Good News
PA leader not coming to New York for UN opener

Bad News
The most corrupt world institution is in New York

Lesson: Wait, you mean there's a lesson here?

Good News
Soldier cleared of detainee abuse charges

Bad News
Left celebrating Katrina catastrophe as end of empire

Lesson: Detain a Leftist.

Good News
Press: Arafat died due to stroke

Bad News
Arab press still claiming Arafat poisoned by JOOS

Worse News
Reformist in Yemen press routinely harrassed, beaten, killed.

Better News:
Indian Press reports Arafat died of the AIDS

Lesson: Bomb al Jazeera &Yemen, drop Indian newspapers on Middle East

Good News
Members of both parties pay final respects at Rehquist funeral

Bad News
Non-partisan good will goes no farther than the cemetery

Lesson: When funeral crashing, make sure you claim to be an independent

Good News
Tee-shirts blaming liberals for Katrina response catastrophe

Bad News
Bumper stickers blaming Republicans for Katrina response catastrophe

Lesson: It's only funny when you it's the other guy.

Good News
Steve the Llama Butcher is missing, INDCent Bill blamed

Bad News
Robocop star Peter Weller is a Professor of History at Syracuse University

Lesson: Buckaroo Bonzai is a FREAKING PROFESSOR AT FREAKIN SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY?!?!?!!!!!!!

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