March 04, 2006

The Non Blog Sabbath No Caption Contest Caption

This post is for you tipsy and horny men whose wives foolishly agreed to let the neighbor kid spend the night, cementing the fact that you will not get any because the crumb crunchers will not go to sleep before you do.*

Actually, I just found the real caption more funny than any made up one. The real caption contest is forthcoming.

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The funny part of the caption:

Scarlett Johansson arrives at the 63rd annual Golden Globe Awards...

*Uh, yes, that would be me.

Posted by: Vinnie at 07:36 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 S'cold out!!

Posted by: Cookie at March 04, 2006 08:50 PM (Ffvoi)

2 Too bad for her that I am already married! Haha!

Posted by: jesusland joe at March 04, 2006 10:22 PM (rUyw4)

3 I'm sorry, but I do *not* understand the big deal about her. Aside from a nice set of (deleted), I don't think she is anything to write home about. I've only ever seen her in "Lost In Translation," which I thought was a very good movie (she was good in it, but Murray stole the show). But keep the pics of Angelina coming!!!

Posted by: Abdullah al-Libi at March 04, 2006 11:06 PM (S3UBA)

4 To those in the Academy who voted for Brokeback Mountain, I offer you these as my rebuttal.

Posted by: Steve Sharon at March 05, 2006 02:54 AM (gUNII)

5 Scarlett Johansson arrives at the 63rd annual Golden Globe Awards... and brings them with her.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 05, 2006 06:18 AM (0yYS2)

6 New! ... Ideal for the husband, adjustable and remote controlled.

Posted by: Dan at March 05, 2006 07:33 AM (Z2OsI)

7 [Note to self: Keep daughter away from these guys.]

Posted by: Oyster at March 05, 2006 08:32 AM (YudAC)

8 Oyster, men are supposed to like women, otherwise movies about gay cowboys eating pudding would be all the rage.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 05, 2006 10:19 AM (0yYS2)

9 Oh yeah ...

Posted by: Oyster at March 05, 2006 11:05 AM (YudAC)

10 WOW!

Posted by: Leatherneck at March 06, 2006 02:45 PM (D2g/j)

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