February 04, 2006
Chuck Norris is Muhammed
Chuck Norris stars in Delta Force III: Revenge of the Ninja Muhammeds--Chuck Norris has converted. And this time, it's personal.
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So not only will the Total Gym get me a toned, sexy body with just three, 20 minute work-outs a week, but it will also make me a divine representative of God? Sign me up, Chuck!
Posted by: Graeme at February 04, 2006 12:31 PM (mrMBC)
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As Muslims we are required to respect all religions, be it people who are Christians, Jewish, Hindu e.tc.
So iÂ’m really surprised at the pictures published in the newspaper, and also of their false nature. Maybe people should read about Prophet Muhumad peace be upon him, and realise that he was a mercy to all mankind.
Attacking the prophet peace be upon him by drawing such pictures is attacking Muslims directly.
We dont draw pictures of other prophets like Abraham, Moses, Jesus, infact we respect them, and would never think to do such drawings.
Posted by: be at February 04, 2006 12:40 PM (WHX8b)
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Hey be,
So-freakin-what?
I think your Prophet is a pedophile and a mass-murderer. It's offensive to me that you say PBUH to such a man.
You don't see me threatening to boycott an entire country over it. And you certainly will never see me threaten violence over being offended. Such behavior is childish at best and uncivilized barbarism at worse.
Start worrying about them and leave we infidels alone.
Posted by: Rusty at February 04, 2006 12:46 PM (JQjhA)
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Man that site was eating up my virtual memory like they were going to stop making it tomorrow.
Posted by: Oyster at February 04, 2006 12:48 PM (YudAC)
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Oyster...dude, it's 2006.Trade in your dial-up and 486.You might get a six pack to drink while you load up your new spangled machine so you can join us.
Posted by: SondraK at February 04, 2006 01:27 PM (tfbx8)
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Yo boys. I'm a free danish bastard. I don't have to respect anyone.
ONLY thing I really respected ever was Chuck the Master. I'm so happy to see that dude posing as me!
1000 virgins for that one
- Mohammed
Posted by: Mohammed at February 04, 2006 02:58 PM (IEbE9)
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Great post! Laughed out loud when I read it! Kudos! -- gunjam
Posted by: gunjam at February 04, 2006 10:17 PM (2x+9Q)
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if i was chuck id be suing for deformation of charactor.......
Posted by: ian uk at February 05, 2006 07:08 AM (GhCfc)
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I reckon. I don't think it possible to have insulted Chuck any more even if you tried.
I sense a fatal roundhouse kick coming up....
Posted by: Tiberius at February 05, 2006 07:15 PM (PsWgB)
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your peoples POES!!! u guys are all gona burn!!!
Posted by: CHUCK FRM AFRICA at March 16, 2006 08:59 AM (a1lEZ)
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February 03, 2006
Vinnie Gets Results
I'm Salman Rushdie, and I endorse this post.
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You've got it in the bag, Vinnie.
Just remember that old Def Leppard song:
"Pig and Islamist DNA just won't splice!"
Posted by: mychimo at February 04, 2006 03:33 AM (0MTln)
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I didn't know Rushdie could issue fatwas.
Game.
Still.
On.
Posted by: Rusty at February 04, 2006 11:34 AM (JQjhA)
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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor
We are pleased to introduce noted star of the big and little screen, Mohammed the Prophet. Star of such blockbuster hits as "The Siege" and "Executive Decision." Emmy award winning star of "Flight 93" and various episodes of "24."
Hello, O brothers. I have come with a couple of questions for you.
After a hard day of marching, flag burning, and chanting "Death to America, Israel, Denmark, and Vanutu!" do you find it hard to unwind?
After a hot, rough day in the Bekaa valley, training for your martyrdom mission, do you find it tough to relax and enjoy a good soccer game on the television?
Fret not, O holy warrior, for I have just the thing for you...
Fris Vodka. That's right, imported from the great nation of Denmark, this super premium vodka is freeze distilled by master distillers commissioned by appointment to the royal Danish court. But don't take my word for it, take theirs...
After a hot day preparing detonators and wiring IEDs, I greet my husband at the door with a Fris martini. It helps him wind down after a hard day, so that we can ululate all night, baby!
I was a kindergarten teacher before I found Fris. Now, after a drink or two, I can behead the infidel in my sleep!
Shhh...don't tell anyone, but my daddy loves his Fris in a Cosmo! He mixes them in the hollowed out skull of an apostate!
