May 03, 2005

I've got the biggest balls of all

Dean responds in a post titled Where are your balls? to my earlier rant on Islam.

The reason I'm pestering you Dean and not Dr. Hessabalah, is because you are a friend. I'm not interested in engaging Muslims who wish to rewrite history. That is a dialogue they need to be having with themselves. I don't know what true Islam is and frankly I don't care. What I care about are actions. And not just the actions performed by the jihadis, but the actions of mainstream Islam in regards to basic human rights such as the ability to choose one's own religion. Something forbidden in all but the most extreme liberal circles of that faith.

If Dr. Hessabalah was really concerned with convincing fellow Muslims of the error of their ways then why is he not writing in Arabic, Persian, Malay, etc.? Instead, he tries to convince us that Islam does not require infidels to be murdered. As a member of CAIR's Media Relations arm I'm not surprised that he would focus on convincing us that Islam is mmmkay, peaceful, but that is the nature of expansionist religions. You put your best face forward when trying to get new recruits or when trying to defend the faith.

I hope and pray liberal Islam eventually succeeds in replacing mainstream and conservative Islam. But when sincere liberal Muslims, historical revisionists, and liars wishing to put a shiny happy face on Islam in an attempt to convince we infidels and people of the book of Islam's peaceful nature.....well, it sort of chaps my hide. To liberal Muslims I say stop trying to convince we skeptics of the merits of your religion. Instead, convince the jihadis and Islamofascists who intentionally murder civillians for the good of the umma and mainstream theologians who embrace the fascist idea that while it is ok for an infidel to become a Muslim, it is forbidden for a Muslim to become an infidel.

So what bothers me is a) I admire Dean b) I hate to see a friend play the dhimmi.

On a personal note the immortal words of AC/DC come to mind: Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Indeed.

Posted by: Rusty at 08:18 AM | Comments (17) | Add Comment
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1 My balls are always bouncing My ballroom's always full everybody comes and comes again If your name is on the guestlist no one can take you higher. everbody says I've got great balls of fire.

Posted by: Howie at May 03, 2005 08:41 AM (D3+20)

2 Oh, man, now I realize just how gay those words look on the screen. For some reason they never seemed gay when AC/DC was singing them.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at May 03, 2005 08:53 AM (JQjhA)

3 Hey "Prof.", do they clank when you walk? hehehehe

Posted by: Salamander at May 03, 2005 08:58 AM (V40IZ)

4 But are your balls chocolate and salty?

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at May 03, 2005 09:27 AM (XJH9e)

5 Rusty callin' me gay???!!!. It's like I've been "Kicked in the Teeth again". Oh well, some times you loose some times you win.

Posted by: Howie at May 03, 2005 09:28 AM (D3+20)

6 Howie, no I mean those words as written are gay. And I freaking wrote them first!! Excuse me while I move to San Francisco.......

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at May 03, 2005 09:31 AM (JQjhA)

7 I'd go with Dean on that. You have no balls and are copping out. The only reason you're pestering Dean is because you are a greaser and are creaming for links. So gay Rusty. Make up an excuse to link to Dean and then write the rest of the post as though you were addressing one of your imagined Islamic liberals, hmmm. Go back to school, 3 out of 10.

Posted by: republican at May 03, 2005 09:42 AM (Bpvcg)

8 Well if your lookin for trouble. I am the man to see.

Posted by: Howie at May 03, 2005 09:44 AM (D3+20)

9 "Republican", go check my Sitemeter. I don't need traffic from Dean like I once did, but I do consider him a friend (in the blog sense) and he was kind enough to link me when I was a small fry and no one else would.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at May 03, 2005 10:31 AM (JQjhA)

10 The "people" of CAIR are at the forefront of deceptively calling for "Civil Rights for Muslims" while the list of Islamic atrocities grows everyday worldwide. CAIR "people" appeared out of the blue after September 11, 2001 to fill American airwaves and print. The founder of the Texas chapter of CAIR was just tried, convicted and sentenced for links to "terrorists" which makes him a "terrorist" too. They find many "useful idiots" in ISM and other groups spawned for the "identity" challenged.

Posted by: When do the 90% start making blood libel against the 10%? at May 03, 2005 11:18 AM (Kl6RB)

11 Rusty, it might be easier for liberal Islam to succeed conservative Islam if there weren't conservatives like you bragging about deficating on their holy book. You do this to supposedly ask for a fatwa as if you are a martyr but you blog anonymously and are constantly reminding everyone how scared you are about what might happen if you didn't. You contradict yourself way too much.

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2005 04:52 PM (jcSwY)

12 Yes, let's invite all of the "fidels" over for cake and ice cream! Then we can watch PBS together! Yeaaaah, that's the ticket! Well it's time for beddy bye, got to put my tie-dyed pj's on! Up early tomorrow for my "I'm okay and You're an okay killer" class with Professor O'Nutlesspunk at ExceptionalTruth University! Legalize Truth!

Posted by: Stranded in America at May 03, 2005 08:22 PM (uPGkn)

13 Yep, Jim. The entire muslim world would instantly become progressive Universalist Unitarians if only Rusty wasn't blogging. That's brilliant.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at May 03, 2005 09:46 PM (xauGB)

14 I have to agree with Rusty. In my conversation with a whabbi, he told me that dhimmis are inferior, apostates should be killed, and just now, that 9/11 was justified because there was a bible in saudi arabia, all the while quoting the Koran. I do think though that some muslims want a secular, pluralistic, and democratic government.

Posted by: Jane at May 04, 2005 09:09 AM (ywZa8)

15 "I do think though that some muslims want a secular, pluralistic, and democratic government."-Jane Really Jane, don't go out on a limb now.

Posted by: greg at May 04, 2005 10:26 AM (/+dAV)

16 Hold the phone! Jane talked to an extra special Muslim that happens to represent all the Muslims in the world. I am changing my tune. All Muslims are evil! Rusty is right!!!!

Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2005 11:36 AM (jcSwY)

17 I specifically said thats not the viewpoint of all Muslims but it is the very firm viewpoint of some. That cant be denied.

Posted by: Jane at May 04, 2005 12:16 PM (ywZa8)

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