March 01, 2005

4 Sale

Slightly used Mercedes for sale.

Posted by: Bravo Romeo Delta at 02:02 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Ahh, Crazy Vaclav's Car Lot...

Posted by: Venom at March 01, 2005 02:47 PM (dbxVM)

2 I dunno, I'm not crazy about the scratch on the right front bumper. It could indicate that this driver was a bit reckless.

Posted by: Confederate Yankee at March 01, 2005 02:58 PM (C5gjM)

3 Air holes make the car go faster, I hear. It's a good thing I always wear a piece of the true Cross.

Posted by: Wine-aholic at March 01, 2005 03:02 PM (Wsn+K)

4 Better than those silly decals!

Posted by: Dumbo_the_Elephant at March 01, 2005 03:04 PM (E11IA)

5 My Russian is a little rusty but if i read it right they're throwing the blood stains at no extra charge.

Posted by: bullwinkle at March 01, 2005 03:08 PM (9KpI+)

6 Apparently in Russia AC comes standard.

Posted by: Brian B at March 01, 2005 03:41 PM (CouWh)

7 But I must hand it to the Deutch Teknik on the G-kasa ... the armor works baby hahahahah.

Posted by: Salamander at March 01, 2005 04:02 PM (F26eZ)

8 Any chance of a new paint job being thrown in?

Posted by: Bubbe at March 01, 2005 07:29 PM (4BlQ+)

9 Hey y'all don't read Cyrillic. It's an '05, only 1000 miles, 5 liter engine - and a bargain at $12,200. The color is "black metallic" - although I suspect there's a teensy bit more of the metallic part showing through now. My one question would be on the fate of the prior owner - in other words, is there going to be a messy cleanup job required on the interior?

Posted by: Suburban Guy at March 01, 2005 11:49 PM (kBfY4)

10 Oh, by the way, I forget to mention, they say the condition is "good." Not excellent, mind you, but "good."

Posted by: Suburban Guy at March 01, 2005 11:55 PM (kBfY4)

11 Didn't read further down. It's for sale in Minsk. This explains why in all the pictures I didn't see a single palm tree in the background. Apparently White Russia - Belarus is how I think it's spelled now - isn't the friendly place it's been painted to be.

Posted by: Suburban Guy at March 02, 2005 12:27 AM (kBfY4)

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