September 08, 2005

Good News, Bad News

Good News
PA leader not coming to New York for UN opener

Bad News
The most corrupt world institution is in New York

Lesson: Wait, you mean there's a lesson here?

Good News
Soldier cleared of detainee abuse charges

Bad News
Left celebrating Katrina catastrophe as end of empire

Lesson: Detain a Leftist.

Good News
Press: Arafat died due to stroke

Bad News
Arab press still claiming Arafat poisoned by JOOS

Worse News
Reformist in Yemen press routinely harrassed, beaten, killed.

Better News:
Indian Press reports Arafat died of the AIDS

Lesson: Bomb al Jazeera &Yemen, drop Indian newspapers on Middle East

Good News
Members of both parties pay final respects at Rehquist funeral

Bad News
Non-partisan good will goes no farther than the cemetery

Lesson: When funeral crashing, make sure you claim to be an independent

Good News
Tee-shirts blaming liberals for Katrina response catastrophe

Bad News
Bumper stickers blaming Republicans for Katrina response catastrophe

Lesson: It's only funny when you it's the other guy.

Good News
Steve the Llama Butcher is missing, INDCent Bill blamed

Bad News
Robocop star Peter Weller is a Professor of History at Syracuse University

Lesson: Buckaroo Bonzai is a FREAKING PROFESSOR AT FREAKIN SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY?!?!?!!!!!!!

Posted by: Rusty at 08:55 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 it still cant believe when they came to kidnap the journalist, they were driving a military car. the yemen government really is obscene. thank for the linkie rusty.

Posted by: Jane at September 08, 2005 09:06 AM (ywZa8)

2 Hard to believe...not nearly as hard to believe, though, as PETER WELLER BEING A FREAKING PROFESSOR!!!!!!

Posted by: Rusty at September 08, 2005 09:22 AM (JQjhA)

3 The traditional Arabic coffee pot is an interesting creation. Full of dangley bangles, chains and whatnot. Furthermore the lid is hollow and the would put stones into that lid. Why? So, it could not be opened without someone knowing it. Why? That someone could be putting poison into it. Isn't it interesting this news is coming out right after the very public murder/execution/hit of Arafish's cousin?

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at September 08, 2005 09:27 AM (muDcQ)

4 That is 'interesting'. But, WHAT ABOUT PETER WELLERGATE!! Next we'll learn that Scott Baio is Professor of Sociology at UCLA.

Posted by: Rusty at September 08, 2005 10:00 AM (JQjhA)

5 Scott Baio would never dirty himself teaching Moonbat Crystal worship classes at Commie Univ! Scott Would teach a class with class like, how to properly utilize a headband or, how to nail older babes.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 08, 2005 11:23 AM (5ceWd)

6 The liberal hollywood celeberties will have NO BLOOD FOR OIL bumper stcikers on their limos while driving to GREENPEACE HQ to oppse drilling in the ANWR what bunch of two faced idiots

Posted by: sandpiper at September 08, 2005 01:49 PM (uo3LX)

7

Yes, but does Peter Weller still wear fake glasses without any glass in them?

And does his jet car still diesel when he turns it off?

And what WAS that watermelon there for, anyway?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Posted by: Anachronda at September 08, 2005 03:41 PM (NmR1a)

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