December 05, 2005

The Erotic Bible Calendar


Finally a calendar that says "I'm Christian" and "I love to lust after nude women" all in one. Move over Hooker Headers, here comes the erotic bible calendar! I'm thinking that Professor Chaos might finally be won over to Jebus with this one.

You can see some of the calendar here. (NSFW or Church or Synagogue and definitely NSFM [not safe for mosque]) Unfortunately for you pervs, the calendar is sold out.

Perhaps the most disturbing thing about this--besides the fact that's it's a fundraiser for a Christian youth group--is the fact that there is a disclaimer on the site that reveals that some of the models were under 18. So, is this German 'Christian' organization peddling child-porn for Jesus?

I guess that simply being nude doesn't meet the legal requirement for child pornography, but it is kind of creepy. I mean, exactly what do these people think guys are going to be doing while looking at these hot young chicks in erotic poses? Contemplating the mysteries of the Trinity?

Apparently the kids who were over 16 but under 18 had permission from their parents to pose nude for the calendar. Yeah, I'll let my little Grettle pose nude, I mean, as long as it's for Christ. This is equally disturbing. Reuters:

A German Protestant youth group has put together a 2006 calendar with 12 staged photos depicting erotic scenes from the Bible, including a bare-breasted Delilah cutting Samson's hair and a nude Eve offering an apple.

"There's a whole range of biblical scriptures simply bursting with eroticism," said Stefan Wiest, the 32-year-old photographer who took the titillating pictures.

Anne Rohmer, 21, poses on a doorstep in garters and stockings as the prostitute Rahab, who is mentioned in both New and Old Testaments. "We wanted to represent the Bible in a different way and to interest young people," she told Reuters.

"Anyway, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that you are forbidden to show yourself nude."

Apparently German Bibles don't have all that stuff about lusting after women and such. Hat tip: FARK

Posted by: Rusty at 03:31 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 First Gutenberg, and now this. Those Germans are really on the cutting edge of Biblical production... but I have to question the, um, quality of the models. I'm just sayin, is all.

Posted by: Wine-aholic at December 05, 2005 03:42 PM (Wsn+K)

2 mmm....Genesis 3, anyone? Maybe they didn't get that far in their Bible study yet before someone came up with the calendar idea.... I almost posted about this yesterday with the title "unclear on the concept", but I figured they wouldn't need the publicity.

Posted by: See-Dubya at December 05, 2005 03:43 PM (1EyVw)

3 Don't forget America != Europe, the United Kingdom for example has the age of consent set at sixteen. I believe Samantha Fox first posed topless in the Sun tabloid newspaper at the age of sixteen.

Posted by: dave at December 05, 2005 04:50 PM (CcXvt)

4 I've lived and worked in Germany for a number of years. Loved the place and people - but they are one strange people and all over the map on values with everything subject to change in 15 minutes. A lil' bit like the Weimar Republic - life is a cabaret and nude calendars shot in churches with underage girls.

Posted by: hondo at December 05, 2005 04:50 PM (3aakz)

5 Somewhere, Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are each lying on the floor of their office having oxygen administered by a paramedic. This should prove nicely a fundamental difference between Islam and Christianity. Let's wait and see how many fatal riots occur around the world over this.

Posted by: Graeme at December 05, 2005 05:04 PM (J8y8z)

6 There's not likely to be too much titillation over this calendar, that one girl's a straight-up dog.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 05, 2005 05:28 PM (0yYS2)

7 Hmmm, Grame, interesting idea. "Erotic Koran Calendar: Featurning 72 Underage Girls"

Posted by: Macktastick Rusty Wicked at December 05, 2005 05:41 PM (JQjhA)

8 I wish these fools would do a Koran calendar. I can see it now, or maybe I can't see it at all. Let's see, the girl in the burqa posing in front of the Al Akba-al Queds mosque, and the girl posing on the beach in her burqa-suit, and the girl walking down the runway in her stylish stretch burqa, and well...are you getting the picture?

Posted by: jesusland joe at December 05, 2005 05:44 PM (rUyw4)

9 Dude, what the f is wrong with German people? /Kyle voice

Posted by: Maureen at December 05, 2005 05:48 PM (ny5O/)

10 Germans really are a lively bunch. My favorite bartender is from Germany. She said when the wall came down and all those damn commies (her words) swarmed over she wished they'd all just go back and replace the wall. She couldn't stand it and was happy to move to the states and become a citizen. She's learned English fluently but learned it in the south. Now she has a southern twang with a German accent. She's a real character.

Posted by: Oyster at December 06, 2005 05:53 AM (YudAC)

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