September 01, 2004

Moving to Romania, Sorry No More Blogging

I am expecting a Full Professorial appointment any day now:

A Star Wars acedemy that teaches about the religion of the Jedi, use of the light sabre and speaking in Wookiee has opened its doors in Romania.

Adrian Pavel, who runs the country's Star Wars Club, decided to found the Jedi Academy after getting so many questions from fellow fans on how they can be more like their heroes in the Star Wars films.

He told local daily Libertatea: "We have meetings and lectures, and we dress like Jedis, but this is no longer enough. We'll soon learn how to handle the light sabres in academy classes.

"The academy is open to everybody. There is a quiz with 100 questions that will cover even the darkest aspects of the Star Wars phenomenon that needs to be done in 24 hours. Anyone who passes quiz will have a place in the Jedi Academy."

The academy is also offering special modules for true devotees, like cooking some of the dishes seen in the Star Wars films including Wookiee Cookies, Princess Leia Danish donughts, Sand Trooper sandwiches and Twin Sun toasts.

Posted by: Rusty at 05:23 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 When you get there, will you rename your blog "My Pet Jar-Jar"?

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster at September 01, 2004 06:06 PM (yucew)

2 Jar-Jar? Never heard of him. Is that like some gay version of those miniature Wookies in Revenge? Filthy beasts!

Posted by: RS at September 01, 2004 08:30 PM (JQjhA)

3 Gay miniature wookies. A.S. would approve.

Posted by: Brian B at September 02, 2004 10:41 AM (OnnW3)

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