There you have it, brothers and sisters. Purchase Fris Vodka, and other fine Danish products, in a store near you. And that's not just a request, that's a fatwa!
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LOL@"He mixes them in the hollowed out skull of an apostate!"
hahahaha
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ululate all night??? OMG!!!
Bad boy Vinnie. Bad boy!
Posted by: LindaSoG at February 03, 2006 07:18 PM (AaRXW)
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Might I highly recommend a killer dreampop band out of Denmark, Mew.
http://www.mewsite.com/site_fr.html
Mouse over the options at the top and make your own 'noise pop'
I still don't have a fatwa issued against me, and I'm getting f'ing pissed.
Posted by: Jeremy at February 03, 2006 08:16 PM (YHJZp)
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Forgot to link to video from Danish band Mew:
http://www.sonymusiceurope.com/cgi-bin/multimedia/wmwax?snymusiclocalwm.fplive.net&snymusiclocal/m/mew/amiwry/video/3.wmv
(need RA to watch)
Oh, and did I mention my middle name is Dane? No, seriously.
Posted by: Jeremy at February 03, 2006 08:25 PM (YHJZp)
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and oh yeah...
Crank it up.
Posted by: Jeremy at February 03, 2006 08:26 PM (YHJZp)
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After 6 Carlsberg Gold I have nothing smart to say.
Posted by: V at February 03, 2006 08:43 PM (BeTNH)
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Heroic. Simply heroic. Well played, Vinnie.
And is it just me, or does Muhammad look a little... "bad gay" in those depictions? Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course...
Posted by: Wine-aholic at February 04, 2006 12:52 AM (lTMiH)
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Excellent (and very funny). You are posting what the U.S. State Department should be saying. Forget the "tolerance". This is our enemy.
Posted by: Frank at February 04, 2006 06:46 AM (4bXy6)
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Nicely done Mr. Bond.
You win this round.
But watch your back.
Fatwas, like revenge, are best served cold.
Posted by: Rusty at February 04, 2006 11:36 AM (JQjhA)
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"After 6 Carlsberg Gold I have nothing smart to say."
Oftentimes, actions speak louder than words...well done.
Posted by: Jeremy at February 04, 2006 02:54 PM (/y/CD)
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Its jokes like this that makes Wahabbi Islamic Fundamentalists want to kill infidels. Muslims don't drink, they don't have pictures of the Prophet Mohammed and they don't all want to destroy the West. How do you think Catholics would like it if you had cartoons about the Pope having gay sex? How do you think Buddhists would feel if you had pictures of the Dali Lama wearing a shirt that said Mao is my leader? Somethings are just purposely offensive.
Posted by: Brian at February 04, 2006 03:30 PM (1svsG)
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Catholics don't blow up children when you make fun of the Pope. Buddhists don't torch your embassy when you mock the Dalai Lama. Jews don't kidnap your son and cut off his head when you draw a crude cartoon of Moses. They just shrug and write you off as an idiot.
Non-Muslims can't defend Islam anymore. If Islam is worth saving, then the Muslims need to produce some extremist maniacs from the other end of the bell curve and prove it.
Posted by: George guy at February 04, 2006 10:10 PM (lKfAX)
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Outrageous! (And funny!)
Posted by: gunjam at February 04, 2006 10:12 PM (2x+9Q)
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Brian, you mean some Muslims don't drink, and some Muslims don't have images of Mohammed. I personally know some Muslims who imbibe infrequently, just like myself, and many images of Mohammed are made and sold in Islamic countries, including Iran. So don't try to sell your load of crap here. You come off as nothing but an appeaser, and that isn't popular around here right now.
Posted by: jesusland joe at February 05, 2006 12:14 AM (rUyw4)
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I think the Burhka ain't working.
This lady looks mysterious and has beautiful eyes.
Does bring out the urge to know more about her and
see if the rest is as nice as the eyes.
Posted by: paul at February 05, 2006 04:11 PM (xbjMA)
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Man, I didn't realize Mohammered was gay until I saw your fine pictures ... I wonder if this is why Muslimes don't want us to see pics of their profuckt?
Posted by: Chup at February 08, 2006 09:55 PM (8IbGo)
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Throw Another Log On The Fire
These ladies will not sit around idly waiting for an honor killing.
First up, my good friend Beth, who simply will not rest until I, and I alone, receive the coveted First Fatwa of Jawa:
But wait, sports fans. Linda of Something and Half of Something, that notoriously evil Joooooooooooooo, offers herself up a heapin' plate of fatwa-worthiness:
Remember, O exalted imams, the fatwa for the top image goes to me, the bottom one goes to Linda. Of Something and Half of Something. A blog. By a Jewish lady.
