May 07, 2006
The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Don't Tread On Me Edition
Caption this photo of our national symbol defending his home.

I'm adding a new wrinkle to the BSCC. Captions will be allowed until 10:00 p.m. Central Time on Sunday night, and then comments are cut off.
Fatwas will be issued by those who email me at vinceautmorire@gmail.com voting for the best captions.
Since the comments/captions also are emailed, when you vote, please put [VOTE] in the subject line.
The top three most popular will be fatwa'd.
Winners announced Monday.
In other words, this is the American Idol of Fatwa Issuing.
Anyone juxtaposing Rusty's upcoming trip to Europe with the glare of the eagle will get super secret double extra consideration, as long as it's hilarious.
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Upon discovering the hidden camera that was broadcasting his mundane home life for the whole world to see, Bill started to envision the teasing he'd be getting from his bachelor eagle friends: "So what did you guys do for the weekend? I posed for the new hood art of an '86 Camaro. We don't have to ask Bill since everyone knows he was probably at Pine 1 buying wicker egg holders and scented candles! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Posted by: Graeme at May 07, 2006 11:16 AM (XF1Ly)
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"Sod off, swampy! This is where Eagles dare".
Posted by: jesusland joe at May 07, 2006 01:53 PM (rUyw4)
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Are you not happy we have a BALD EAGLE as our national emplem rather then a dumb pink chicken that the CODE PINK or wussies would want us to have EAGLES RULE CHICKENS SUCK
Posted by: sandpiper at May 07, 2006 02:38 PM (XGDTE)
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"Does this one on the left look...I dunno...a little gay to you?"
Male thinking "Keep the eggs warm...tidy up this nest!...go get me some salmon...nag nag nag...if only I had stayed single...I could be soaring with those hot falcons I saw yesterday"
"Oh, great. Another right wing blogger taking our picture for propaganda purposes. Maybe if I shit on his head, he'll figure out that eagles are Democrats...they took DDT off the market, or there wouldn't BE any eagles in the lower 48!"
"What's wrong with the name 'Suri'?"
Posted by: jd at May 07, 2006 04:13 PM (aqTJB)
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Freakin'-A yeah, we got balls! Got 'em from a Leftist who wasn't using 'em.
Posted by: Gordon at May 07, 2006 04:48 PM (i0N3d)
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The United States of America nurtures fledgling democracies in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Posted by: Don Long at May 07, 2006 05:25 PM (tDKaD)
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FOREVER HOME AND FAMILY .... 101st .... HOORAH!
What fell from the sky? Birdshit, fools, and hondo!
Posted by: hondo at May 07, 2006 05:45 PM (SeBrl)
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