December 29, 2005

Taliban Offensive Progressing?

Yes this week we have had interviews with the Taliban on MSNBC. In said interviews Taliban leaders have stated that a terrible campaign of suicide bombers was at hand. Of course they never lie about that.

MSNBC: “More than 200 Taliban have registered themselves for suicide attacks with us which shows that a Muslim can even sacrifice his life for the well-being of his faith. Our suicide attackers will continue jihad [holy war] until Americans and all of their Muslim and non-Muslim allies are pulled out of the country,” he said.

Wait a minute scratch that. The total is now 198.

ABCNEWS Australia : Two would-be suicide bombers have blown themselves up while strapping on explosives in an Afghan town bordering Pakistan, police said.

Wait...I...I...must stop laughingÂ…hold onÂ…Â….

Uh, good job boys. Really the Taliban are a joke right? Fight on you morons. I see things are going just as we planned.

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