Caption this photo of a terrorist in Gitmo going nowhere, fast (oh my, is he being escorted by a female? The shame!):
Steve Sharon: "President Steve Sharon's first executive order was to dress all Arab prisoners at Guantanamo Bay as pumpkins and carve them to death."
Fred Fry: "Terrorist: "Wait til I get my hands on that "Jihad is great" recruiter!"
And a unique tie in the Made Vinnie Laugh So Hard He Almost Made Wee-wee In His Pants Fatwa Division:
Jester: "Come on Abdul...you're in no condition to drive...now where did you park your car?"
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No..please...anything but the cartoons....
Posted by: MarcoBlogo at March 05, 2006 06:47 AM (DBjkO)
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Fortunately for Khaleel, before being captured he had read the popular Al Qaida guide, "How to hide a potentially embarassing 'tenting' problem while being touched by a strong, but yet so delicate, infidel American woman soldier".
Posted by: Graeme at March 05, 2006 07:34 AM (jeglL)
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I wouldn't mind that woman touching me. She is FINE!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert Savage at March 05, 2006 08:25 AM (CnDtU)
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I had nothing to do with Natalees disappearance.
Posted by: splashtc at March 05, 2006 08:52 AM (CtJ6k)
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Does my new orange jump suit make my ass look big?
Posted by: jack at March 05, 2006 09:20 AM (jRY/a)
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"These shoes are so yesteryear!"
Posted by: Grumpy Troll at March 05, 2006 09:38 AM (kli5t)
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Till up to this day, the request by inmates to ease their daily relocations by use of wheelchairs is still been denied!
Posted by: Dan at March 05, 2006 10:02 AM (Z2OsI)
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I know that contact lens is around here somewhere...
Posted by: Chad at March 05, 2006 10:26 AM (E2GpM)
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Fortunately for Rashid, his time in Gitmo, orange jumpsuit, not to mention the new 24’s on his Escalade, all qualify him as “Gangsta”.
Posted by: RicardoVerde at March 05, 2006 10:37 AM (b+HIl)
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No..wait..wait..I'm almost there...yes..yes..Oh Allah!
Posted by: Cookie at March 05, 2006 10:45 AM (wZLWV)
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Prisoner Mustafa Bin Deerdundat weeps when he is informed that the female guards will no longer be wearing tight revealing outfits to the interrogations.
Posted by: Vox Poplar at March 05, 2006 11:08 AM (LYwks)
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Hold on guys, I think I stepped in some tabouli. Oh crap! That's not tabouli!
Posted by: Oyster at March 05, 2006 11:31 AM (YudAC)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 05, 2006 12:27 PM (tGTSA)
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DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN PROPHET!
Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 05, 2006 12:31 PM (tGTSA)
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NO kaffir , it isn't a Wahhabi in my pocket, nor am I pleased to see you, Allah help me.
Posted by: dave at March 05, 2006 02:02 PM (CcXvt)
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Theres too many PORKY PIG cartoons on whats to do?
Posted by: sandpiper at March 05, 2006 02:03 PM (stdEd)
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Come on Abdul...you're in no condition to drive...now where did you park your car?
Posted by: Jester at March 05, 2006 02:10 PM (QKZX5)
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lol, good one, jester!
Posted by: Oyster at March 05, 2006 02:12 PM (YudAC)
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I am not a terrorist! I tell you I am really an Israeli protesting against giving up Gaza! Why do you think I am dressed in Orange??? Didnt you see the protest pictures?.....This is all makeup-really. Look- Orange- Look!
Posted by: Steve Sharon at March 05, 2006 02:34 PM (gUNII)
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President Steve Sharon's first executive order was to dress all Arab prisoners at Guantanamo Bay as pumpkins and carve them to death.
Posted by: Steve Sharon at March 05, 2006 02:39 PM (gUNII)
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Not for the caption contest ...
Screw the guy in orange ...
this is for two in camo
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line
I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself alone when each day is through
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you
Because you're mine, I walk the line
As sure as night is dark and day is light
I keep you on my mind both day and night
And happiness I've known proves that it's right
Because you're mine, I walk the line
You've got a way to keep me on your side
You give me cause for love that I can't hide
For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide
Because you're mine, I walk the line
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line
Posted by: hondo at March 05, 2006 03:59 PM (fyKFC)
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No, not the comfy chair! Please anything but the comfy chair!
Posted by: DM at March 05, 2006 06:05 PM (TmJyr)
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Whatever happened to Agent Smith? I haven't seen him around her in months.
Posted by: Robert Savage at March 05, 2006 06:52 PM (CnDtU)
Posted by: Robert Savage at March 05, 2006 06:53 PM (CnDtU)
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Now Ahmed understood why his new cellmate, the 315-pound weightlifter Mustafa, was known around Gitmo as, "Brokeback Muslim".
Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at March 05, 2006 07:08 PM (RHG+K)
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He developed a virus and was purged from the matrix.
Posted by: Oyster at March 05, 2006 07:19 PM (YudAC)
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er ... that was in response to R. Savage.
Posted by: Oyster at March 05, 2006 07:19 PM (YudAC)
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Shit, this is going to be a tough one to judge.
Posted by: Vinnie at March 05, 2006 07:29 PM (f289O)
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Terrorist: "Wait til I get my hands on that "Jihad is great" recruiter!"
Posted by: Fred Fry at March 05, 2006 10:12 PM (HJnrm)
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Finally Ronald McDonald is brought to justice.
Posted by: dave at March 06, 2006 04:32 AM (V8wjL)
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Hang down your head Ahmed-Dooley! Hang down your head and cry!
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at March 06, 2006 06:35 AM (9UyxE)
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Put your right foot in, put your right foot out .. turn all around and do the hokey pokey.
Hey, watch out for that pokey, mon.
Posted by: bubbe at March 06, 2006 07:28 AM (vZBQO)
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It is important that military escorts remember to always wear their gloves when handling our "visitors from the 6th century".
Posted by: Tink at March 06, 2006 12:49 PM (r78od)
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"I swear to Allah(pbuh) it wasn't me, you should be looking for the hamburglar"
Posted by: dave at March 06, 2006 02:11 PM (6n3Ru)
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