February 13, 2006

Peas Be Upon You

I'll be busy most of today. If you have an interesting link, feel free to drop it here or send a trackback so we can issue a fatwa. While I'm away, imagine Islamic whirled peas. (dar al Islam--the house of peas)

Religion of peas throws rocks at British soldiers, soldiers respond by beating the hell out of them.

Green: sacred color of Islam, Notre Dame, and peas.

Daily Tarhreel runs Muhammed pics (peas be upon him).

Iran uses nukes for peasful purposes. U.S. planning strike on peas factory.

Peas in our time.

Peas out RINOS.

Happy 1 year anniversary to The Nose on Your Face.

Posted by: Rusty at 10:05 AM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
Post contains 113 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Hilarious! Good one!

Posted by: Wild Thing at February 13, 2006 11:38 AM (qrCVJ)

2 I never understood the saying, "Peas through superior firepower." Now it is all coming together for me.

Posted by: Vonski at February 13, 2006 11:46 AM (Srmrz)

3 Isn't the Daily Tarheel the same newspaper who fired a columnist for comparing muslims to terrorists? It's an interesting position turnaround in such a short time.

Posted by: JD at February 13, 2006 11:53 AM (fW1cW)

4 Halal peas - so each pea is slaughtered as dictated by islamic law? That's some painstaking work. Imagine how many poor, defenseless peas die this way every year. Aren't there any vegetable rights groups to speak out against this abuse?

Posted by: Graeme at February 13, 2006 12:37 PM (dwsnL)

5 "Give peas a chance". This slogan is from the Council on American-Peas Relations, in the hope that Americans will treat peas with more respect.

Posted by: jesusland joe at February 13, 2006 12:58 PM (rUyw4)

6 MAJOR SLIP-UP BY IRANIAN PRESIDENT Okay. I have heard some "slips of the tongue" before but this one in this article is a real gem. Here is the part of the article I'm talking about. Remember this is President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: "In the name of the IAEA, they want to visit all our nuclear facilities and learn our defense capabilities, but we won't allow them to do this." What a dope. If Iran's nukes are only for energy then how are we going to find out anything about their defenses by examining them! George.....call in the marines!!!

Posted by: CG at February 13, 2006 01:06 PM (/mgJ6)

7 Hi there! Don't no if someone already posted this movie: "soldiers respond by beating the hell out of them" http://astream.com/links/notw/together_300.asx

Posted by: Dan at February 13, 2006 01:19 PM (Z2OsI)

8 Visialise whirled peas

Posted by: sandpiper at February 13, 2006 01:38 PM (AFJdY)

9 Implacable = "impossible to apPEAS" don't forget to visit me, at.... http://islamcomicbook.com/ ....OR ELSE! And, remember, "No peas till we've had our just deserts."

Posted by: Muckmud The Implacable at February 13, 2006 02:12 PM (PRPDu)

10 Peas On The Koran! Peas On The Koran!

Posted by: Steve Sharon at February 13, 2006 04:07 PM (iYARJ)

11 HO HO HO...Green Towelhead!

Posted by: Steve Sharon at February 13, 2006 04:07 PM (iYARJ)

Hide Comments | Add Comment

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
19kb generated in CPU 0.6421, elapsed 1.0082 seconds.
118 queries taking 0.9491 seconds, 249 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.