June 03, 2005

Lowly Adjunct Suffers Ignominious End

By Demosophist

Well, we know how that goes, don't we? Typically adjuncts are treated with about as much collegial respect as third-string badminton players, but this case takes the impertinence to a new level. After being shot by his wife with a 0.38 cal. Taurus, Bill McGuire, an adjunct professor at New Jersey Institute of Technology, was dismembered with a power saw, packed in three cheap suitcases, and tossed in the Chesapeake. Ouch!

(Cross-posted by Demosophist to Demosophia and Anticipatory Retaliation)

Posted by: Demosophist at 08:49 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 As Kim Jong Il: The Puppet would say... Da deswuction of that interrectuar was inedidable!!!

Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2005 01:41 AM (WUwLB)

2 Why, that's lower'n a snake's belly. Does sorta put how I been treated into perspective, tho. Shoulda used better suitcases or a chipper. Martin

Posted by: Martin at June 04, 2005 02:49 PM (O8kMC)

3 Talk about a terminal case of no respect!

Posted by: joe-6-pack at June 04, 2005 09:54 PM (56o+S)

4 A fitting end if he had been Ward Churchill.

Posted by: Carlos at June 04, 2005 10:41 PM (UWO6N)

5 Lord knows Churchill's ex wives would have had plenty of motive.

Posted by: Oyster at June 05, 2005 09:43 AM (YudAC)

6 Editor: Don't ask what rock I've been hiding under for the last year, but I just saw "Team America" the other day and couldn't stop laughing. "Amer-i-ca...FUCK YEAH!"

Posted by: osamabeenthere at June 05, 2005 02:05 PM (B9hEP)

7 Cornell, sorry if I offended you...I'm certainly not known for using clean language in here! I was actually just quoting the lyrics in the movie's main theme song. Don't let the FCC fine me, 'kay? I wouldn't want to have a wardrobe malfunction in here.

Posted by: osamabeenthere at June 05, 2005 04:44 PM (B9hEP)

8 If he was a left wing nutty professor I might have carried her suitcases for her. Just kidding. not

Posted by: Scrapiron at June 06, 2005 12:32 AM (ywZa8)

9 Well, we know she was NOT a Secular Humanist.

Posted by: Neil Reinhardt at June 06, 2005 03:14 AM (Jq8H8)

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