Caption this photo of Cindy Sheehan doing her best impression of Darth Sidious.
Fatwas will be issued when I trace your IP address, hunt you down, and behead you.
Fatwas issued Monday.
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Despite the loss of two giant, humanoid robots and Tokyo sustaining massive damage, Japanese police were able to capture the bastard offspring of Godzilla and the Pilsbury Dough Boy. Said one passer-by who claimed that he had an anonymous role in the movie "Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo": "That's one huuuuge b*tch!"
Posted by: Graeme at March 12, 2006 05:55 AM (vufCw)
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She has become a parody of a caricature of an embarrassment of a joke.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 12, 2006 07:28 AM (0yYS2)
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After viewing this photo, Cindy immediately went on line and ordered the ab blaster...
Posted by: Babs at March 12, 2006 07:55 AM (iZZlp)
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This just in: The Fashion Police have arrested a serious offender today. More on this breaking news as it comes in.....
Posted by: Steve Sharon at March 12, 2006 08:59 AM (I3fqa)
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Sheehan: [to cop] The Moonbatism is strong with you. A powerful Liberal you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth...Doughnut.
Cop: Wow, you're really as crazy as everyone says.
Posted by: Marcus at March 12, 2006 09:33 AM (11xpe)
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"Fat ugly laughing hyena continues to desecrate her dead son's memory."
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 12, 2006 10:06 AM (8e/V4)
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"best impression of Darth Sidious"
More like Darth Diculous.
Posted by: Joel (No Pundit Intended) at March 12, 2006 10:48 AM (5Qm43)
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Snore. This is like the Sunday morning talking heads shows -- only far more boring. And that's saying someting.
Posted by: anon at March 12, 2006 10:52 AM (r4YNh)
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When do I get that cute orange jumpsuit?
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at March 12, 2006 11:59 AM (ffPYG)
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"Yeah, and I caught the bimbo thats been coppin' all our donuts."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 12, 2006 12:13 PM (tGTSA)
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Diet pills that didn't work: $50
Parka from Birmingham Coat Factory: $19
Bus Tip DownTown: $5
Having your hood cover your face at the precise Photo Op moment: Priceless
Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 12, 2006 12:14 PM (tGTSA)
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I got the drug mule, this must be a huge stash of Coke, tell Berta to put on the extra long rubber gloves.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 12, 2006 12:16 PM (tGTSA)
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Intending only to tone up and
thin out a bit, Cindy signs up for the Rachel Corrie Weight Loss Program
Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 12, 2006 12:17 PM (tGTSA)
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Cindy, belly shirts are a privilege, not a right!
Posted by: John at March 12, 2006 12:32 PM (XP0cV)
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Cindy Sheehan revealed the dark underbelly of the anti-war movement. It wasn't pretty.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at March 12, 2006 12:50 PM (DdRjH)
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Casey would be so proud of me. I am a trend setter for war protesters thanks to the money he left me.
Posted by: Cheryl at March 12, 2006 01:29 PM (vAg4k)
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Why are they arresting that guy?
Posted by: Princess Kimberley at March 12, 2006 01:59 PM (9xjdU)
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Cindy shows off "Casey II", a new prototype she hopes will improve on the flawed "Casey I" model which fought for American Values, rather than against them.
Posted by: mychimo at March 12, 2006 02:08 PM (iqMCM)
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"Oh im just a gigolo and everywhere i go, people know the part im playing"-Japanese police officer...." I aint got nobodyyyyy, nobody cares for me, there's nobody cares for me, im so sad and lonely"-Cindy
Posted by: THANOS at March 12, 2006 02:29 PM (fRPwa)
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Police Officer: "Lady, would you get your hand off of my butt! I know I'm wearing a uniform, but I am not your son."
Posted by: Don Miguel at March 12, 2006 03:16 PM (UAn5X)
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Ok first you should go to Filthy's and read his post of a first hand account by word of mouth to Filthy who is in NYC. Filthy were you shitting us about that? Anyway Filthy said she left a loaf there so. This goes on that theme.
"Hey sugar! I like Asian babes I hope you will be the one who has to wash my ass when we get to jail because I just shat my self and you are hot! Come on Baby, wipe me clean!".
Posted by: Howie at March 12, 2006 03:47 PM (D3+20)
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Come on lady..that's the last time you sell me a dodgy donut.
Posted by: Jester at March 12, 2006 04:03 PM (QKZX5)
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Cindy's showing that the "Michael Moore Starter Kit" really works.
Posted by: Yo at March 12, 2006 04:35 PM (6DvwA)
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".. take off hajib and show us your breasts." Ugga bugga!
Posted by: bubbe at March 12, 2006 07:09 PM (vZBQO)
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Is she trying to impersonate SALLY FEILD in her series THE FLYING NUN?
Posted by: sandpiper at March 12, 2006 07:42 PM (D9h75)
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"Laugh now, but if this belly were semtex you'd all be dead, Bwahahahaha!"
Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 12, 2006 08:16 PM (tGTSA)
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"I was just trying to blend in until I could find Yoda"
Posted by: RepJ at March 12, 2006 08:35 PM (oHw0S)
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It's really funny but can't laugh on it a very critical and concious thing it is
Posted by: parag at March 13, 2006 02:26 AM (w+JbT)
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Cindy Sheehan has a run-in with New York's Fashion Police.
Posted by: Fred Fry at March 13, 2006 06:51 AM (JXdhy)
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"Where are you taking this....thing?"
Posted by: Venom at March 13, 2006 10:29 AM (dbxVM)
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