June 15, 2006
Moments after a slide tackle dropped him to the ground and left him writhing in pain with what seemed to be a broken femur or some other serious injury, Paraguayan midfielder Christian Riveros popped up and continued playing after referee Hans Kimmel failed to produce a yellow card.
“It’s amazing. I see it all the time in matches,” said Kimmel, a longtime referee. “I seem to have the power to heal serious injuries simply by deciding if the felled player was taken down legally or illegally. I can’t explain it, but I guess you could call me a miracle worker.”
Read the rest, it is pretty good satire.
I'm glad they got tough on this stuff a few years ago. The diving and whining and whinging is mostly absent from the English league but still happens in every Central and South American match I watch.
(What? Yeah, I'm American. You want me to watch Asian golf tournaments, 9-ball pool, and 90lb weightclass boxing all day? Of course I watch soccer. And rugby. And cricket. Want to make something of it?)
Posted by: cbjohnson at
04:01 AM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 191 words, total size 1 kb.
June 12, 2006
They are everywhere. Hanging from office buildings, shops, homes, fluttering from (not very well secured) antenna on cars and trucks. Even painted on people's faces.
Its World Cup time and England at least is looking as confident and patriotic as it always is just below the surface. Of course I feel sorry for my poor Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish brethren, whoÂ’s teams didn't make it to the finals (ha ha!) but at least my non-English fellow Britons seem to be taking this football* inspired burst of Englishness with good humour.
Not everyone is of course. The usual suspects are complaining that the flags which you now cannot now avoid are 'racsist' and 'intimidating'. Can you guess who those usual suspects are?
That's right, some of those who voluntarily came to this country to escape their own homeland's despotic regimes and their defender's in the 'we hate ourselves' liberal so-called elite.
Of course, what they really object to isn't the flag itself but the confidence in the country, it's dominant culture and political freedoms that it is indicative of. The bullishness it inspires amongst Englishmen and women of all colours and creeds.
The Islamofascists and their allies have successfully undermined large sections of the media and the establishment but the disconnect between those sell-out sections of our society and the majority of the population they supposedly represent is as comfortingly wide as it has been for decades.
As with any war, the real key to victory is confidence in the cause and the values it protects. Confidence is abundant, no matter what anyone might tell you.
(*Even for my guest slot here I'm refusing to use that hideous 's' word, just as I'm refusing to spell humour incorrectly).
Posted by: Sheward at
03:37 PM
| Comments (8)
| Add Comment
Post contains 314 words, total size 2 kb.
March 23, 2006
Posted by: Rusty at
06:02 PM
| Comments (1)
| Add Comment
Post contains 41 words, total size 1 kb.
February 10, 2006
No, the real problem is that the BIG storyline is missing. We have no good Olympic enemies anymore. The one totally tangible memory that most people have (even people who didn't watch it, in the curious way these things work) of a real athletic moment of glory is Al Michaels asking "Do you believe in miracles?' as the United States defeated the Soviet Union at long last on the hockey rink at Lake Placid. That's the Soviet Union, not Russia, and we're talking Cold War here.
Posted by: Rusty at
08:08 AM
| Comments (3)
| Add Comment
Post contains 113 words, total size 1 kb.
January 17, 2006
Posted by: Rusty at
08:26 AM
| Comments (1)
| Add Comment
Post contains 165 words, total size 1 kb.
December 16, 2005
Zulu traditionalists have vowed to carry on with the controversial practice, which involves inspection of girls' genitalia, usually on the sidelines of cultural festivals.Oh, I understand now... , it's some kind of sport, right?
Posted by: Richard@hyscience at
02:50 PM
| Comments (18)
| Add Comment
Post contains 69 words, total size 1 kb.
September 29, 2005
Baseball: sport of geeks.
Hat tip: TC Leather Penguin
Posted by: Rusty at
03:08 PM
| Comments (8)
| Add Comment
Post contains 21 words, total size 1 kb.
September 12, 2005
Mirza's crime? I guess she just looked way too hot in that tennis outfit. I've posted a Sania Mirza image gallery below. For a tennis player, her outfits aren't all that revealing at all.
The fatwa - in effect, a demand that she cover up - was issued by a senior cleric of the Sunni Ulema Board, a little-known group. Similar fatwas have been issued against Mirza, who comes from a devout Muslim family, but none has ever gained popular support among India's 130 million Muslims.Hat tip to Greg at Rhymes With Right who has more as well as a blog roundup. more..."The dress she wears on the tennis courtsÂ…leaves nothing to the imagination," Haseeb-ul-hasan Siddiqui told The Hindustan Times. "She will undoubtedly be a corrupting influence."
He said she should follow the example of Iranian women who wore long tunics and headscarves to play in the Asian Badminton Championships.
Posted by: Rusty at
11:19 AM
| Comments (31)
| Add Comment
Post contains 203 words, total size 2 kb.
August 25, 2005
Posted by: Rusty at
03:01 PM
| Comments (3)
| Add Comment
Post contains 22 words, total size 1 kb.
July 24, 2005
Today a Texan with a name that sounds like it ought to belong to a character in a Buck or Roy Rogers movie won the most grueling elite endurance contest on the planet for the seventh straight time! If he had never been near death with the "big C" today's accomplishment would've been enough. Indeed, it would have been enough had he stopped six years ago, after winning in 1999, but his recovery and return to bicycle racing not only at the top of his sport, but to create a legacy that will probably never be matched, has inspired people I love to fight against a similar infirmity. (Isn't it odd that he's the second great American cyclist in 20 years to live such a lesson?) more...
Posted by: Demosophist at
06:54 PM
| Comments (18)
| Add Comment
Post contains 452 words, total size 3 kb.
April 16, 2005
Posted by: Rusty at
08:42 PM
| Comments (9)
| Add Comment
Post contains 37 words, total size 1 kb.
April 05, 2005
Posted by: Rusty at
08:33 AM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 23 words, total size 1 kb.
125 queries taking 0.8863 seconds, 349 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.