February 12, 2006

Time Mag's Pathetic Shot At Bush (UPDATED)

Time has been salivating for months over the possibility of "getting" President Bush with juicy photos of the President with disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff. Time writers Adam Zagorin AND Matthew Cooper set the stage:

Just how close was the relationship between the White House and disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff?
Feel the tension? This is gonna be good. Maybe they caught Abramoff and the Prez in one of those unseemly man-hugs. Zagorin and Cooper continue to build the tension for their dramatic revelation:
Now, finally, the first such photo has come to light.
Wow! This should be juicy. I can hardly wait. And here...it...is...TA-DA. abramoff.jpg

What do you mean you don't see him. Right there! No...there...on the left, damnit, he's RIGHT THERE!...in the back...wait, we'll put a red circle around his head...

UPDATE: EXCLUSIVE, THE DREAD PUNDIT BLUTO HAS DISCOVERED ANOTHER INCRIMINATING PHOTO

abramoff2.jpg

President Bush throws out the first pitch at an MLB game

Also posted at The Dread Pundit Bluto and Vince Aut Morire.

Posted by: Bluto at 11:30 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 The infamous 5 photos! When is a picture not worth a thousand words? When the opposition boasts of them (some many weeks now) but somehow can't seem to actually show you them (for technical reasons???). I guess this is a taste. Its funny - there is probably some on the left salivating/drooling over this(?). Hey! Is that ... Rove on the far right! ... and isn't all the guests there ... Jews? Think of the possibilities!

Posted by: hondo at February 12, 2006 11:38 AM (fyKFC)

2 The photo by itself is worthless. However when viewed with a pair of secret Democratic infrared-gamma ray-spectrometer glasses or after drinking a Starbucks soy latte the telepathic streams of money passing from Abramoff's eyes to Bush become visible. Also visible are the mind control rays which Karl Rove uses to keep the President under control which allows him to secretly control the world.

Posted by: Graeme at February 12, 2006 12:01 PM (Xtiq0)

3 Where's Waldo?

Posted by: tele64 at February 12, 2006 12:03 PM (pSM02)

4 Wow, in the same room and everything. That's damning, man.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 12, 2006 12:15 PM (0yYS2)

5 TIME magazine is nothing more then another left-wing rag run and operated by the Conncil of Forgein Relations and other leftists

Posted by: sandpiper at February 12, 2006 01:55 PM (08Fdo)

6 They caught Bush in the act of.....shaking hands, while some guy identified as Abramoff is so far away as to be barely recognizable. Now that's a close relationship. Time Magazine and the Left are pathetic....and desperate....and stupid....and juvenile. And that's their good qualities.

Posted by: jesusland joe at February 12, 2006 02:36 PM (rUyw4)

7 Remember, it's not the veracity of the evidence, but the seriousness of the charge that counts. All liberals should be killed.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 12, 2006 04:54 PM (0yYS2)

8 Kilroy was here! No he's over there! NO WAIT! I think there fore I am, I think! Apologies to the Moody Blues.

Posted by: forest hunter at February 13, 2006 04:44 AM (Fq6zR)

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