April 26, 2005

Letter From the Klan to My University

Here is the letter:

Dear Joos and Students at ZOG University,

You had better get your cracker asses out of there before we come burn a cross.

Love,
Klu Klux Klan

PS- If you don't want us to come after Dr. Rusty Shackleford, known Zionist, you better force him to spend the rest of the afternoon fishing or there will be consequences.

PPS-You better send that one student with him. You know, the one that sits on the front row, with the skirt, or we will proceed to wreak havoc.

PPPS-Send beer with student or your university is toast.

Posted by: Rusty at 12:26 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 Naughty naugty.

Posted by: Beck at April 26, 2005 12:35 PM (ZyH0M)

2 I sincerely hope that she is charged and brought to trial.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 26, 2005 12:38 PM (x+5JB)

3 It is like she has known me all my life. She speaks to me, in my own language. Name her Poet Lauriat immediately.

Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 26, 2005 12:43 PM (Wsn+K)

4 You gotta wonder about Liberalism when they end up in bed with allies like the Klan and islamofascists, marxists and anti-Americanists of every stripe. Hey Libs, that should tell you something.

Posted by: Carlos at April 26, 2005 12:54 PM (8e/V4)

5 Ship that bunch of momzers to the Antartic -- quickly. Better yet, ship those schmucks to the outer reaches of the Sudan, bury them up to their necks in sand, pour honey on their heads and wait for the sand fleas and other desert insects to visit.

Posted by: Bubbe at April 26, 2005 01:34 PM (1/Gkk)

6 Now we know the real reason you are anonymous. LOL

Posted by: Tom at April 26, 2005 02:42 PM (9geoP)

7 Yup ;-)

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 26, 2005 05:22 PM (JQjhA)

8 Hmm. Both the papers I read had big articles about this story last weekend. Haven't seen any mention of this development, though - and I doubt I will. This sort of thing seems to be not all that uncommon. There have been a couple of similar instances here in Arizona in the past year or so. Of course, the sensational stories of racists run amok gets national attention and then when the perpetrator of the hoax is discovered to be the supposed victim it doesn't warrant anything but local coverage.

Posted by: Suburban Guy at April 26, 2005 08:32 PM (kBfY4)

9 Is Klu Klux Klan a terrorist organization in your standards? Seems like one to me.

Posted by: Mr. Finn at April 27, 2005 02:35 AM (cWMi4)

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