November 09, 2004

The New York Slimes

by Demosophist

Back in 1996 I got a phone solicitation from the New York Times and on the spur of the moment decided it'd be a good idea to subscribe.  After about three weeks I noticed that I hadn't seen a paper, and wandered down to the front desk to see if someone might be leaving it in my box.  At the time I lived in a high rise just inside the beltway.  Well, it turned out that rather than deliver the paper to me, or even leave it for me at the desk, the Times delivery service was just driving up to the front of the building and dumping papers intended for the residents unceremoniously onto the sidewalk.



So I called and cancelled the subscription.  Nonetheless, for the next six months I got nasty letters from the circulation department demanding that I pay my bill, until a threatened to take my complaint to a White House intern I happened to know.  (I don't know what the heck he could have done, but it sounded impressive.)

At that point I stopped getting bills.

So after that harrowing experience I wasn't shocked when the Howell Raines controversy broke.  And I'd almost forgotten about the way they pandered to the UN when they distorted the Al Qaqaa non-incident into... something.  But now they're  whining for an assassin's bullet to undo the election and I've about had enough.  It may be time someone started using the "s-word."

(Cross-posted by Demosophist to Demosophia and Anticipatory Retaliation)

Posted by: Demosophist at 02:25 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 You must be kidding. They're one of the largest newspaper organizations in the world. Of course they have glitches from time-to-time. Typical crude stereotyping from you guys. See the world like you want to see it.

Posted by: give it up at November 09, 2004 03:53 AM (ASZ8c)

2 And do you really have to be so crude about it? Can't you just criticize the paper in a civilized way without calling them "The New York Slimes"? That's pathetic. This is why our country is going to hell. Elevate the dialog, beeotches.

Posted by: give it up at November 09, 2004 03:56 AM (ASZ8c)

3 Hey give it up! Fitting name, why don't you practice your name? You no like, you come here. Freedom of speech so here's one for you: FUCK OFF!

Posted by: Vinnyboy at November 09, 2004 07:10 AM (ptOpl)

4 "Elevate the dialog, beeotches" That comment popped the irony fuse on my computer...

Posted by: Sharp as a Marble at November 09, 2004 12:19 PM (VxPRK)

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