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Kenya first country to allow Polygamous gay marriage.
Posted by: jonny at February 11, 2006 11:42 PM (nytWC)
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'You put your right stump in, you take your right stump out...'
'Mmmmm. Rotting bird carcus. I haven't had one of those for over 2 hours.'
Posted by: MoHummers (pbumd) at February 11, 2006 11:45 PM (nKGgB)
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"Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar. All for Mohammed STAND UP AND HOLLER!!
Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at February 12, 2006 12:09 AM (RHG+K)
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“All right, settle down! On 3 we break & go kill some infidels & burn their embassy because they drew an offensive picture of the prophet Mohammed.”
“1!.. 2!..”
“Wait, wait, wait! Actually someone totally different, that lives 3,000 miles away did the drawing, but they are from the same country I think… you know all of the infidels look alike to me. Anyways they lied about the Zionist holocaust, so on 3 we kill them all, Allah be praised.”
“1!.. 2!..”
“Wait, Wait, Wait! Mohammed lived 1,500 years ago & to be honest I’m not really sure what he looked like, they could’ve have been drawing anyone & he does kinda look like my brother in-law, Ali… Hmm, I got an Idea… On 3, we break, kill the infidels, burn their ebassay & blame the Jews!”
“1!.. 2!.. 3!.. Death to America!”
Posted by: PMain at February 12, 2006 12:53 AM (ImHPa)
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I did not fuck that bird to death in my scivvies! Allah Akbar! ba bar ba bar! I thought it was a pig in a duck costume!
Posted by: forest hunter at February 12, 2006 01:56 AM (Fq6zR)
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Photo 1: Along with their many rulings, Kenyan Imams had issued a fatwa over pizza slices, since the triangle is the symbol of Tinky Winky, the alledgedy homosexual Teletubbie. This often made eating Kenyan pizza a dicey proposition.
Photo 2 : In an instant, the situation had become extremely dangerous. Not only had the European Bigfoot (Hasselhoffus Bananahammockus)spotted the bait, but our research team as well.
Posted by: Graeme at February 12, 2006 05:37 AM (Xtiq0)
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One potato, two potato, three potato, four. Ok, Achmed, it's your turn to pay for the danish.
In other news; research has shown that birds not only have superior eye-sight, but are also prone to fainting on exposure to, well, exposure.
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2006 07:26 AM (YkmII)
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2nd: All that was left of Björk was her dress
Posted by: Don Surber at February 12, 2006 07:52 AM (9dzVM)
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Denied the ability to "car swarm" by a remarkable lack of missiles killing local terrorists, Kenyans turn in frustration to "flag swarming".
Posted by: Jeff Medcalf at February 12, 2006 08:22 AM (eer2X)
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All right boys, five seconds left and weÂ’re up by 4. What ever you do, DONÂ’T FOUL THE SHOOTER. Ok, on three, readyÂ… one, two, threeÂ…Denmark Sucks!!!!!
The manager of the new KFC franchise in Damascus inspects his inventory for quality and freshness hours before the restaurant opens
Posted by: Brad at February 12, 2006 09:52 AM (BJYNn)
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Man on left: "Now everyone draw straws, short straw is this weeks suicide bomber."
Man with raised hand: "Say anyone know where this Grenade pin goes?"
BOTTOM
Allahu Aflack-barf
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 12, 2006 12:14 PM (tGTSA)
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Abdul:"Ok, huddle up, huddle up. OK. Three, Sixtyfive Green, split wide on two. Ready? Break!"
Mohammed: "Ready Break? Where are our exploding helmets?"
Posted by: Steve Sharon at February 12, 2006 01:15 PM (uw4bt)
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and for extra credit....in honor of Peter Sellers.....
"Birdie Num Num...Birdie Num Num..."
Posted by: Steve Sharon at February 12, 2006 01:20 PM (uw4bt)
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The entertainment starved Iraqi's always jumped at the opportunity whenever Salazar said, "Pull my finger."
Bottom:
"Thank god for the Heimlich maneuver."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 12, 2006 02:48 PM (tGTSA)
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#1 Okay boys, unfurl the flag and FLICK YER BICs.
#2 Mmmmmm, that be yummy for the tummy. Road Kill and Dumplins for din din.
Posted by: bubbe at February 12, 2006 04:46 PM (vZBQO)
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First photo: eBay Kenya's first and last attempt at a free market system.
Second photo: That's not a dead bird....that's a space station.
Posted by: Venom at February 13, 2006 09:14 AM (dbxVM)
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Photo 1:
Scissors and paper? We don't need no stinking scissors and paper. Stone crushes stone so I get to burn the Swiss flag. I mean Danish! Ahhh, close enough.
Photo 2:
The swans will swoon to the Speedo man.
Posted by: Charles at February 13, 2006 10:19 AM (kiLAW)
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#1: "One at the time, please! Everybody will get their Danish passeport!"
#2: "What the hell happened to my dog?!?"
- Max
Posted by: Max at February 13, 2006 01:01 PM (WM45z)
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