Everywhere I go in London I see Dr. Who's time machine, the Tardis. Somebody should have warned me about going into the Tardis because I had no idea The Doctor was such a perv.
Pictures of nude women line the inside of all the phone booths here. Friendly too, since it seems each and every one of them is lonely and/or looking for a good time.
WARNING: Do not encourage your children to use the public phones in central London.
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Rusty, I'm glad to hear you're doing well. Any siteseeing getting done in London?
Posted by: MiB at May 15, 2006 01:53 PM (XuEw/)
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Nude Women photos!? Bloody Hell! Despicable! The wanton perverts!
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 15, 2006 02:07 PM (FCC6c)
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Damn, man, you're posting more from London than you do when you're here.
Ha!
Posted by: Vinnie at May 15, 2006 02:21 PM (/qy9A)
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That's not all they use them for - better wash your hands after using.
Posted by: hondo at May 15, 2006 02:26 PM (SeBrl)
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Perhaps not as tasty as murals of humans mating with dogs at a Taco Bell I saw when I was near the Maylasia peninsula.
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 15, 2006 04:25 PM (FCC6c)
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Rusty, I am glad your finding the finer things in my town. My advice, avoid Hackney (or the whole of east london), best bar in town, The Langley, Langley St, Covent Garden, possibly the best bar in the world, on a friday night its like sitting in on a fashion show, great eye candy.
Posted by: dave clarke at May 15, 2006 05:00 PM (qRXEl)
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The Doctor has matured, for the 21st century and all.
Posted by: Bill Dautrive at May 15, 2006 05:07 PM (G95Uf)
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That would be what you get when the good Doctor regenerates into the actor who formerly played Casanova.
On the other hand, I suspect you're confused. The TARDIS's cameleon circuit froze in the shape of a police box back in 1963 (just before the Doctor's grandaughter, Susan, explained how she came up with the name TARDIS), not a BT public phone both. It's blue with only one window where I suspect what you're seeing is red with glass all around.
I only saw two or three of the now obsolete police boxes when I was in Britain last and one of them just outside the walls of the botanical gardens in Glasgow had been turned into an expresso stand. If they've made a come back, this would be even more important news that that they contain nude photos.
Posted by: Strick at May 15, 2006 06:27 PM (jvG2F)
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 15, 2006 06:53 PM (FCC6c)
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ok thats just gross, im from australia and there wuld neva be anything like that here unless some stupid guys went and drew all ova them, well if i go to london im neva using a phone box, i think ill survive without one lol bye xoxoxoxox
Posted by: sammy at May 16, 2006 05:46 AM (Sb/lZ)
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The CYBERMEN and nude freaks and the DALEKES just stand there and stare
Posted by: sandpiper at May 17, 2006 07:11 AM (oCdmx)
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