1 Honestly, it wasn't even worth the fisk.

2 I've done better. hehehehe

3 It was worth the fisk.

4 Owned.

1 Why doesn't this surprise me. The Aussies have always been a class act. Australia will never fear anything as America will always remember what a great nation and true friend they are. To the brave Aussies. These leftist idiots you read running their mouths don't run America. Your friends do. And we always will. They have big mouths. We have big everything else.

2 My friend Greyrooster, The Australian elite has chosen to inject the bodies of Australians into a war. That is bad news, not good news.

3 I don't talk to traitors.

4 My friend Greyrooster, Why have you not retracted those nasty words about Falluja? An apology would prove you're a gentleman and not a brute.

5 The Australian elite has chosen to inject the bodies of Australians into a war. The who have what? We have sent an additional 450 troops to support and protect a Japanese engineering contingent and to help train the new Iraqi police and defence forces. What exactly is your problem?

6 Well we Aussies are doing our bit for the progress of Iraq, unlike lefty apologists, appeasers, crooks, the French, the UN, Sean Penn et al. That we are continuing to follow the grand plan is very good news, despite traitorous, unjustified and unhelpful remarks from the likes of "Collin Baber". Well said greyrooster!

7 Dear AStext, Please elaborate.

8 WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? AND I WOULDN'T CARE WHAT PARTY HE REPRESENTED. My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains! the names of countries that have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China. To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. By the way Palestinians, we are no longer going to restrain Israel! I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty---starting now . We are sick and tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin." Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Go to Hell. God Bless America. Thank you and good night. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier!!!!!!!!!

9 Why was this not a headline on MSNBC, NYT, WPost, LAT, or ABC?

10 Why is the traitor back? I thought he was defecting to the workers paradise in Cuba.

11 Great Post Dave. F- off Collin & GReg.

12 Thanks OB. I just wish it was a reality.

13 The Bushian Warfare Cult does not have enough troops to occupy and secure Iraq.

14 Dave for president.

15 Might I say to Sir Dave.... I got that in a chain mail... and proudly say, that is the FIRST and ONLY chain mail I have ever set.... Three cheers to whoever wrote this!!!