Is it me, or are ALL tennis players hot? A fatwa has been issued against Sania Mirza, who became the first Indian woman to reach the fourth round of a Grand Slam at the US Open last week.
Mirza's crime? I guess she just looked way too hot in that tennis outfit. I've posted a Sania Mirza image gallery below. For a tennis player, her outfits aren't all that revealing at all.
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Uhhhh Rusty? You think this hairy lipped Garwalli is hot? Dude. Scott Baio is hot. This is a muppet waiting to happen man. I see a big thatch of hair all round that belly button. I see a horrible stink in her future. I smell cumin and ghee. I see many many epiladys strewn about the floor of her hut.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 12, 2005 11:43 AM (5ceWd)
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I will strap her down and make her confess to her crimes! Yeah, confess to crimes, that's it...
Posted by: Wine-aholic at September 12, 2005 11:44 AM (Wsn+K)
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Hmm,
Might the iman have found her picture in his son's room?
Might the iman's daughter tell him that she wants to be just like her when she grows up?
Does anyone believe that these insaniacs will stop once all the muslim women are covered up?
Posted by: Fred Fry at September 12, 2005 11:58 AM (JXdhy)
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Filthy must be gay. She is a hot dot.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at September 12, 2005 12:16 PM (JQjhA)
Posted by: Defense Guy at September 12, 2005 12:37 PM (jPCiN)
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My contirbution to the American dialect:
Islama-hottie.
Posted by: Pete at September 12, 2005 12:49 PM (Stkxb)
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Her outfits are pretty conservative among current female tennis players. Cf., the Williams' sisters.
Her crime is wearing a shirt that shows she has boobies? Yeesh. I'm sure all the left-wing feminists in the USA will be up in arms about this fatwa, right?
Posted by: rbj at September 12, 2005 01:33 PM (UgG6+)
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Hmmm..She doesn't have a Muslim name. Maybe she is trying to forget that she is a member of the religion of pricks, uh, I mean peace.
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 12, 2005 01:49 PM (q9AWQ)
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Yes, God is great .... and Allah used to have an awesome blog before he went in the poor house.
Posted by: CDR Salamander at September 12, 2005 01:52 PM (m64uD)
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Funny thing for a people so scared of boobies it's intresting to note that the average age in the muslim world is about 20 mommy and daddy spent an awful lot of time screwing even with a burqua.
Posted by: Howie at September 12, 2005 02:25 PM (D3+20)
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Does anyone else get the feeling that islam will eventually become nothing more than a few pederasts sitting around in their man-dresses talking about killing innocent people? Oh, wait, sorry, it's already that.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 12, 2005 02:29 PM (0yYS2)
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oi mother fuckers dont tlk about muslims like that ill rape yo mamas
Posted by: irfan at September 12, 2005 02:37 PM (ul0gH)
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oi mother fuckers dont tlk about muslims like that ill rape yo mamas
Posted by: irfan at September 12, 2005 02:37 PM (ul0gH)
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Oi? Is that like Oy Veh!, or did you just not finish "oink"? I think it's the latter. Sqeal like a pig boy.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 12, 2005 02:43 PM (0yYS2)
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Irfan my momma can whup yer ass with one hand behind her back.
Posted by: Howie at September 12, 2005 02:46 PM (D3+20)
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My opinion as a straight chick, she's totally hot. Filthy obviously doesn't realize that the only people that don't shave and/or wax are dirty hippies and the French.
Posted by: Maureen at September 12, 2005 02:50 PM (ny5O/)
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She will be hot for another 10 minutes. Then, she will look like your hairy uncle ray ray who leaves boogers on the side of your couch.
Pull up that skirt and I bet she has a bright red ass like a baboon
Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 12, 2005 03:19 PM (5ceWd)
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Sometimes I think an award of some kind should be given for great comments ....like the one just above.
I had to share that with others in the office. I'm still laughing.
Posted by: Brad at September 12, 2005 03:33 PM (3OPZt)
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This one's begging for a photoshop - I'd like to see her smoke Stephie in a burka.
Hate to burst your bubble about all tennis players being hot, but I have two words for you, Rusty: Martina Navratalova. If she's not man enough for you, how about Billy Jean King?
And if that guy thinks Mirza's leaving nothing to the imagination, he needs a better imagination, or maybe a trip to Hooters.
Posted by: tee bee at September 12, 2005 04:00 PM (q1JHF)
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 12, 2005 05:40 PM (q9AWQ)
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You want a fugly tennis player, try Lindsay Davenport. She's even ugly on the man scale.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 12, 2005 07:21 PM (0yYS2)
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Sania is very beautifula queen for tennis player.
ankush
Posted by: patilankush at September 13, 2005 03:39 AM (+c82K)
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Just typical of these extremists who want to force their radicalism on the whole world BIN LADEN WANTED DEAD NOT ALIVE
Posted by: sandpiper at September 13, 2005 09:44 AM (ILvmZ)
Posted by: asa at September 20, 2005 04:06 AM (XVWxL)
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Sania like u tennis is my passion keep it up with tennis,that's ur nature ok.
Posted by: rahul walujkar at September 24, 2005 08:24 AM (e24/U)
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sania u have made india proud dont worry about idots who issused fatwa,just play hole india is with except some fools.
Posted by: pavi at September 29, 2005 07:34 PM (GfxGb)
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irfan thats why world starts hating islam,u have to change accroding to time and learn some manners ........
Posted by: pavi at September 29, 2005 07:37 PM (GfxGb)
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irfan thats why world starts hating islam,u have to change accroding to time and learn some manners ........
Posted by: pavitran at September 29, 2005 07:38 PM (GfxGb)
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sania i like u r b..bs
Posted by: jucy at September 29, 2005 07:43 PM (GfxGb)
Posted by: yashwanth at October 01, 2005 08:53 AM (5qe0c)
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personaly i like her activites like play, dress and personality.we should support to her for----------etc.
Posted by: Anu at October 09, 2005 12:57 AM (kyzZc)
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Is it me, or are ALL tennis players hot? A fatwa has been issued against Sania Mirza, who became the first Indian woman to reach the fourth round of a Grand Slam at the US Open last week.
