February 23, 2006

Al-Aqsa Fugitive Not Caught (Killed)

A Few days ago Mohammed Shtawi swore he would never be caught and prosecuted for his terrorist activity against Israel. He was just as right then as he is dead now.

Yahoo News : One of those killed Thursday was identified as Mohammed Shtawi, a top Al Aqsa fugitive. On Wednesday, Shtawi told an AP reporter that earlier in the day soldiers surrounded his hideout for five hours, but he and several friends slipped away. "They will never catch me," he said at the time.
Excuse me but you were caught just right before you wereÂ…Oh never mind. [sarcasm]He was brave too, hiding in a crawl space when authorities arrived[/sarcasm]. As Rusty says, "Now is the time at The Jawa Report when we dance!"

Posted by: Howie at 04:36 PM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 Howie: The yahoo link isn't.

Posted by: forest hunter at February 23, 2006 04:41 PM (Fq6zR)

2 Yeah I fisked it. Pardon me.

Posted by: Howie at February 23, 2006 04:49 PM (D3+20)

3 One more down! Denmark sent a card to the bastards family. Guess what it read? Thats right, BUY DANISH!

Posted by: Leatherneck at February 23, 2006 04:59 PM (D2g/j)

4 Didn't this guy realise that the universe never shys away from a dare? If you say proudly that you'll never get caught, the Cosmic Joker is pretty much obligated to screw you over. As for the crawl space, I'm sure that it was a fearsome mujahedin crawl space.

Posted by: Graeme at February 23, 2006 05:59 PM (Ja7dY)

5 Yeah, Graeme, dark, too! Very scary!

Posted by: jesusland joe at February 23, 2006 06:41 PM (rUyw4)

6 Dance is right, I am dancing.

Posted by: Wild Thing at February 23, 2006 06:50 PM (tj1zH)

7 I think the appopriate step is "The Worm".

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at February 23, 2006 07:06 PM (RHG+K)

8 Another one of Michael Moron's Minutemen, (and a hero to libtards everywhere), goes down like the little punk-ass bitch he was.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 23, 2006 07:57 PM (0yYS2)

9 Ah the brave mujahedin, bravely slitting throats, beheading and brandishing weapons, when IDF comes running with their guns drawn, found cowering in a crawlspace above the toilet.

Posted by: MathewK at February 23, 2006 09:49 PM (pVHqF)

10 Good riddance, just read that they got one of zarqawis boys too, a good days work all round I think. Check the good news here: Al-Qaida in Iraq's leader killed http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=288252006 Was slightly disappointed as from the headline thought it might have been zarqawi

Posted by: dave clarke at February 24, 2006 04:42 AM (V8wjL)

11 That dog-gone Shin Beit anyway! They are always killing the bastards instead of handcuffing them!

Posted by: goesh at February 24, 2006 07:44 AM (vX0fY)

12 I just want to second what Mathewk just said. These animals are real brave when it comes to blowing up Jewish women and kids in icecream parlors. You know this scum peed and crapped all over himself when armed Jews came for him. Gut shoot 'em and throw them convulsing on top of the nearest mosque and move on to the next target - what else can you do? I still say the civilized world needs to give IDF 200 billion and tell them to eradicate terrorists the world over.

Posted by: goesh at February 24, 2006 08:12 AM (1w6Ud)

13 It's times like these that I wish there was a hell.

Posted by: Oyster at February 24, 2006 11:03 AM (YudAC)

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