April 05, 2005

Taliban Kills 3 Truckers (Calling all Hackers!)

The Taliban is back online. Their site is here, and it's in English. Calling all hackers!

Today the Taliban announced they had killed three truckers near the Afghanistan-Pakistan border. Way to go Taliban! We see your taking on the big fish these days. What, no women or children to murder?

Posted by: Rusty at 01:35 PM | Comments (19) | Add Comment
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1 Looks like the sites down right now.. maybe your call worked? If we could only harness the hacking power for good!

Posted by: Taylor at April 05, 2005 01:56 PM (Ul8MG)

2 Looks like the sites down right now.. maybe your call worked? Ah, If we could only harness the hacking power for good!

Posted by: Taylor at April 05, 2005 01:56 PM (Ul8MG)

3 I can see it . Looks like a load of crap maybe a plant. Bait, if you will for someone.

Posted by: Howie at April 05, 2005 01:58 PM (D3+20)

4 I wonder how these goat pimps would react to Filthy Allah? Perhaps they will give up their loonie activites and devote more time to the study of Scott Baio and all that is Scott Baio.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 05, 2005 02:00 PM (yBHNA)

5 How brave of them. I say that everyone of these bullet headed buggers that we capture, we give them breast implants and nair their beards off. Then lockem in a room with Greg and a tub o- Butt grease.

Posted by: obsnooks at April 05, 2005 02:08 PM (yBHNA)

6 I'd say this is probably a hoax. The IP is in Michigan and the registration info lists Mullah Omar of "123 Torra Borra Terrace" [sic].

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at April 05, 2005 02:32 PM (RHG+K)

7 Filthy: I have a 4th-class relic of Scott Baio for swap.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 05, 2005 03:04 PM (x+5JB)

8 Young Bourbon. I have for swap the following items: 1 commemorative Bay City Roller Kilt(replica) 1 sweat rag used by Shaun Cassidy's road manager 2 autographs from Randolf Mantooth(emergency) Please let me know which ones appeal to you.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 05, 2005 03:19 PM (yBHNA)

9 Filthy: This is indeed a difficult choice to make. I am leaning toward the kilt. My relic, by the way, is a bit of Kleenex that was touched to a third-class relic, which was a bit of Kleenex touched to a second-class relic, which was a bit of Kleenex touched to a first-class relic, which was a bit of Kleenex touched to the great Scott Baio's nose during a bad bout with the flu he suffered during the fall 1982 season of "Joanie Loves Chachi." A believer retrieved it out of the trash-can for me with much reverence. It comes, of course, with a Certificate of Authenticity.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 05, 2005 03:43 PM (x+5JB)

10 So you are telling me that there is a chance that DNA from Scott Baio may still be one said.....tissue? I think I am getting moist. YOu can have the Kilt and the Shaun Cassidy Road manager Sweat/cum rag in exchange.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 05, 2005 03:51 PM (yBHNA)

11 Filthy: It is a deal. Yes, indeed it would contain Scott Baio's DNA. There must me a signed contract on your part, however, when our lawyers we meet to finalize the deal, stating that all cloning rights will remain with the original owner.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 05, 2005 04:00 PM (x+5JB)

12 Ok, ok, ok. Let's take all this sexy Scott Baio talk to the new thread.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 05, 2005 04:13 PM (JQjhA)

13 Thx Rusty.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 05, 2005 04:29 PM (CBNGy)

14 There is no Chachi but Chachi, and Fonzi is his prophet, peace be upon him.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at April 05, 2005 05:33 PM (0yYS2)

15 Who provides Karzai's bodyguards?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 05, 2005 06:17 PM (FV4oJ)

16 We do. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 05, 2005 08:56 PM (ywZa8)

17 If Karzai needs the U.S. to supply his bodyguards, is he our Najibullah?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 05, 2005 09:39 PM (FV4oJ)

18 >>>"If Karzai needs the U.S. to supply his bodyguards, is he our Najibullah?" Collin, the warlords couldn't live with a Najibullah. Here they appear to be doing so. Re bodyguards, it's a matter of professionalism.

Posted by: Carlos at April 06, 2005 08:17 AM (tFXpR)

19 Cool. It looks like they're running PHP-NUKE or postnuke.

Posted by: actus at April 06, 2005 08:08 PM (EQbuu)

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