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Oh, Linda, your cartoon is the most fatwa worthy of all. Sorry, Vinnie, but Linda's cartoon rocks, or should I say, bombs!
Posted by: jesusland joe at February 03, 2006 08:13 PM (rUyw4)
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Thanks Joe, photoshop is a wonderful thing!
Posted by: LindaSoG at February 03, 2006 08:50 PM (AaRXW)
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I love it! The First Fatwa of Jawa is excellent and Linda I love your bombastic Fatwa!!!
Posted by: Wild Thing at February 03, 2006 09:16 PM (tj1zH)
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A Fatwa a Day Keeps the Jihad Away
Yesterday afternoon it looked, for a time, like t
he first official fatwa had been issued against The Jawa Report's own Dread Pundit Bluto. On closer examination it turns out that Bluto gave himself a fatwa. Doesn't he know that fatwaing yourself makes you go blind?
Here is some more fatwa worthy material. Again, if you sit on a Shura council or are a Mullah, please be specific as to which Jawa Report author gets the fatwa. If you are one of the elusive 'moderate' Muslims we keep hearing about, then sorry to offend you. But, better to offend the moderate and expose the extremist than to forever pretend that the extremist doesn't exist.
(NSFW) Pigs and Muhammed (follow link) and Muhammed eating flying pigs.
A goat and Muhammed over at No Mayo.
Since Zombie's server got overloaded our good friend Beth backed up the archive of Muhammed images through history.
Remember Piss Christ? Sobek has Piss Muhammed.
Art: Muhammed and 'Virgin'
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Ay! I am a real sheik and you will respect mah authoritay!
Posted by: Sheik Otulb the Terrible at February 03, 2006 10:44 AM (RHG+K)
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Eric Cartman? Is that you Eric, pretending to be a sheik of Araby?
Posted by: cranky at February 04, 2006 03:46 PM (OsNSy)
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February 02, 2006
I'll Take Your Mild Rebuke And Raise With A Fatwa
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Oh, if you're going to go all the way on a fatwa, gotta do it in style. You've got to go with
He'brew Beer. The Chosen Beer.
Messiah Stout and Genesis Ale.
There's nothing finer than quaffing a pint of Messiah Stout. And begging for a fatwa.
Posted by: lawhawk at February 02, 2006 08:35 PM (VazNQ)
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Hell with both of ya! If I drank (I don't) it would be a Bud endorsed by the NFL!
There is no God but Alfalfa - and Buckwheat is his Prophet!
can I get an OTAY!
Posted by: hondo at February 02, 2006 09:07 PM (3aakz)
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Sadly, they don't sell He'Brew here.
and hondo, the official beer of the NFL is Coors Light.
But I'll still give you an OTAY!
Posted by: Vinnie at February 02, 2006 09:27 PM (f289O)
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See what happens when you don't drink - ya forget things! Sorry.
What's the beer of the NHL? And what's the NHL?
OTAY!
Posted by: hondo at February 02, 2006 10:23 PM (3aakz)
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Sadly I can't drink any beer this late because it makes me Pisslam all night.
Posted by: Dadzilla at February 02, 2006 11:02 PM (RA1qK)
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When the heck are the U.S. Papers going to grow some balls and print the cartoons? I mean what are they scared of? Terrorists threatening to attack us? Umm...Didn't they already promise to do that.
I also saw an interview of some Islamic Council in the U.S. on PBS and he talked about how the cartoons are so bad and should be censored.
Who here thinks that when people come to the United States they don't just get the freedoms entitled by the Constitution but that unless they "accept" those freedoms they hereby aren't true American and should be shipped to Saudia Arabia where they won't need to complain because everything is censored...just the way they like it.
Posted by: justleaveme at February 03, 2006 03:50 AM (wRAQq)
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Don't forget Tuborg beer! Support Denmark!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 03, 2006 08:30 AM (IEpte)
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Fatwa? Pretty Please!
A reader sends these cartoons depicting Muhammed. They wish to remain anonymous for fear of life and limb. Fine, throw away a perfectly good opportunity to get a fatwa. More for me. Please issue fatwas care of Rusty Shackleford and
visit our gallery of fatwa worthy cartoons here.
more...
