Yes, my poodle followed me here.

That's my poodle piddling on the comments.

He started at one of my posts at MVRWC, then followed me home, and then went to the wife's, and now he's here.

Remember though, he's just a poodle. Like all poodles, all he can do is yap. He has no bite.

He also follows commands like a good poodle. For example, he first dropped his poodle turds over 200 times at my blog. Then I pointed out to him that because every poodle turd was under a different IP address, he just raised my stats enough for me to jack up my BlogAd rates, which I did. My poodle turds have dropped significantly.

He also originally posted some poodle turds as "Fisting Fool." However, he changed it to "F1sting Fool" when I pointed out to him that the term "fisting" would draw tons of Google hits to my site, thereby allowing me to again raise my BlogAd rates.

Good poodle.

So, ignore the poodle piddling in the comments. He's mine, and he knows it.

And since there are 29 authors on this blog, it shouldn't be a problem cleaning up the poodle turds as soon as they appear. Sorry poodle.

Posted by: Vinnie at 08:22 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 Poodles normally have bad breath because they spend most of the time licking their own anus, or eating their own feces. A thought to ponder.

Posted by: davec at March 23, 2006 08:53 PM (CcXvt)

2 It just makes you wonder how big a coward, and how mentally unbalanced somebody has to be to act out like this.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at March 23, 2006 09:00 PM (RHG+K)

3 Yawn, he's really getting boring. Who wants to trade Melissa Theriau pics?

Posted by: Vinnie at March 23, 2006 09:04 PM (f289O)

4 Save us, super, PixyMisa!! (\.\n\.\n.\n\.) !!!

Posted by: davec at March 23, 2006 10:00 PM (CcXvt)

5 Mheh, I'm gonna go watch a movie. I have a life, unlike my poodle.

Posted by: Vinnie at March 23, 2006 10:04 PM (f289O)

6 He/she is probably bi-polar like Debra Lafave.

Posted by: RepJ at March 23, 2006 10:42 PM (KpfBT)

7 Whats with all the dots?? Poodles like their own bums and eat their own crap, well that explains why they are so angry and aggressive all the time, i would be too if had to do the same.

Posted by: MathewK at March 23, 2006 11:03 PM (pVHqF)

8 Don't worry. We asians are known for eating dogs... we'll eat away your problem HA HA CHINA

Posted by: billy faeth at March 24, 2006 12:10 AM (vgNyM)

9 Back from the movie. Just had to watch "The 40 Year Old Virgin." Reminded me of a certain poodle. So, what'd I miss? Oh, more periods. Wow, I'm impressed.

Posted by: Vinnie at March 24, 2006 12:28 AM (f289O)

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