Caption this photo of Islamofascists realizing that Rusty was there, and they failed to kill him.
Fatwas issued.
Someday. Usually on Monday. But, Venom controls that.
Four Islamic Students react after an unsuccessful beheading attempt on Dr. Rusty Shackelford.
Muhammad: Let us not tell anyone of our ass beating by the great Satan Rusty Shackelford.
Abdullah: The roundhouse kicks to my groin prevented me from cutting his head off.
Nassar: Why did he keep yelling “bad gay soombithch” over and over as he was punching me?
Mibalz Izhary: Is he really coming back “fortnightly” to kick our ass? How often is that anyway?
devil will do meetballs from your bodies fatwa:
Graeme, for:
As Kofi Annan would soon learn, Rusty's repeated use of his "pull my finger for 72 virgins" joke had set back the 'Alliance of Civilisations' program by 50 years.
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this is in the HANDS OF GOD whom to prevent and to kill insha allah one day islam will lead the world.
Posted by: danish at May 21, 2006 01:21 AM (umHZb)
Posted by: LC CanForce 101 at May 21, 2006 01:31 AM (BRXB/)
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Aiieee! Almost Naked Women in Public!
It Burns! It Burns!
Posted by: BumperStickerist at May 21, 2006 04:45 AM (PcDvW)
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Oh Crap, We coulda had V-8's
Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 21, 2006 05:45 AM (tGTSA)
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No caption, just a comment: Muslims doing something they're good at; being little punk-ass bitches.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 21, 2006 07:32 AM (0yYS2)
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That's not fair. You've taken our jihadi masks and now we're forced to cover our faces with our hands. Oh the humanity!
Posted by: Oyster at May 21, 2006 08:10 AM (YudAC)
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oh god...i thought osama wore underwear under his robe
Posted by: josh at May 21, 2006 08:13 AM (MGRcs)
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I want to be "see no evil", no I want to be "see no evil" Where is hear and speak no evil?
Posted by: David at May 21, 2006 08:48 AM (PBa/y)
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Oh! No! No! Where are my 72 virgins!?
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 21, 2006 08:51 AM (FCC6c)
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As Kofi Annan would soon learn, Rusty's repeated use of his "pull my finger for 72 virgins" joke had set back the 'Alliance of Civilisations' program by 50 years.
Posted by: Graeme at May 21, 2006 08:51 AM (9kpep)
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Four Islamic Students react after an unsuccessful beheading attempt on De. Rusty Shackelford.
Muhammad: Let us not tell anyone of our ass beating by the great Satan Rusty Shackelford.
Abdullah: The roundhouse kicks to my groin prevented me from cutting his head off.
Nassar: Why did he keep yelling “bad gay soombithch” over and over as he was punching me?
Mibalz Izhary: Is he really coming back “fortnightly” to kick our ass? How often is that anyway?
Posted by: Brad at May 21, 2006 09:11 AM (BJYNn)
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"Oh Man, anybody but Nagin."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 21, 2006 09:14 AM (tGTSA)
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Muhammed, Muhammed, Muhammed and Bill try out for the role of Gollum in the upcoming "The Hobbitt" movie.
Posted by: THANOS at May 21, 2006 10:47 AM (bTKtu)
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Oh, no! No...no...no, what do you mean a bad translation? Nothing but raisins, and no virgins. I don't want no stinking martyrdom!
Posted by: jesusland joe at May 21, 2006 01:15 PM (rUyw4)
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Monkey dingleberries more likely than raisins.
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 21, 2006 03:09 PM (FCC6c)
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"That was a mean batch of home brew Ali"
Posted by: Jester at May 21, 2006 03:45 PM (TuAMG)
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Oh hell, we're scheduled to take Zarqawi's firearms safety course tomorrow!
Posted by: Thrill at May 21, 2006 05:22 PM (DYb4r)
Posted by: hondo at May 21, 2006 09:03 PM (SeBrl)
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Four very stupid people crazy glued their hands to their faces yesterday when they were first introduced to the little miracle product in a tube. They will probably be stuck in this position for another six days since they usually only wash weekly.
Posted by: Steve Sharon at May 21, 2006 10:17 PM (c+ub6)
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Hanan Ashrawi and Helen Thomas jello wrestling... again?!?
Posted by: Aaron's cc: at May 21, 2006 11:00 PM (ov6Vw)
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Islamic women hide their faces in shame as they are in public without burqa's
(does sorta explain the need for burqa's to begin with)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 22, 2006 07:15 AM (W3Yjh)
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Whoa! Who's been eating the rancid goat again?
or
Waaaa! They killed off Anna Lucia on "Lost".
or
When we open our eyes we'll all be American Christians. Ready, 1, 2 , 3...
Posted by: JustPlainJoe at May 22, 2006 08:48 AM (Xj6+u)
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We are counting to ten, then we are coming to find you!
one, two,...
oh crap time to pray. Which way's mecca?
Posted by: haywood jablowmi at May 22, 2006 10:48 AM (KvECC)
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"Oh, the humanities! The horror! The scantily clad women!"
Posted by: Michael King at May 22, 2006 06:56 PM (qRYpz)
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"Scores of Arsenal supporters bemoan the red-carding of goalkeeper Jens Lehmann in the 19th minute of the Champions League Final."
Ok, so that's probably over the head of most people here.
How about:
"Faithful Jawa Report readers stage the first-ever Blind-In, where they vow not to open their eyes until Vinnie issues the fatwas."
Posted by: Venom at May 23, 2006 09:11 AM (dbxVM)
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Muslim take on an old Japanese proverb, usually illustrated with monkey.
Posted by: Rusty at May 23, 2006 10:18 AM (JQjhA)
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Jesus CHR!!!!ST!
Doughtreve GOT CUT?!?!?!
Now, I KNOW it's rigged
Posted by: sentinel at May 23, 2006 01:47 PM (6OibN)
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LOL
how about..
The Virgins have left for Vegas!
Posted by: Casimer at May 23, 2006 11:40 PM (7nVHV)
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