June 15, 2005
Bin Laden Alive and Well
If a TV reporter can interview a guy who says he knows where bin Laden is, why can't the CIA?
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Bin Laden alive and well (thanks readers):
Osama bin Laden is alive and in good health, as is fugitive Taliban chief Mullah Mohammed Omar, a purported senior commander of the ousted Afghan religious militia said in a TV interview broadcast Wednesday. Pakistan's Geo television broadcast the interview with a man it identified as Taliban military commander Mullah Akhtar Usmani, a former Afghan aviation minister who said he still receives instructions from Omar.
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"If a TV reporter can interview a guy who says he knows where bin Laden is, why can't the CIA?"
He's more valuable to US self-interests alive than dead. While he's alive, most military operations are justifiable. Once he's captured, all bets are off.
Mind you, I still think a plausible scenario is he'll be captured a few months before Bush's term ends - you know, just to keep the good feelings alive for whoever the GOP candidate will be.
Posted by: Venom at June 15, 2005 01:38 PM (dbxVM)
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That is one of the most tin-foil-hat inspired theories I've ever heard.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at June 15, 2005 01:38 PM (JQjhA)
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Meh the "self" in "self-interests" was redundant. Apologies.
Posted by: Venom at June 15, 2005 01:39 PM (dbxVM)
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I guess osama's been chimpin'.
Posted by: Carlos at June 15, 2005 01:39 PM (8e/V4)
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Alive and well and fugly as ever.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at June 15, 2005 01:41 PM (x+5JB)
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Well, damn...at least I'm healthy enough to type, eh? Hehehe...
Posted by: osamabinpostin' at June 15, 2005 01:50 PM (buka0)
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in a way isnt it better if he is alive, but always on the run....this way he cant really organize his people as affectively as he could from some safe and secure place...dead, well the islamic freakoids would only see him as some super martyer and would want revenge is such a way that they would try something stupid and spectacular
Posted by: THANOS35 at June 15, 2005 04:03 PM (CagjM)
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He's hiding on his secret moon base where he's working on his jihad death-ray. Oh, and he has a miniature clone of himself now, and has taken to wearing a silver colored foil suit with a Neru jacket.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at June 15, 2005 04:23 PM (0yYS2)
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IM, kind of like a mini-Me Dr.Evil???...lol...
Posted by: THANOS35 at June 15, 2005 04:38 PM (CagjM)
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