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Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at February 02, 2006 04:47 PM (8e/V4)
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I, Sheik Otulb the Terrible, issue a fatwah against the vile, yet lovable and charismatic kaffir known as The Dread Pundit Bluto. This pustule on the scrotum of a pig is a great threat to us because of his immense intellect and boundless creativity.
May the breath of Allah infest his taut and supple buttocks; may an amorous camel become infatuated with him; etc.
As for the fatwah, in keeping with the twisted morals of the Great Satan, I, Sheik Otulb the Terrible, decree that the kaffir, The Dread Pundit Bluto, shall be abducted, along with decadent actress Angelina Jolie, she to entice him with her succulent zinaat and sundry charms, and finally to perform monstrous acts of fornication upon him until he succumbs, and troubles us no more.
Such is the fatwah of Sheik Otulb the Terrible.
Posted by: Sheik Otulb the Terrible at February 02, 2006 05:11 PM (RHG+K)
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Dear Doctor Rusty,
Below are two links that will provide you with a host of top quality graphics depicting Mohammed and crew. Please credit illustr8rg8r with "Allah's Travel Agency."
http://nodhimmitude.blogspot.com/
http://thestudyofrevenge.blogspot.com/
Thank you, Dag.
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Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at February 02, 2006 06:21 PM (RHG+K)
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Sounds like the same Sheik that keeps sending me pics of his cod piece.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at February 03, 2006 08:36 AM (5ceWd)
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Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!
Posted by: jesusland joe at February 03, 2006 10:28 AM (rUyw4)
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SOUTH PARK FATUWA STYLE they have just beheaded kenny
Posted by: sandpiper at February 03, 2006 08:18 PM (sUgrV)
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On More Fun
All praise be to Rusty for the Fatwa This! gallery. I want to say how much fun I had being creative.. so much so that I just had to enter another one. I feel that it is a compliment to my first offering to the Moon God.
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Fatwa This!
Inspired by my fellow Jawa authors, we've opened a new
Fatwa This archive. The archive will be dedicated to pushing the tolerance limits of the few misunderstanders of the religion of peace. Check it out to see our growing number of
blasphemous representations of Muhammed.
If you are a Muslim cleric here to issue a fatwa, please be specific as to the author. General fatwas against The Jawa Report won't do. You see, it's kind of a competition......
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February 01, 2006
On Begging for a Fatwa
I just have to play this game...
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Why is he pissing himself?
Posted by: Leopold Stotch at February 01, 2006 11:58 PM (S2uKn)
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Heck if I know. I just felt like using yellow.
Posted by: Wine-aholic at February 02, 2006 12:06 AM (5Ryk7)
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I guess he sees an American soldier moving his direction.
Holy shit on my hand! I must run!
Posted by: Dave at February 02, 2006 12:18 AM (+GgRF)
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Indeed, for any fatwa-waving nuts out there, the urine is symbolic of all Muslims being pathetic cowards who choose to kill innocent people and hijak planes rather than fight like men. Yeah, that's the ticket... man, I can taste the fatwa now. To quote His Holy Prophet (meaning Ralph Wiggum): it tastes like burining.
Posted by: Wine-aholic at February 02, 2006 12:36 AM (5Ryk7)
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You should have used the right hand for the poo.
Posted by: Oyster at February 02, 2006 06:33 AM (YudAC)
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Oh yeah, I know. But I just wanted to show that even Muhammad was too stupid to follow the laundry list of rules and regulations. You here that clerics... Muhammad was TOO DUMB TO FOLLOW THE ORDERS OF YOUR MOON GOD.
Posted by: Wine-aholic at February 02, 2006 08:16 AM (ILLgW)
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Peace Be Upon Him
And I say to you
All ummah are equal, but some ummah are more equal than others.
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Posted by: Howie at February 01, 2006 08:59 PM (D3+20)
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oh that is HARSH!
oh my god, that is harsh.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at February 01, 2006 09:00 PM (8e/V4)
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Fatwa points deducted for using modern technology!
Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2006 09:02 PM (f289O)
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Oh man. That's just too sweet.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 01, 2006 09:22 PM (0yYS2)
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I read your comments, Dr. Rusty, at jihadwatch, and I'm pleased to come here to give my hellos in person, as it were. I didn't realise this is your site. If it's appropriate, you are invited to spread around the graphics I plug at jw. You will also find some of them at FFI. Free speech is not only a right, it's lots of fun.
Regards, Dag, aka sonofwalker.
