December 06, 2005

Religion of Peace Jamboree

(Riyadh, Saudi Arabia) Kings and presidents of the 57 nations comprising the Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC) will meet for an emergency summit meeting tomorrow in the city of Mecca. Saudi King Abdullah bin Abdel Aziz called the meeting to discuss the Muslim world's pressing issues and predicaments. According to OIC officials, the meeting's emphasis will be "reforming, restructuring, and redefining the OIC charter and its mission."

Specific agenda items to be considered include:

- Adoption of a 10-year plan to restructure the Islamic nation,

- Approve a name change for the OIC to "Organization of Islamic Countries,"

- Discuss and implement proposals to address Islamophobia,

- Implement a strengthened Islamic academy of jurists to issue unified fatwas,

- Discuss and implement reduced obstacles to trade and business among Muslim countries,

- Discuss proposals for the empowerment of women, and

- Discuss a proposal for OIC member countries to collectively design and build a passenger plane. Late-night joke writers take note.

My thinking is that the idea of unified fatwas should have been implemented long ago. The current system seems to allow anyone to issue a fatwa about anything at any time. In my estimation, there are more controls on fortune cookies than fatwas.

Notably, the leaders of all 57 member states of the OIC have been invited to the meeting with the exception of non-Muslim leaders. Non-Muslims are not allowed in Mecca (Makkah). According to OIC spokesman Atta Mannan, "Reports in the local media that they would monitor the proceedings on closed circuit television in Jeddah are not true," he said. "We can't expect the heads of state to sit in Jeddah while the summit is taking place in Makkah," he said. "They will, however, be represented by high-level delegations."

OIC Secretary General Ekmeleddin Ihsanoglu stated that the body wants to have a significant role in resolutions adopted by the UN. He also stated that the OIC should have a seat on the UN Security Council. The summit is planned to end on Thursday.

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Posted by: Mike Pechar at 02:40 AM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 This should be a productive meeting. On par with all the others in the past that have produced so many changes and benefits. Just some thoughts on this one: Adoption of a 10 year plan to restructure the Islamic Nation.......to include Britain, France, Spain, Germany, Italy, Sweden, Holland and Denmark Discuss proposals for the empowerment of women....by providing them with better kitchen appliances and heavier, more durable burqas, possibly without the pesky breathing holes. Discuss a proposal for OIC member countries to design and build a passenger plane.......economics are promising since issues such as performance and durability are negated due to each plane only having to make a one way trip. As a side note, design and construction in the Middle East has a completely different meaning. Since memorising the Koran doesn't make one an engineer, design and construction translates as "we'll write the cheques, pay the bribes and get the infidels to do all the work for us - as we have done with every other project considered to be a source of national pride in the region".

Posted by: Graeme at December 06, 2005 06:09 AM (Bfqxr)

2 They should not limit themselves to opening up trade within Muslim countries, they should ponder buisness with all countries. Egypt comes to mind. India. This should also be lumped in with Empowerment of Muslim women. Enough of handicapping your economy by forbidding the contributions of women. Pick up a glove and get in the game!

Posted by: Dave K at December 06, 2005 09:03 AM (YaR8u)

3 An ideal opportunity for ridding the world of such human garbage in one foul swoop. If only I had a tactical bomb...

Posted by: Jester at December 06, 2005 02:03 PM (wBDaS)

4 ...and if non-muslims are not allowed in Mecca why do we let muslims into the west?

Posted by: Jester at December 06, 2005 02:05 PM (wBDaS)

5 Sounds to me like a good place for a tactial nuke to show up unannounced.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 06, 2005 03:16 PM (0yYS2)

6 Ha. A muslim passenger plane. How do you build a aircraft with a big hump on top? Friggin camel jockeys couldn't build a ball point pen.

Posted by: greyrooster at December 07, 2005 04:31 AM (OvTKg)

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