Marcus Aurelius: "Excellent! I can now sue the building owner and become a millionaire!"
Rodney Dill (by popular demand): "The India Space program took off with an early success today, as Hindunaut, Ravi "Beans" Bindharvi, (pictured in launch device), consumed enough legume derivative to produce sufficient volatile gases needed to achieve escape velocity."
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DAMN!!!!!!Just DAMN. I blame Bush!!!!
Posted by: REMF at February 04, 2006 11:36 PM (7RMSi)
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SHAFT!.....Can you dig it?
Posted by: Steve Sharon at February 04, 2006 11:37 PM (TI4FR)
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"What am I doing here? I have to constantly train for Christmas Eve and my chimney simulator isn't as good as the real thing. Yes, even I, Santa Claus, screws up the down-the-chimney technique once in a while."
Posted by: Graeme at February 05, 2006 04:22 AM (Zw9lE)
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"Damn, get me outta here quick! My 12-hour deodorant's about to expire!"
J.
Posted by: Jay Tea at February 05, 2006 05:52 AM (kILf9)
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Excellent! I can now sue the building owner and become a millionaire!
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at February 05, 2006 06:46 AM (Ox5i9)
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I think Marcus is already the winner.
Posted by: Oyster at February 05, 2006 08:29 AM (YudAC)
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Shields's lawyer Jackie Charles was quoted as saying “My client was framed.” If the vent don’t fit, you must acquit”.
Posted by: Brad at February 05, 2006 08:43 AM (BJYNn)
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"Publish a few cartoons and I've gotta hide my ass in here? Man it's just not right."
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at February 05, 2006 08:55 AM (DdRjH)
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looks like a good hole in the ground to shit in.......
Posted by: ian uk at February 05, 2006 08:58 AM (GhCfc)
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I call this performance piece "In The Hull Of Slaveship White America". It reflects the experience of forced conformity to the oppressor's paradigms.
Now, give me a hand and pull me outta here b*tch.
Posted by: Gordon at February 05, 2006 09:30 AM (i0N3d)
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"Chloe? This is Black Bauer. There's no time to explain so listen carefully. I've become lodged in a model Q-237 air conditioning duct. I'm connecting you to the duct's peripheral communications center by remote armpit access, you'll have to help me find some way to get free."
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at February 05, 2006 11:05 AM (O2fD/)
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DRUDGEBREAKING: The NEA funded Performance Art Exhibit,
A Good Start, depicts the Prophet Mohammad going through a wood chipper. The ACLU, not knowing whether to kowtow to islamofascists or to cater the National Endowment of Art, exploded.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 05, 2006 11:09 AM (tGTSA)
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The India Space program took off with an early success today, as Hindunaut, Ravi "Beans" Bindharvi, (pictured in launch device), consumed enough legume derivative to produce sufficient volatile gases needed to achieve escape velocity.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 05, 2006 11:17 AM (tGTSA)
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DRUDGEBREAKING: The NEA funded Performance Art Exhibit, "A Good Start", depicts the Prophet Mohammad going through a wood chipper. The ACLU, not knowing whether to kowtow to islamofascists or to cater to the National Endowment for the Arts, exploded.
(with a few minor corrections.)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 05, 2006 12:33 PM (tGTSA)
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"No man... Saddam is 2 spider holes south."
Posted by: mychimo at February 05, 2006 12:43 PM (ivn0c)
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"I was just out - going to the store - to buy milk - for the children - n' this gust of wind came by - n' I had a 20 dollar bill in my hand - n' it blew away - up on this roof - so I came up here to get it - n' then I heard these sounds - cryin' like - down this hole - so I leaned over - n' dropped my car keys down the hole - n' I need those keys cause first thing tomarrow I have to take some children to the hospital for kidney dialysis - n' down in that hole - was this lil' kitten - cryin' - I mean - I had to do something man! - I tried to call the Fire Dept thru 911 on my cell phone - but weak signal - what with that ozone hole and interfering rays n' stuff - harming the children - besides - those guys - are like really busy - what with putting out fires - rescuing people - and children n' stuff - so I decided to - take personal responsibily - be a man - a good Chistian n' stuff - and said to myself - what would Jesus do? - an Jesus said - save that kitten and feed those children! - so I went down into this hole - n' got stuck - but the kitten - crawled up my leg to safety - its gone now - I rescued it - ....
Posted by: hondo at February 05, 2006 01:33 PM (3aakz)
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For it's 15 year anniversary at this year's Super Bowl XL in Detroit, the 'NFL Experience' had shorter lines than expected to see Terrell Owens demonstrating about racism and how tight the restrictions will be playing for another NFL team. Owens was believed to be yelling for help as everyone headed for the stadium.
Posted by: slug at February 05, 2006 02:10 PM (0YdQw)
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But...but..I was told this tunnel came out in my mosque. Am I facing east?
Posted by: jesusland joe at February 05, 2006 02:28 PM (rUyw4)
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"Hey Bush...do you know where I am?"
Posted by: Bob at February 05, 2006 03:21 PM (EKMxC)
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Damn! I thought I was going to Disney World!
Posted by: RB at February 05, 2006 04:17 PM (hGibF)
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My name is Saddam Hussein, I am the ruler of Iraq and there are no American troops in Baghdad!
Posted by: RepJ at February 05, 2006 05:48 PM (ZKVg+)
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Sorry guy - Johnny Cochran's dead - and he didn't do Pro Bono anyway.
Posted by: hondo at February 05, 2006 11:17 PM (3aakz)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 06, 2006 07:19 AM (rpXJA)
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Yeah, Rodney's "Hindunaut" caption is great!
"How many times I gotta tell you muthafuckas this is my hidin place, not no shitter! And who tha fuck had the lentil surprise?!"
Posted by: Venom at February 06, 2006 08:45 AM (dbxVM)
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Venom,
LOL! Lentil surprise. Does that contain pork? Just asking.
Posted by: jesusland joe at February 06, 2006 09:05 AM (rUyw4)
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