Posted by: dag at February 01, 2006 09:44 PM (24N/R)
Posted by: Aaron's cc: at February 01, 2006 09:50 PM (ov6Vw)
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Have you no decency man! Associating him with a revolting and vile image like that, You owe pigs the world over an apology for even suggesting their muslim!
Posted by: Dadzilla at February 01, 2006 10:09 PM (e+CeL)
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Loved the
Animal Farm parody. Good stuff.
Posted by: J Rob at February 02, 2006 06:08 AM (ssnMA)
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Yes yes.
Piss be upon him...
Dan Patterson
Arrogant Infidel
Posted by: Dan Patterson at February 02, 2006 09:05 AM (W6/sC)
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That Fatwa Is MINE
Inspired by Rusty, who was, uh, inspired by other people.
Then again, I may have been inspired by this.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bravo Vinnie. As Larry the Cable Guy would say: "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there."
Posted by: Graeme at February 01, 2006 07:21 PM (WtwuU)
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Fiend, I see that your art skills rival mine.
Posted by: Gordon at February 01, 2006 08:38 PM (i0N3d)
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Fret not, Gordo, for your Schwarz is as big as mine.
Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2006 09:02 PM (f289O)
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Looks like one hell of a happy pig to me.
Posted by: Howie at February 01, 2006 09:13 PM (D3+20)
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There should be a caption on teh pig
"bitch!"
Posted by: Howie at February 01, 2006 09:14 PM (D3+20)
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Mo-HAM-med seems to be sqealing like a pig.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 01, 2006 09:23 PM (0yYS2)
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You boys are having too much fun!
Posted by: jesusland joe at February 01, 2006 09:26 PM (rUyw4)
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Notice how Mo-HAM-med's eyes are rolling back in his head. He love piggy long time.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 02, 2006 11:14 AM (0yYS2)
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Dude! When I said, "Somebody get Mohammed a McRib." that's /not/ what I meant!
Posted by: Der Tommissar at February 03, 2006 12:06 PM (7cVlV)
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There are some lovely works of art available by clicking on my name below. The artists wish to remain anonymous and are happy to have you spread their works around the world if you so choose.
I don't know that it's proper for me to insert anything here so I leave that to your discretion.
If you are a Muslim, please don't blow up yourself over this. At least not in public. It's such bad manners.
Posted by: dag at February 03, 2006 05:25 PM (24N/R)
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Damn, that is some serious deep diquing by "the other white meat" there...ouch
Posted by: Jeremy at February 03, 2006 09:00 PM (YHJZp)
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The secret to why they don't like pork revealed!
Oh, Mohammed, you got a real pretty mouth there boy...
Now squeal...squeal like a....MOHAMMED (piss be upon him )
Posted by: Wind Rider at February 05, 2006 10:48 AM (su1/M)
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I have seen what u want to make out. But I m
sure, u know nothing about Mohammad(peace be
upon him). I would respect the western for
they are not biased. But now I have really
come to know u have no sympathy to the ones
u feel are wrong. Suppose, according to u
muslims are not right, they are such and
such, u r not supposed to make fun of them,
but sympathise with them that may they come
on the right track.
Now listen, I m teacher and now I have seen
ur defaced face. Now I have convinced my
students to study more and more and be firm
with what right is. Whatever u people have
done is nothing but awakened them. It is the
start, see how it will work. It has changed
my life because I know my prophet more than
u do, and I have gone through the whole
Koran, and I know,u have not understood the
Koran and the Holy Prophet(peace be upon him).
Remove ur prejudice and biasness. U will be
able to see the true picture what is far
more vivic and beautiful.
Posted by: zubair at February 06, 2006 12:43 AM (IvuxP)
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*dies of laughter*
Thos posts about muslims are the bomb!
Posted by: akmarksman at February 06, 2006 08:55 AM (7U6zw)
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Our friend Derek has a warning placed on his blog by Google.
Derek posted an editorial graphic of Mohammed.
Now Derek's site is under a warning.
I am outraged.
Please support Derek and all others who exercise their right and your right to free speech.
Derek is our Denmark.
http://thestudyofrevenge.blogspot.com/
Posted by: dag at February 07, 2006 05:52 PM (24N/R)
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would it be this funny if it was jesus and a sheep having sex?????????????
Posted by: jon at February 09, 2006 01:43 PM (vFxI6)
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ne mutlu müslüman türküm diyene All for Muslims and My country scare from us!!!!!!!!! :S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S
Posted by: Braveheart at February 22, 2006 04:25 AM (cySK2)
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I Hope I Live to Regret This
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Ok, I am dying with this one, because I can't separate Mohammed in a bunny suit with Ralphie from "A Christmas Story" in a bunny suit.
