People who need to STFU:

Pat Robertson. Every time you open your mouth, you score one for Satan. Shut up and quit telling everyone they deserve what they got you idiot.

Ted Kennedy. I could expound on this one for a while, but I'm just sick of his fat, pompus ass.

Lindsey GrahamNearly everyone on the judicial committee. If you're being mean enough to make a woman cry, and you aren't eve talking TO that woman, then you need to reconsider what you're saying.

Ray Nagin. You're an idiot. You've been an idiot forever, but Katrina really brought it out in you. You've got a snowball's chance in hell of getting reelected because the people that didn't hate you before certainly do now. Shut up and go out with a little dignity already.

Chuck Schumer. The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Arnold Schwarzenegger. If you weren't the Terminator, no one would even notice the fact that you're Governor. I thought you ran as a Republican?

Judge Edward Cashman. The problem, you idiot, is that if you let him go, he's NOT going to get help, he's going to go rape more children. If that doesn't bother you, maybe we should lock the two of you up together and he can rape you for four years. Maybe then you'll have a different outlook on your sentencing.

I'm sure there are more, but I have to get back to work.

Update: OK. Thanks for the update on Graham. I'll admit I got hasty on that one.

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