Dr. Rusty Shackleford, have decided to do something never before done in the history of the blogosphere: cross-posting. Yeah, I know it's a radically new concept, and something sure to generate a lot of copycatting, but I own the patent on this one and I know a good attorney.

So why did we do this? I dunno. Seems pretty fun-kay, and after all isn't the funk all that matters?

Just to clarify, these guys aren't 'guest bloggers' or whatever, these guys are now part of Team Sancrawler, and vice versa---er, I guess I'm part of Team Nuk-em and Team Dead Greek Philosophers or something??

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CARE Director Margaret Hassan Taken Hostage In Iraq

UPDATE 11/16: Margaret Hassan has been executed on video. Check this post for 11/16 update or go to MAIN PAGE for news, links to video, and images of hostages in Iraq.

UPDATE 10/22: A video showing Margaret Hassan pleading for her life has been aired on al-Jazeera TV. Update here.

Via Digger's Realm this ironical news:

The director of CARE International's operation in Iraq [Margaret Hassan] was kidnapped early Tuesday in Baghdad, the organization said.
Why ironical? Because Margaret Hassan was active in the movement both to end sanctions against Iraq and actively involved in the anti-war movement. CARE was also the only international relief organization to have a national presence during the entire course of the sanctions regime and dring the war. Let's hope whoever took her has access to Google and does a simple search. Word is an Australian hostage was released after the terrorists did just that.

M. H. King says "Just damn."
Jeff Quinton notes that the hostage video has now been shown on US TV.
Michele at the Command Post is also covering this.

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The Willie Hortons of Guantanomo Prison

James Joyner links this article about freed Guantanamo Bay prisoners who return to a life of jihad and terrorism. According to the article, of the 146 who were released from Guantanamo "after U.S. officials had determined that they no longer posed threats and had no remaining intelligence value" at least seven have returned to their former goal of bringing about the global Caliphate. None, as far as I can tell, has actually disavowed the Islamist ideology. Forget what the politicians are saying--this is not just a war against terrorism it is a war against an ideology that is every bit as evil as Nazi fascism, Japanese Imperialism, or Soviet Communism.

The article only includes this little tidbit about what the seven have been up to:

One released detainee killed a judge leaving a mosque in Afghanistan...
I have been posting on the ex-Gitmo terrorists for awhile now and have some knowledge of what the others are up to.

Maulvi Abdul Ghaffar was killed by Pakistani troops in South Waziristan on Sept. 26th after he rejoined the Taliban.

Slimane Hadj Abderrahmane went back to Denmark where he initially threatened to sue the US over 'unlawful detention'. However, he has recently announced his intentions of dropping the suit and leaving Scandinavia to join the Chechen jihadis fighting in Russia.

Abdullah Mehsud returned to Pakistan where he recently mastermined the kidnapping of two Chinese nationals. Both hostages were killed and the Pakistanis are presently in an intense manhunt trying to capture him.

If any of you knows the fate of any of the other released prisoners, I'd love to hear from you.

Other bloggers running the Willie Horton of Gitmo story: (Hat tip to James Joyner) Steve Green, Sean Hackbarth, Digger, Right on Red, Six Meat Buffet, Llama Butchers

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October 18, 2004

Electoral Vote Predictions

(Post by Bravo Romeo Delta)

So far, you've probably are already familiar with some of the more popular electoral vote predictors and election guesstimation sites. Two of the bigger ones are Election Projection (pro-Bush), and Electoral Vote (pro-Kerry). While both these sites seem to be making a solid effort to be, like, fair and stuff, they aren't bastions of statistical accuracy.

But there are some places to get much more accurate and thoroughly reasoned analysis of the elections with some links and current predictions, based on current polling data.
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