July 19, 2005

Supreme Court Nominee

The announcement has been made that President Bush will reveal his nominee for the Supreme Court at 9pm EDT. My thought is that whoever is selected to go before the Senate Judiciary Committee for a thorough grilling has to be presently puckered, knowing full well that every single wart will be discussed and debated. It will be a professional and personal beating.

That is, except for one person, Dick Cheney. He's the only person that probably needs a couple weeks to unpucker from his recent, reported globally in 30 minutes, proctological exam. It seems that he would be a logical choice since he's been immunized to the personally penetrating process.

So, if President Bush desires to minimize pain in the confirmation process, he'll nominate Dick Cheney. And, what fun there would be.

Posted by: Mike Pechar at 03:44 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 I prefer Karl Rove.

Posted by: Rod Stanton at July 19, 2005 03:49 PM (Z6yVb)

2 I think it's high time that we had a JOOOOOOO on the Supreme Court. Yeah, let's completely meld this country with Israel. That's the ticket. Q:Why won't Israel ever become the 51st U.S. State? A:Because then they'd only own Two U.S. Senators!

Posted by: greg at July 19, 2005 04:49 PM (3D/yw)

3 Uh greg, ever hear of Ruth Bader GINSBURG??? So, were you born stupid, or did you go to school for it? All together now: Duu-UUU-uuuhhhhhhhhhhh.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 19, 2005 08:08 PM (0yYS2)

4 She's Jewish? Did not know that, thought she was Amish. One can't have too many Jews though, can they?

Posted by: greg at July 20, 2005 03:27 AM (3D/yw)

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