Did Mohammed's aunt send him a bunny suit for Christmas?
Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2006 09:16 PM (f289O)
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I think I've been watching too much Arthur.
Posted by: Howie at February 01, 2006 09:27 PM (D3+20)
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No no his little mentioned uncle Chester got him that.
Posted by: Howie at February 01, 2006 09:37 PM (D3+20)
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Issue a Fatwa. I Dare You. (#273)
If Ted Rall is an edgy political cartoonist, then so am I. Only I'm actually putting my life on the line over this. Inspired by Draw Mohammed Week (Warning: NSFW) and classic Frank J.
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Lol Rusty, it ain't NSFH either. Number 1 might have
killed me over that
Posted by: Tim at February 01, 2006 06:41 PM (5rYy9)
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Being baptized a catholic I only had to defend the marriage of Joseph to Mary at an age of 12-14 years. http://www.biblegateway.com/resources/commentaries/?action=getCommentaryText&cid=1&source=1&seq=i.47.1.6 http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08504a.htm
Really though 9 years is too young. Buddha married at 16 to a girl the same age.
Posted by: john ryan at February 01, 2006 07:24 PM (TcoRJ)
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John, Mohammed
married Aisha when she was
6.
He was kind enough to wait until she was 9 to
consummate it.
Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2006 07:28 PM (f289O)
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Although the Danish newspaper apologised, many European newspapers have reprinted the slanderous cartoons. Some have called it solidarity, I call it collective slander. Apparently much of Europe does not realise the difference between ‘freedom of speech’ and unacceptable slander. At least Great Britain did not jump on the bandwagon like the rest of these losers did.
While supposed ‘freedom of speech’ advocates chant on one side and Muslims argue for an apology on the other, I wonder whether this row would be so popular if it had not centered on Islam. The media has already proven to be islamophobic, and reading comments on this issue at this blog and others will evidence that many backing the newspapers are also against Islam.
As stated by Omar and Aquacool, the inconsistency is that when Mahmoud Ahmadinejad denied the Holocaust there was an uproar and calls for him to retract his “anti-semitic” words. When a photograph that showed American coffins on their way back from Iraq was deemed offensive there was an uproar and the photographer lost her job. In each case action was taken against the so-called transgressor and the world did not come together to reprieve them, chanting freedom of speech and expression as a justification.
The first consistency so far in this issue is that Managing Editor of France Soir, the paper which has reprinted the cartoons, has been sacked. No doubt many will argue this is wrong, when the reality is that this should have been the standard from the outset.
Posted by: jamal at February 01, 2006 07:41 PM (Sq+yy)
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jamal, you haven't articulated a reason why anyone would need to apologize for printing pictures of Mohammed. And what is slanderous about these pictures? And you lie if you say that images of Mohammed have not been published for hundreds of years. As a matter of fact, one of your favorite Islamic Republics? has been selling reproductions of Mohammed for years. This is nothing but an attempt to silence your critics. And we will not be silent. The majority of criticism I have seen of Islam I have found to be quite valid.
Posted by: jesusland joe at February 01, 2006 10:55 PM (rUyw4)
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Jamal - show me the slander.
Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at February 02, 2006 01:44 AM (maXzk)
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slan·der
1. Law. Oral communication of false statements injurious to a person's reputation.
2. A false and malicious statement or report about someone.
So it seems that no slander has happened, if you molest children and someone draws a cartoon of it then no slander has happened.
Posted by: dave clarke at February 02, 2006 08:34 AM (V8wjL)
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Yep, Mohammed=Child Molester.
Can we get mosques and the people who lead them to be placed on sex-offender lists?
Posted by: Ernie Oporto at February 02, 2006 02:20 PM (/lpvu)
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See also
Parody and
Satire, which can commonly be defenses against claims of slander or libel.
Posted by: abb3w at February 03, 2006 12:22 PM (7KIjM)
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"" can you stupid f****** idiots stop going on about islam, leave our religion alone,just why you have no religion or faith and you feel it is ok to talk about islam,you have no right what so ever to discuss islam ,mind your own business,you are nothing but a bunch of p** eating,fanny licking sons of million dad's,just go home and ask your slag,whore mother's who your father's are and you will be given the names of all the men in the neighbour hood,go to hell you pigs
Posted by: vanezza hashmi at June 14, 2006 04:53 PM (lU+Vi)
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